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Last Commented Limerick Poems (107)

Limerick is a rhymed humorous, and or nonsense poem of five lines. Here is a list of Last Commented Limerick Poems written by members. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.

gnj4u

Limerick-a-Palozza

There once was a group on the Corner
To belong to was considered quite the honor
Then across the pond came a duck
And in limericks we got stuck
Now, before my friend joins, should I warn her?
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Posted: Jan 2011
About this poem:
Am lovin' it!
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gnj4u

CS Limerick

There once was a woman named Kate
Who came to CS for a mate
Poet’s Corner she found that day
and here she decided to stay
Now, with poems she goes on a date
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Posted: Jan 2011
About this poem:
Can't wait to catch up on reading all of the limerick posts!
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Unknown

There once

There once was a lass from Kilkenny
Who’s admirers on line were many
She mailed and she posted
Her bits, they got roasted
And so she decided to

Write poetry ...
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Posted: Jan 2011
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gardenhackle

Limerick Weekend #1

I once met a lassie online
Who's lips were sweeter than wine.
I invited her here.
Now I call her my dear.
And I must say that life is divine!
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Posted: Jan 2011
About this poem:
True story!
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swade777

Let's fix things!

Tis a good day to join a small Klatsch
to share some cookies by the batch
social problems can be solved
by united efforts of resolve
to fix by our 'action' not verbal patch.
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Posted: Jan 2011
About this poem:
"KLATSCH" - A casual gathering for the purpose of refreshments and conversation. I Just learned this term today and thought to incorporate it into a weekend limerick. Please pass the cookies! :-)
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gardenhackle

Limerick Weekend #3

A pool boy at work in the shade
Was transfixed by a comely young maid.
She waltzed over to him
And she said with a grin.
You're just too hard at work I'm afraid.
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Posted: Jan 2011
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swade777

Just another limerick to contemplate...

To those who worship the 'god' of Sports
whether played on fields or on the courts,
Always remember that in the end
tis only a 'score' you'll hate or defend
but to this 'god' we do not give our reports!
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Posted: Jan 2011
About this poem:
Just a Limerick way of asking.... "What's REALLY important?"
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maxicherokee

bude

there was a young lady from bude, who went for a swim in the nude, a man in a punt, stuck his pole in the water, and said "you cant swim here, it's private"
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Posted: Nov 2010
About this poem:
read this in playboy once
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iluvisis1

Hope (for All)

Tomorrow is another day
with wondrous things along the way.
Do not your eyes drop to the ground,
lift up your heart to life's clear sound.
Reach through the clouds
and clear your sky;
I'll help you up,
I'll tell you why.
Each days's a gift given to you.
Just do your best, you'll know what to do.
And if you falter, I'll be there
to pick you up because I care.
Remember I am in you
Look inside your fallen heart
Reach down in
Lift out my memory
And a great new day you'll start.
I am always going to be there,
Do not worry I won't go.
Deep inside you is a fountain,
Open your eyes and let it flow.
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Posted: Nov 2010
About this poem:
Written for a friend originally.
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iluvisis1

Because I Loved You

We first met across the miles and never met another We talked for hours day by day...imaginary lovers. The miles grew few ,we learned alot our lives they grew together.
and then came change that rocked our life and led to stormy weather. I did not run I faced the fury because my heart remained, But yours grew thin,and cold, frustration left its stain. I cried out to the one i knew and reached across the pain, And held my hand out to you which you would not deign. The tears began, my insides quaked ,my heart is slowly breaking. Emotion tore the world apart, my heart so badly aching. And now you hide behind the wall, your eyes and ears are closed. The lives you are destroying now are ones that you proposed. I know that life and love is hard I know that I won't give in. But if you feel life has you trapped And it is not worth living; Remember I still care for you, My heart it is forgiving. But I will go because I care and leave this world behind me. And deep inside my broken soul my heart will always love thee.
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Posted: Oct 2010
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