Why are you still single? (89)
im single because my sell by date is out, im stale since 2007
there is cobwebs down there now...
my willy is only used for peeing now, it lost contact with reality....RIP willy...
CPR for willies can save there life
pedro27: my willy is only used for peeing now, it lost contact with reality....RIP willy...
There could be some truth to the old saying ..... Use it or lose it....
my balls are full of tadpoles about 60 billion tadpoles ....there so old now there turning into frogs....
pedro27: my balls are full of tadpoles about 60 billion tadpoles ....there so old now there turning into frogs....
It might be a good idea to open a French restaurant...
KremaP: It might be a good idea to open a French restaurant...
That's why we call the French Froggies
pedro27: my balls are full of tadpoles about 60 billion tadpoles ....there so old now there turning into frogs....
you really should find a nice warm oven ,to put them in..... KremaP: It might be a good idea to open a French restaurant...
the tadpoles want to be free....my chat up line tonight in the pub is set the tadpoles free...i might get a slap in the face
truheart1941: you really should find a nice warm oven ,to put them in.....
i was a tadpole before...oh so was everyone....little fast swimmers ...but my brain never developed
tomcatwarne: I'm off to Cyprus next month the Island of love
Got a bar job have ya
uptall: Got a bar job have ya
his bank is full of cashuptall: Got a bar job have ya
No a tryst
pedro27: his bank is full of cash
I bet it's not as full as his ball sack
aquayuuki: Well,I'm still waiting for my Mr.trustworthy. haha..
I'm still single cuz I just haven't found that one yet.Altho I do enjoy my independence..
waiting.....waiting......waiting.....
Lillie49: I'm still single cuz I just haven't found that one yet.
Altho I do enjoy my independence..
waiting.....waiting......waiting.....
Altho I do enjoy my independence..
waiting.....waiting......waiting.....
batteries included
uptall: batteries included
...
exactly!....
I have rechargeable ones..
Am off now..enjoy your day!
Lillie49: ... exactly!....
I have rechargeable ones..
Am off now..enjoy your day!
I have rechargeable ones..
Am off now..enjoy your day!
Enjoy. C'ya Lillie
Lillie49: I'm still single cuz I just haven't found that one yet.
Altho I do enjoy my independence..
waiting.....waiting......waiting.....
Altho I do enjoy my independence..
waiting.....waiting......waiting.....
You remind me of Samuel Beckett play.
Godot.
pedro27: the tadpoles want to be free....my chat up line tonight in the pub is set the tadpoles free...i might get a slap in the face
Oh, good luck with that Pedro, it might require some extra drinks...
aquayuuki: Well,I'm still waiting for my Mr.trustworthy. haha..
It wouldn't be fair on the rest of the ladies if I committed myself to one woman
allthegoodnamest: Being single has saved me a small fortune on therapy, plus, single life gives you many more options to do as one pleases , without the " ball & chain" nagging you to death.
yes, yes, yes. thank you.
unlaoised: For sure Eq and hi
hello
Its self evident why I'm still single.
single rocks! 
Greenlake19: The advantages of singlehood outweigh the advantage of marriage for the moment. Over time the expectations of both sides can become greater. Besides the current economic situation is not encouraging.
for me this is very true
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