I can’t find my keys. I’ve looked everywhere they could possibly be and they are nowhere to be found. When this has happened in the past, they have always eventually turned up somewhere that they could not possibly have been. But there are hundreds of places that they could not possibly be, and I haven’t got time to look in them all. So I came up with a cunning plan; a poll to help me find them. I want to know in which impossible place I am most likely to find them.
ChambellaCanberra (ACT) & Batemans Bay, New South Wales Australia526 posts
Look in the pocket of what you last wore..
If you are prone to loose your keys... I suggest you get yourself a "Key Finder" costs anywhere b/w $3 to $5 but if you want one you can blue tooth one linked to your phone you can spend around $40.00
LED Key Finder Locator Keychain, Find Lost Keys Whistle Sound Control
I had a friend who lost his keys. Since I know how to dowse (witching) I took a wire coat hanger; cut and bent it into shape and went throughout his house and it started going crazy in his bedroom. Really crazy around his un made bed. So I flipped over his comforter a viola... his keys. I did the same thing with my wife's wedding ring. It was found in the washing machine (had slipped off due to wet soapy clothes)
HooberOPDoncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK116 posts
It's okay, everyone, the keys turned up. They were in the soap dish in the shower. I can't believe I didn't look there to begin with, since that's where I found them the last time they went missing.
You could have pretended not to have found them for a couple of pages just as a kind gesture.
Have you lost anything else we could help you out with? We do a good line in trying to find humanity, or sanity round here. We can keep that game going for ages.
Hoober: It's okay, everyone, the keys turned up. They were in the soap dish in the shower. I can't believe I didn't look there to begin with, since that's where I found them the last time they went missing.
Hoober: It's okay, everyone, the keys turned up. They were in the soap dish in the shower. I can't believe I didn't look there to begin with, since that's where I found them the last time they went missing.
you could have come clean earlier,i supose That's lifebuoy
HooberOPDoncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK116 posts
mollybaby: What does one use to soap oneself with whilst having a shower if not the soap?
One can only presume one was having a shower if one put one's keys in the soap dish of the shower
As time goes on, Molly, I think you will come to realise that the things I post should not be questioned too thoroughly if they are to be fully appreciated.
Hoober: As time goes on, Molly, I think you will come to realise that the things I post should not be questioned too thoroughly if they are to be fully appreciated.
It's in my nature to question. Apologies
I'm sure I'll get used to your style after a while
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