Where are my keys? ( Archived) (24)

Aug 6, 2019 3:11 PM CSTWhere are my keys?
Hoober
HooberHooberDoncaster, South Yorkshire, England, UK2 Threads 1 Polls 116 Posts

Where are my keys?(Vote Below)

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In the fridge
0
0%
In the oven.
0
0%
Under my pillow
0
0%
On top of the wardrobe
1
10%
In my sock drawer
0
0%
In one of my shoes
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0%
In the other shoe.
0
0%
Somewhere else
6
60%
Other
3
30%
Total Votes
10
I can’t find my keys. I’ve looked everywhere they could possibly be and they are nowhere to be found. When this has happened in the past, they have always eventually turned up somewhere that they could not possibly have been. But there are hundreds of places that they could not possibly be, and I haven’t got time to look in them all. So I came up with a cunning plan; a poll to help me find them. I want to know in which impossible place I am most likely to find them.
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Aug 6, 2019 3:14 PM CST Where are my keys?
deedee123xo
deedee123xodeedee123xoLimerick, Ireland15 Threads 3,538 Posts
Get the dog scanned blues
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Aug 6, 2019 3:28 PM CST Where are my keys?
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
Since you live in the U.K. I have a good guess where you will find them. rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 6, 2019 3:32 PM CST Where are my keys?
deedee123xo
deedee123xodeedee123xoLimerick, Ireland15 Threads 3,538 Posts
galrads: Since you live in the U.K. I have a good guess where you will find them.
laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Aug 6, 2019 3:34 PM CST Where are my keys?
donal63
donal63donal63letterkenny, Donegal Ireland2 Threads 2,252 Posts
There in the glove compartment in your car,next to that old lottery ticket u thought lost,that was a jackpot winner in 2007doh
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Aug 6, 2019 4:02 PM CST Where are my keys?
Chambellaonline today!
Chambellaonline today!ChambellaCanberra (ACT) & Batemans Bay, New South Wales Australia526 Posts
Look in the pocket of what you last wore..

If you are prone to loose your keys... I suggest you get yourself a "Key Finder" costs anywhere b/w $3 to $5 but if you want one you can blue tooth one linked to your phone you can spend around $40.00

LED Key Finder Locator Keychain, Find Lost Keys Whistle Sound Control

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Aug 6, 2019 4:04 PM CST Where are my keys?
They got sucked into the black hole of the universe.
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Aug 9, 2019 10:17 AM CST Where are my keys?
MustangWriter
MustangWriterMustangWriterBoerne, Texas USA242 Threads 3 Polls 1,762 Posts
Uh... The last place you set them down.

I had a friend who lost his keys. Since I know how to dowse (witching) I took a wire coat hanger; cut and bent it into shape and went throughout his house and it started going crazy in his bedroom. Really crazy around his un made bed. So I flipped over his comforter a viola... his keys.
I did the same thing with my wife's wedding ring. It was found in the washing machine (had slipped off due to wet soapy clothes)
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Aug 9, 2019 12:25 PM CST Where are my keys?
M4_Mischief
M4_MischiefM4_MischiefBelleville, Ontario Canada6,250 Posts
check the toilet......professor
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Aug 9, 2019 12:41 PM CST Where are my keys?
Hoober
HooberHooberDoncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK2 Threads 1 Polls 116 Posts
It's okay, everyone, the keys turned up. They were in the soap dish in the shower. I can't believe I didn't look there to begin with, since that's where I found them the last time they went missing. doh
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Aug 9, 2019 12:43 PM CST Where are my keys?
M4_Mischief
M4_MischiefM4_MischiefBelleville, Ontario Canada6,250 Posts
hey...at least I was in the right room.......laugh
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Aug 9, 2019 12:49 PM CST Where are my keys?
jac_the_gripper
jac_the_gripperjac_the_gripperTonyrefail, South Glamorgan, Wales UK24 Threads 5,363 Posts
Well, that was a short lived game. roll eyes

You could have pretended not to have found them for a couple of pages just as a kind gesture.

Have you lost anything else we could help you out with? We do a good line in trying to find humanity, or sanity round here. We can keep that game going for ages. cswelcome
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Aug 9, 2019 1:01 PM CST Where are my keys?
check the soap dish in the toilet
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Aug 9, 2019 1:03 PM CST Where are my keys?
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Hoober: It's okay, everyone, the keys turned up. They were in the soap dish in the shower. I can't believe I didn't look there to begin with, since that's where I found them the last time they went missing.
Where's the soap? devil
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Aug 9, 2019 1:20 PM CST Where are my keys?
donal63
donal63donal63letterkenny, Donegal Ireland2 Threads 2,252 Posts
Hoober: It's okay, everyone, the keys turned up. They were in the soap dish in the shower. I can't believe I didn't look there to begin with, since that's where I found them the last time they went missing.
you could have come clean earlier,i supose That's lifebuoydunno
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Aug 9, 2019 2:27 PM CST Where are my keys?
laugh
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Aug 9, 2019 2:32 PM CST Where are my keys?
Hoober
HooberHooberDoncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK2 Threads 1 Polls 116 Posts
jac_the_gripper:
Have you lost anything else we could help you out with?
Yes, I've lost the soap dish. Now I have nowhere to put my keys. sigh
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Aug 9, 2019 2:36 PM CST Where are my keys?
Hoober
HooberHooberDoncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK2 Threads 1 Polls 116 Posts
mollybaby: Where's the soap?
That would depend on when you were asking.
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Aug 9, 2019 2:40 PM CST Where are my keys?
Mongo_lives
Mongo_livesMongo_livesRock Ridge, Texas USA210 Posts
Mongo wonders why you put your keys in a soap dish. Mongo hopes you do not use them to clean your dingleberries. laugh
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Aug 9, 2019 2:41 PM CST Where are my keys?
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Hoober: That would depend on when you were asking.
When you put the keys in its place devil
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Aug 9, 2019 2:50 PM CST Where are my keys?
Hoober
HooberHooberDoncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK2 Threads 1 Polls 116 Posts
Mongo_lives: Mongo wonders why you put your keys in a soap dish.
Well I stopped wondering about such things a long time ago.
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Aug 9, 2019 2:54 PM CST Where are my keys?
Hoober
HooberHooberDoncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK2 Threads 1 Polls 116 Posts
mollybaby: When you put the keys in its place
I imagine it was also in the dish. If it hadn't been, I would have noticed it was missing when I put the keys in.
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Aug 9, 2019 3:00 PM CST Where are my keys?
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Hoober: I imagine it was also in the dish. If it hadn't been, I would have noticed it was missing when I put the keys in.
What does one use to soap oneself with whilst having a shower if not the soap?

One can only presume one was having a shower if one put one's keys in the soap dish of the shower tip hat
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Aug 9, 2019 3:16 PM CST Where are my keys?
Hoober
HooberHooberDoncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK2 Threads 1 Polls 116 Posts
mollybaby: What does one use to soap oneself with whilst having a shower if not the soap?

One can only presume one was having a shower if one put one's keys in the soap dish of the shower
As time goes on, Molly, I think you will come to realise that the things I post should not be questioned too thoroughly if they are to be fully appreciated.
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Aug 9, 2019 3:23 PM CST Where are my keys?
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Hoober: As time goes on, Molly, I think you will come to realise that the things I post should not be questioned too thoroughly if they are to be fully appreciated.
It's in my nature to question. Apologies

I'm sure I'll get used to your style after a while tip hat
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Created: Aug 2019
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