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Mic, have you identified everyone on CS yet?

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Oh aye 1.10 just fires you right up to grab someone and settle down NOW so we can get there too

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I just hope Molly doesn't see that #3 fan. She's not going to like it. She's very odd about people shaving their back hair imaginatively.

Can't spot you either, hon. `1.40? the big handlebar moustache?

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Er -

no shades?



Mic, you HAVE to learn to do this, hon.

square brackets around the word youtube. Knock the s off the http. Square brackets around /youtube, Bob's your uncle.

Or if you prefer, snip snip and Bob's your aunty. But it ain't rocket science - you are just too much of a rocket scientist to manage it.

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Pulling myself together after that little shock and off to look at your vid now, Mic

Bear with

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Oh
my
word

IT'S A GIRL



Well well well.

Well WELL.

Oh, and those who know, will know what I'm talking about. Those who don't, won't care. But the TARDIS has very nearly been a sub-thread of this blog.

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My wee lawn is mowed, the more aggressive shrubs forced back with a chair and whip, and I even grabbed a quick breakfast.

Slightly zorsted now.

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Our comments overlapped. Please restart your motor.

Tru's already promised he won't be a bother so you're okay there.

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Mic, you think so?

I could change the comment and have it up all the time

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Tru, there was no secret about the last one, we talked about it endlessly before in the blogs

And once I have my elefante blanco up and running I would be happy to actually host one on the Costa Tropical. However it is beginning to look as if I will need a small whiparound first to actually, you know, BUY the elefante blanco.



I wish Angel was around more often. She'd get the funding whipped into place in 5 minutes flat.

RE: WHAT IS SELF ESTEEM? MY OWN DEFi NiTION!.

WHY! ARE YOU! SHOUTING??

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Molly, I daren't, as a Saffer in Scotland I've got to watch every word, and run it past Scottish beta readers, sheesh, the flak I got from one for saying bairns instead of weans!! One of those is a west coast word, NOT an east coast one. Still, she saved me from a glaring error which would have destroyed, destroyed I tell you, my credibility.

I forget which is which, so I simply avoid all discussion of rugrats altogether now.




She's worth her weight in gold, by the way. Asked in some confusion why I had my guys go to Princes street from the station, then catch a taxi to Market street, when they could have exited the station from the other side straight to Market street.

I didn't know that. It's saved me a fortune in taxi trips since, though.

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Mic, he's got a pic of one on his profile. Try him on another hard word.


Check his profile first.

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I should probably go out into the blazing sunshine and mow my lawn - first chance I've had in a week, between travelling to that London and the default Scottish summer (which is warm drizzle, as opposed to the default Scottish winter, which is icy drizzle)



I hate mowing the lawn



Still. Better than ironing.

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Haha Molly I do love you

I can see why you get teased so much on the forums, you NEVER retire in confusion

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Sorry, Molly, wasn't thinking

Truth is, guys, she couldn't take a normal pic because the camera exploded. And she has an Irish accent. You can't understand a word she says.

























(Better, poppet? I just wasn't THINKING. no intention of blowing your international supermodel cover)

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Moll, to be honest I didn't notice the damage to the lamp posts either, I was too busy trying to work out why you, despite towering over us more petite lovelies, were still grabbing all the attention.

Titch noticed, though.

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Pat, I had in mind something a bit sleeker. More streamlined. Faster, too. Just proves you have to be careful what you wish for, a timely warning

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Oh help Tru I think you've caught the sun too. Mind you, I like this Tru - truly scrumptious

RE: It's a lovely day today.

Eish I think I've dated that bloke.

Joke, joke. NICE vid

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Hello lovely Titch you're far more likely to enjoy the benefits of this in your lifetime than I, and just think what fun it will be!

I think we should make a pact, all those who commented on this blog, that whoever wins a gigantic lottery after the first commercial teleport is in operation would teleport us all to a pavement cafe somewhere in Spain to have a good blether about how different the experience was to what we had expected

No dancing bananas were harmed in the writing of this comment

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usha, loving the new pic - and I wasn't aiming that comment at anyone in particular but there are a few who log in to complain they hate the blogs, but don't actually comment on any of the blogs, and it is a little irritating sometimes

I looked at some old old OLD blogs last night - some of the Simmo ones - and had to laugh to see comments there complimenting him and saying it was nice to have a decent blog to read for a change. Nothing changes. We does love to whinge, us on CS.

Now back to teleportation. One tiny problem, you do need to know EXACTLY where you are going, I think, to end up there

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Non, the best way ever of defusing angry wife is to stay just sober enough that when she's pulling off your trousers to help you into bed, shout 'get your hands off me you trollop I'm happily married!'

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Whoops hadn't realised I was still logged in. Over and out and Lou, we'll compare notes afterwards, if you catch it

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He was my first Doctor too.

You never forget your first but Tennant was good. Mad as a cut snake, but good. Two doctors ago, though.The 13th doctor will be unveiled shortly.

RE: We Carbon Based Life Forms Have Had Good Run. BUT

Zigaktly!

We're in!

And there was no need to shout.

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Lou, a TARDIS would do nicely actually. Very comfortable. You waiting on the new Doctor at the end of Wimbledon?

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Baig - any Irishman with the true full-blown gift of the gab could quite simply rule the world, he's just too busy with women to get round to it.

I think in their stride they are quite possibly the most charming men on this planet but you don't get to see them much - their women lure them into fortresses, slam the doors, and they are never seen again

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Lou, my perfect world, I would check my reflection, pick up my bag, and between one step and the next, be where I want to be without any fuss. City to city, country to country.

Let me get my hands on the controls, though, and yes I can think of more than one politician - AND their manky supporters - it would be fun to send to a different solar system

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Ah, you know what, you could yet talk Molly round, you do have the Irish gift of the gab