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Molly, your navigation skills are simplistic to say the least

But yup I can see the charm of the system. The only decision left is whether I turn left or right when I reach the coast.

I'd very much appreciate it if anyone who speaks to me this morning does so in a soothing murmuring voice. I seem to have a slight headache.

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You guys been ace, I would have felt bad drinking alone

group hug



do feel a bit weary now

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Mimi, no, I got Mapme?

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Molly not sure I could relax much more and still get up the stairs. The bubbly has left my head and settled in my legs.



But yup good advice. Not that I know where I have packed stuff anyway. I did find I'd packed ALL my sieves.

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JJ I have no idea. I have unexpectedly turned into a bohemian. I was buying a place there and the pound dropped through the floor and I can no longer afford it.







So -

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Mimi, how can you sleep and navigate?

I think the cat will be covering the sleeping passenger bit nicely. could you sit in the back and distract the dog? and talk to me of course

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Karl, thank you!

I'm looking forward to it. I just need to get this last week out the way. Oh, and pack up everything I own in the world during this last week.

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Akshally Molly JJ has a point I'm MUCH bolder after a drink

Feeling quite reckless now. Gonna go pack a lil bit more.

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Molly, gotta deal.

Im a good driver. Dont press any brakes too often. Just weave in and out in and out inandout

Eish must show you scary bad driver in SA

Bear with


















Found it, know you doan like videos. Guy caused horrendous accident, tried to run. On a Saffer road? No chance.

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Pat, slike me an Kerouac. Zacktly the same and diffrint.

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JJ i can never unnerstand why pipple drink anyway. Tastes like vingar and the hard stuff tastes like lighterfluid

and it makes your head go funny

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that last bottle was from my last boss last Christmas

I'm sure it will be lovely

I think it was that bottle, anyway.

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Molly, I do feel a bit odd

odd

what an odd word odd is

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JJ I think you might be right.

I'm no' very good at it, nor neither.

but it would be rude not to at least taste it when someone gave it to me, even though I can't remember who, or why, right?

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okay this bottle was disgusting. Glad I poured most of it away.

Hey, Itchy. Next Saturday I leave Scotland. Saturday after next I leave England. Saturday after next after next I should, in theory, have left France and be in Spain.

Don't ask about the Saturday after that. Not a clue.

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Nah.

This bottle's bettern the 3rd. That was vinegar. Good for cleaning drain tho.

Akshally Molly thats a snorter of an idea. Leave them a welcome bottle

Clever girl

Does it matter if the foils off? I seem to have packed my bottle opener and took the foil off a bottle before I realized it wasnt a popping one

Oops

RE: Makeup tips for cheese

Bring out your cheeses!

Cheesenwineparty going on

makeup optional I'm not wearing any dont show me up 'kay

RE: A serious few questions for everybody.

The male dolls are a waste of time. So I've heard.

Word on the street is that the sticking-out bit which you'd think is essential retreats under pressure, and the male doll's cheeks get fuller instead.

So floating on the thing to find help is about the only useful application it would have. Ever.

RE: Makeup tips for cheese

I like my cheeseboard to be a reflection of me so I do tend to Lizzie Arden rather than L'Oreal

I have been known to be heavy on the glitter on both myself and my cheeseboard, but as a general daytime rule, less is more.

Not disagreeing with you, you understand, just offering an alternative opinion. Usually a safe option on your blogs

RE: Where would you like to live?

I'm in the process of moving to Spain so I can't really focus on the question.

As to why Spain, just worked out that way. I was talking about it in my books before I ever visited, as it happens, or even had any intention of visiting. Things just came together. They could also fall apart. I go where the wind blows me, if it blows hard enough.

RE: The Key to a Successful Relationship

Not sure I trust that grin

RE: So you ladies !

"There are enough bones in the human body to make a complete skeleton"

I'm not sure I want to know what makes men tick. I have no idea what makes my watch tick, I just know all that complicated engineering means it tells the time and sometimes it needs winding up or a new battery. Well, that's two different watches, of course. And there are many many different types of men. Some need winding every couple of hours, some are perfect time-keepers, some react to your movements, some simply won't work properly and never will.

I'd like to order a man who is basically self-winding, but always has time for me?

RE: The Key to a Successful Relationship

I beg to differ, Molly, it is never my fault except perhaps for being too awesome to live with

What do I do about it? become a different person? too late for that, I think. I'm stuck with being me. Oh well.

RE: Ear

You should read his version of it sometime

RE: What to do....

Gypsy, you are a certifiable nut in the nicest possible way

RE: Graveyard shift...

Hope you didn't suddenly find yourself fighting off pirates, OB

Catch you next time round

RE: Ear

Map, you don't want to be van Gogh, sure he's famous NOW but he never achieved fame or even decent recognition in his lifetime.

I didn't even know there was a mystery about his ear. And by the way he didn't cut it ALL off. Just a chunk. Just sayin'

RE: Attraction

(eep, I didn't mean why are you attracted to our Irish witch! Many are called. Few are chosen )


(Oh help did I just make it worse? )


Right. You ask if anyone has been attracted to someone they shouldn't be. Itchy said yes. You responded like a man with a wee Itchy crush.


Oh, please just delete both comments!

RE: Attraction

So, you're attracted to Ms Witch and worry that you shouldn't be. Why?

Age and mileage, please

Whoop whoop! do not forget your camera