My Klingon is so rusty I'd be embarrassed to use it and I don't understand more than a word in ten of the comments. Sad, really, I was never fluent but I could get by. Now the most I can manage is qavan 'IH, latlh je qa'vIn?
I would, on the 29th of February, but the odd thing is the blokes in my life at the time always got called up into the army, or space cadets, or lost their memories, and the timing never seemed right.
Meh. The only way I'm likely to marry now is if the guy had an absolutely awesome surname.
Me on one knee - I say, old bean, what about it? Would you make me the happiest Mrs Featherstonehaugh in the world?
It might end in divorce when I got sick of telling bureaucrats and the rest of the world how to spell a name which is pronounced Fanshaw.
But let me meet a bloke called Bang-Whallop and it will happen. Even if I have to jump in straight away and not wait for the next leap year.
you'll be a charismatic preacher, this really is your calling, yay!
Anyone who watched Friends has known all about this for yonks, Joey got ordained to marry off Phoebe, if I remember rightly. At the time I wondered if I should look into saving souls myself, I have very decided ideas on how my happy congregation should live their lives to achieve Nirvana, but then I decided I can barely run my own life, taking on the responsibility of running the lives of others might be a bridge too far. I shall watch your brilliant career with interest, though
Very important and not on the list - make friends with her dog
Re an earlier comment - you know those ghosts that moon around looking as if they have a sheet over them? It's tragic. Men who died trying to change a duvet cover, doomed to wander for eternity calling plaintively for help
this little ghost escaped, but too late to save his life.
And Johnny, your last comment - NO friend, no outsider, can disrupt a good relationship. Sometimes an outsider shines a torch on problems you've been trying to ignore.
Comes down to being alone is better than being in a bad relationship - but every relationship has phases. They could be lovebirds when you see them next. Or, of course, with different partners ... 50 / 50 chance.
This place, like most dating websites, is made up of lots of different people and just like in real life they are all individuals.
The minute a site is opened that has been so thoroughly screened that I can be guaranteed every male on it is honest loyal trustworthy worthwhile, oh and single, I will switch my allegiance.
Enjoy your time here until you meet your prince and ride off into the sunset.
Hey Red you have to watch yourself in places like the Lawns, the place is heaped high with dead bodies
Have to give the local lot 100% for doing the thing properly, they were properly dressed up and - because it was a crowd - would have been scary if they hadn't all been so short
So long as the ravening pack was the only bunch (I have switched off all lights and am typing quietly in the dark, just in case) it is actually a good system, sending them all out at once.
If only I spoke Spanish. I could have asked one of the senior witches where she got her wig, it was AWESOME. Like Molly's hair, but with a couple of fluorescent streaks.
(Molls, that's a look you should try, at least once a year)
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this little ghost escaped, but too late to save his life. 
RE: Marooned Again
The nine-armed fashion must be a particular riotOk you may not have looted the fashionistas. Anything you can pass on?