any tips?
On how to unblock a c*ck blocker?
My stupid, drunk, and ....well, drunk to the point of not even know where he is at friend c*ck blocked me twice this past weekend. In mid-sentence, the lady who I am speaking to stops. She turns to my friend, who just had to move to her other side, and says...that was my armpit. I am not sure what the hell he did, but I think he poked her in her armpit. WTF!?
She just got up and left. 
Shortly after that, we go outside to have a smoke, and two chicks follow us out. One of them was a gorgeous cutie and she was flirting with me. We were talking and joking with each other, when my friend blurts out some drunken incoherent statement. Trying to be witty, I could not come up with anything to recover from that.
So there was this awkward pause. The cutie turns to her friend, and kind of quietly says, I don't know what that means. Shortly after she says that, she says to her friend, lets go, I gotta take a piss. That was the end of that crap.
I know, it is easy. Just leave my friend at home. But, it is a bit more complicated than that. We have known each other forever and we are best friends. He is known to become like this...and really, he has absolutely no friends except me. Now I know why.
...well, actually I knew why before....but this c*ck blocking crap just adds to the previously known why. He's a good guy and all and I would feel bad about not taking him out once and a great while, once he has the rare opportunity to go out.Another friend of mine just called me to go out tonight for the big game. I am like sure. He goes, give Bert a call (yes, the same Bert who asked the bartender to see her d*ck), and I said...hell no.
And, I explained him the story. But, I don't mind going out with Bert on a weekend once in a while.So the question is...when Ber-Tocks is out with me...and I am talking with a lady and he steps in with one of his finely crafted blocker techniques....what would you do to defuse the situation with the guy?
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Good one.
I have two myself...
I am going to talk with him about it...
and/or
I can fit early on in the conversation to the person I am talking to that his is drunk and gets sometimes unruly.
Then, if still does it when he gets drunk, conveniently leave him in some bar and head out on your own to another one.
If he is being a nuisance...leave him in the car with a bag of chips and a comic book...lol...
He needs to behave...you will never score with him around...
Good advice with telling him when he is sober. I was thinking he was not going to listen to me....but....if he sees I mean business with him, he might just take it to heart. ...like for example what you say, leave him behind.
You need to spread those wild oats
Comic book and chips.
Or you could tell the Women you meet that he was in an accident that left him brain damaged.
That he has Tourette syndrome, and that no one else will befriend him due to the embarrassment.
Its worth a shot .
....get some sympathy points to boot.
you always go out and seems you never run out of cuties around you...just wondering when was the last time you scored...? I think about time to lose your friend, sober up, man up and seriously take a cute girl out...
Better Yet! Stop Taking Him With You. Until He Learn How To Act....
Long time...good to see you...
John
A bag of chips and a comic book suits him...don't you think?...lol...
He does not strike me as an intelligent mature man...
It's good to see you too!....
And Your Recent Comment To Johnny!
It's Like Taking A Kid Out With Him. To Block Him! And Keep Johnny Lonely At Night And Day.....
Athough Tourette's syndrome excuse might work for some...lol...
The kind caring male who wants to help...but seriously...who needs that kind of wing man...
And He Might Want Johnny To Hiself.
Where have you been hiding
So good to see you again
where the heck are you?!
I Been Busy! And Also Have Moved Back To IL. I Do Get The Chance To Stop In From Time To Time. When The Winter Set In Here! I Will Have More Time To Be Here.
I Have Miss You!.....
I Called You A Month Ago!
Use duct tape...one of the truly crowning achievements of Western Civilization.
If the Egyptians had duct tape the nose would still be on the Sphynx.
Absolutely good advice. Unfortunately, it is not quite as easy as that. Thankfully, Bert is the only foolish I really hang out with.
No blocking that I'm aware of...
I Will Call You Soon!.....
Johnny should be honoured for his Comradery !
Its An old world trait, rare in this age of disposable entirety
Does his selflessness get him laid or for that matter...a nice gal to go out with?...lol...
But John is an okay guy...but imagine going out with Bert in tow?...lol...
You are cute and correct
I know him very well and he has had a very tough life up to this point. If I had to guess, the majority of his happiness probably comes when we are hanging out. I will try the straight forward approach with him. I know it will probably fail initially, but if I can remind him about 10 times, he might start getting the picture, especially if I start to slow down seeing him a bit.
Good advice though Pepps. :)
No...and No.......to intelligent and mature.
Yes....and Maybe......to bag of chips and comic.
Now....I need to do some exercising.
Then....I need to go out for the game.
Without Bert.
I am going to attempt at putting my foot down a little on this situation. But, allowing some of it, might be the case. I am one of those who thinks things happen for a reason. For all I know, he may have actually did me a favor.
But....I would also like a chance too.
There is no doubt, Bert is not helping things. That is why this situation is here on the blogs, it is a delicate matter. So far....great advice heard.
Pepps....
What you say about him having me to himself. That is possible...