any tips?
On how to unblock a c*ck blocker?
My stupid, drunk, and ....well, drunk to the point of not even know where he is at friend c*ck blocked me twice this past weekend. In mid-sentence, the lady who I am speaking to stops. She turns to my friend, who just had to move to her other side, and says...that was my armpit. I am not sure what the hell he did, but I think he poked her in her armpit. WTF!?
She just got up and left. 
Shortly after that, we go outside to have a smoke, and two chicks follow us out. One of them was a gorgeous cutie and she was flirting with me. We were talking and joking with each other, when my friend blurts out some drunken incoherent statement. Trying to be witty, I could not come up with anything to recover from that.
So there was this awkward pause. The cutie turns to her friend, and kind of quietly says, I don't know what that means. Shortly after she says that, she says to her friend, lets go, I gotta take a piss. That was the end of that crap.
I know, it is easy. Just leave my friend at home. But, it is a bit more complicated than that. We have known each other forever and we are best friends. He is known to become like this...and really, he has absolutely no friends except me. Now I know why.
...well, actually I knew why before....but this c*ck blocking crap just adds to the previously known why. He's a good guy and all and I would feel bad about not taking him out once and a great while, once he has the rare opportunity to go out.Another friend of mine just called me to go out tonight for the big game. I am like sure. He goes, give Bert a call (yes, the same Bert who asked the bartender to see her d*ck), and I said...hell no.
And, I explained him the story. But, I don't mind going out with Bert on a weekend once in a while.So the question is...when Ber-Tocks is out with me...and I am talking with a lady and he steps in with one of his finely crafted blocker techniques....what would you do to defuse the situation with the guy?
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Cold At Night?...hehee!
You better have a talk with him soon! Winter is coming. If Not! It's just going to be you and him!........
That is where the mace comes in handy and a warmly lit fireplace...
Bert seems harmless...all that booze...
You might want to invest in Alex Jone's preparation kit for those unwanted encounters...just saying...
He is not a bad guy when he is sober, even though I really do not know him that much when he is sober. I have hinted to him about his heavy drinking. He is guy who will drink about 5 or 6 shots of 100 proof liquor one after another.
....probably trying to drink away the bs he has went through in life. He might need professional help, but I am sure he will not go down that road.
I bet chips and comic books come included.
But of course...that and a survivors guide to living off the grid...those dark days are a coming...
That might not be another bad blog topic.
The way things are going, we will need some survival skills sometime here.
Page one....get away from non-intelligent friends.
Yes! Johnny dark and cold nights is right around the corner. Watch and See!....
'...he wants to keep you for hiself.'
I presume it's safe to say he's not exactly a 'chick magnet'.
If you get something going with someone...he immediately becomes the proverbial fifth wheel.
He sees women who are interested in you as a threat to his social life.
All behavior has meaning and can be understood.
Keep this in mind when speaking with him.
Best of luck to both of you.
You two already sound like a couple! He seems the jealous one. Adopt a kid. Hire a nanny. Send him to the pub when you need the nanny for yourself.
I always have the best advice for you. Don't I ?
But I can't quite recall what it is...
What could it be...What COULD it be??
On my way home tonight, I had another thing I wanted to mention about your comment...since we are referencing the Bible.
Not to challenge you on your opinion, in fact, it is commonly believed that people can judge what sort of person you are from the friends you have. I would say there is some truth to that, but it is not completely true. There is an exception I can think of.
But, back to the comment I wanted to make in reference to the Bible.
I believe it was Jesus who sat down at a table full of criminal type people (thiefs) if I recall correctly. When he was asked why he sat with them, he responded by saying....those are the people who need him the most.
Just a thought though.
I agree, behavior shows what is going on inside the head...most of the time anyway. A close friend of mine who I was talking to about his behavior concluded the jealousy thing as well. I know he keeps reminding me about how good of friends we are and wanting it to last. You might be right...as Pepps pointed out as well. That might be something I will have to try and abstract out of him....and then reassure him he should not be concerned.
Thanks for the heads-up you guys/gals.
Johnnnnnnny! First you have to adopt a kid.
Okay, if adoption procedure takes time, you can hire a
instead.
Thinking the Yukon...
Could I exchange it for Clarins blue floer oil?...lol...
Virtual world rocks...
Should've had you on the team...a Canuck ringer.
The Yukon is the Westernmost...beating out BC (our answer) by just a bit.
18, 4, 13, 6...10...is the next number on a dartboard.
I did not know that.
Fortunately, there was a dart game on the premises for quick reference...after getting the idea that the 'board game' referred to was darts.
Hey Lou...
What are you doing for Christmas?
How 'bout a nice relaxing visit to Minnesota?
The Vikes may have need of nursing skills after their encounter with the Pack @ Lambeau on the 23rd...
As a bonus...you could conduct research on near death experiences.
It's my understanding, Mr. Sea, that the fellow is not leading Mr. Sparton down the road of loose women; rather he's building speed bumps on said road.
Setting the fellow up with a girl sounds promising.
Sadly, I fear his description of the fellow on this blog pretty much rules out 'most everyone on CS.
Apologies,, I'll look out for it in future
This is getting confusing...
The only thing I'm sure of is that Sea won the dandy set of steak knives.
I think.