any tips?
On how to unblock a c*ck blocker?
My stupid, drunk, and ....well, drunk to the point of not even know where he is at friend c*ck blocked me twice this past weekend. In mid-sentence, the lady who I am speaking to stops. She turns to my friend, who just had to move to her other side, and says...that was my armpit. I am not sure what the hell he did, but I think he poked her in her armpit. WTF!?
She just got up and left. 
Shortly after that, we go outside to have a smoke, and two chicks follow us out. One of them was a gorgeous cutie and she was flirting with me. We were talking and joking with each other, when my friend blurts out some drunken incoherent statement. Trying to be witty, I could not come up with anything to recover from that.
So there was this awkward pause. The cutie turns to her friend, and kind of quietly says, I don't know what that means. Shortly after she says that, she says to her friend, lets go, I gotta take a piss. That was the end of that crap.
I know, it is easy. Just leave my friend at home. But, it is a bit more complicated than that. We have known each other forever and we are best friends. He is known to become like this...and really, he has absolutely no friends except me. Now I know why.
...well, actually I knew why before....but this c*ck blocking crap just adds to the previously known why. He's a good guy and all and I would feel bad about not taking him out once and a great while, once he has the rare opportunity to go out.Another friend of mine just called me to go out tonight for the big game. I am like sure. He goes, give Bert a call (yes, the same Bert who asked the bartender to see her d*ck), and I said...hell no.
And, I explained him the story. But, I don't mind going out with Bert on a weekend once in a while.So the question is...when Ber-Tocks is out with me...and I am talking with a lady and he steps in with one of his finely crafted blocker techniques....what would you do to defuse the situation with the guy?
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You wouldn't want to stake your life on not getting one of those knives.
Pun.
Intended.
At least he has a sense of humour (I think
I'll still watch my back though
Whack him in the P-P.
You don't happen to go drinking with Johnny by any chance, do you ?
Whack him in the P-P
Giving him a whack will certainly get his attention.
But, you'd be surprised at how people change when all they have received is negative feedback from much of society, and you treat them with respect.
I don't consider myself an easily influenced teenager anymore and think your way of seeing it is more accurate. If one has some well-defined boundaries, being lead astray should be a bit tough. As you put it, putting speed bumps down might be a better way at looking at it.
He will get a safe ride home instead. BTW bartender must stop
serving a nuisance drinker, or self -harming.( The lighter might set
someone on fire )
That is actually why I can get away with hanging out with Bert, because everyone knows him and how he is. It is just that these ladies didn't know him.
What did you do with that extra hour?
to Texas,where they finished post flood repair
Her birthday was October 28. What a birthday trip
Our whole family is spread out across U.S
(Family)
I was going to say since I heard Aaron Rodgers.was out for year.
The most east I've been Kentucky and Niagara/Toronto.
Have you ever heard of drinks like he has a hollow leg..
makes more sense than drinks like a fish.
Too late for a holloween joke?