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and this little piggie went ouch ouch ouch ouch all the way home

Mic - not even a sample? For a buddy? A buddy in pain? A ginger buddy in pain? A ginger buddy in a pain you know? A ginger budd - ah, what's the point. You're a cold and hard man

and this little piggie went ouch ouch ouch ouch all the way home

Mic, this elegant creation may not make it into my profile pics (I had to use packaging tape, even prettier than duct tape) but I thank you. You can still send me those unused drugs

and this little piggie went ouch ouch ouch ouch all the way home

Luke, that is so true, life is so unfair loved the pic

and this little piggie went ouch ouch ouch ouch all the way home

GG, that pun hurt nearly as much as my toe does Comfrey would be the best thing, don't have any - witch hazel I DO have, will try, thanks!

and this little piggie went ouch ouch ouch ouch all the way home

GG, a little horizontal jogging would completely distract me and be exceedingly welcome

Middle toe, ouch, I certainly would be taking any toe but the baby one to a doctor as fast as I could hobble but I know there's very little they can do unless it is bad enough to need surgery, and this doesn't. It will come right, I know that, I just want it to come right yesterday. Or not have happened at all yesterday!

and this little piggie went ouch ouch ouch ouch all the way home

Molly, I will heap you in riches and thanks if your cure works, give, baby, give! The toe is straightened and pointing forward. Also plump and purple. Luvverly.

and this little piggie went ouch ouch ouch ouch all the way home

This is my only day off every week and I should be out trolling the second-hand shops for furniture, aye, that'll be right. Guess I have a fun day of ceiling painting rolling up.

RE: When Life Laughs at You...

Now with a horse, all you need to carry is a hoof pick

Abnormal.

Eks, I'm dead impressed. Being the exception who proves the rule isn't easy

RE: (Troll) Trouble Brewing?

have cup, will travel. You providing cake?

RE: Truth

Aye, that'll be right.

But you have committed yourself to truth now so -

Abnormal.

we all have our specialty areas

Abnormal.

Well if you want to insist you are weirder, that's okay too.

RE: (Troll) Trouble Brewing?

I'm with Harb. Coffee, I can control. Everything else is madness, MADNESS I tell you.

I'd better go shopping and stock up with apocalyptic food.

Abnormal.

Gypsy, your apology face is the grin?

Mine's more been the foot-in-mouth but I like yours better.

RE: Truth

Molly I trust you will blog about your experiences in full and suitably truthful detail.



Truth, though, is not a popular commodity in these parts. Opinions, that's what counts!

RE: Toilet Deaths, what a way to go!

Well, that was a short stay. Do be careful sending this lass the money to fly to you, sometimes the money flies, the girl doesn't

RE: A Lonely Life

blogging is a great way to sort your head out and think things through, hope you enjoyed the experience and will repeat it

Saffers are the new wanderers (I'm also one), enjoy your wanderings and along the way you will find friends for the moment, some as you will already have found will stick, some won't. People enter your life for a season, a reason or a lifetime (not my quote) and it is impossible to know up front which it will be

Not many youngsters blogging on CS but plenty of them scattered among the profiles, keep us up to date with your adventures

RE: Truth

GT, that works

Golly Molly must be out on the jolly tonight

Go Molly go!

Abnormal.

Shaun is shelved for another night.

Abnormal.

BC, you are different, but in a very positive way.

I suspect I am different in the gawd-would-hate-to-be-like-Biff way

I don't usually think it, and this too will pass, but for now I guess my best bet is to track down some zombies and tell them to make me laugh.

Abnormal.

Gypsy, it says he's protecting his girlfriend Liz from zombies. NO LURVE.

Abnormal.

Shaun of the Dead is a lighthearted distraction? Bear with. Going to look it up

Abnormal.

B, I thought I was normal until I was vigorously told otherwise, so I looked it up and I'm not.

On the other hand I no longer want to be

Abnormal.

Gypsy, it has instantly joined my list of great sayings to be scrawled on my cheer-me-up wall. Except that I'd have to paint a wall to scrawl sayings on it so it will go into my cheer-me-up folder until I have selected the perfect wall

RE: are we olbligated

I thought she'd been chucked off the site, Johnny? Lots of complaints about that freight train approach.

Abnormal.

And I don't think I'm insane.
I'm just differently normal.
I think.

Abnormal.

GG there's a pink one and a blue one and a green one and a yellow one -

not in Scotland they weren't, they were all grey pebbledash to match the sky

RE: Truth

Truth just is -

and sometime a number painted on the ground just is.

So I could even argue with myself about it. Walk round and round the number until I had reached a final decision and then test my hypothesis from the other side again

Ignore me. I'm normal, you know.

Abnormal.

So Mic, we can nominate the time and place?

Ha!