Toilet Deaths, what a way to go!

Parting shot, I have to go, I may be in love, too early to tell yet I guess. And this site is sooooo addictive, compulsive even, so I'm off for a while, to work and talk to my new (potential) love, who is not on this site. And for those who bemoan the apparent fact that there is no one in their area. New girl is four thousand miles away from me and doesn't even speak the same language. She found me, I wasn't even looking in her direction.
So Toilet death. Somebody should have told Elvis about this!
Although it doesn't get much press (for obvious reasons), a disproportionately high number of people (usually older men who are in high risk categories for heart disease) die on the toilet. This is at least partly due to problems some older men have with constipation. Although this causes them to generally spend longer on the toilet, that's not the problem. The problem is that people in this situation tend to "push" harder and longer than they should in what is effectively Valsalva's manoeuvre. This added pressure on the intestines and colon corresponds to an added pressure in the abdominal and thoracic cavities. The vena cava, (major veins leading back to the heart) are normally "held open" by the "negative pressure" (lower than atmospheric... the same reason a hole in the chest wall can kill you so quickly). When the pressure increases it pinches the vena cava closed and the blood can no longer go back to the heart. Consequently, the barroreceptors which measure blood pressure on the arterial side of the heart, notice a drop in pressure (due to the fact that blood is no longer being pumped) and so they trigger a "sympathetic response" that causes blood pressure to spike. The combination of blood pressure spiking (which can lead to stroke or other problems) and lack of blood being pumped to the heart (which starves the heart for oxygen and eventually can trigger a heart attack and/or heart failure).
The rule is don't push, Cough! Not because the toilet door lock is broken but because it has the same expulsion effect without the risk of killing ones-self.

Bye for now kids, be good while I'm gone and no bickering.
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Well, that was a short stay. Do be careful sending this lass the money to fly to you, sometimes the money flies, the girl doesn't laugh
Gawd hmmm
Hello, wave I am continually contacted by women who live thousands of miles away,doh who are looking for their true love. And they are all very attractive ladies, makes me wonder ,why can t they find someone in their own neighborhood,confused One woman claims to be 30yrs old, and all her kids are over 18,rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing . Another lady claims to be a non drinker, but her pic shows her holding a beer, maybe she was holding it for someone else, nice lady,rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I might be crazy, not stupid,
You have a good day,cheers
Best of luck to you and happy to hear you found someone. Glad you are exercising caution and always wonderful to hear a happy story from this site! You give me hope!
Oh Great! Now it's hazardous to go to the bathroom and take a dump. Perhaps if I stop doing " Elvis impersonations " I could last longer on the throne! . . . . . rolling on the floor laughing
If it helps I set up my best mate in the Philippines with a lovely guy from the USA.

I knew they were right for each other both deeply in love she has her own business her own money would be nice if I could set myself up as good as I am at setting other people up.laugh
Grouchy, yep 'fraid so. No Elvis impersonations from here on in, especially his last performance!
M4, I agree. Green tea is healthiest.
Gypsy, thank you, and yes I will remember.
Sweetie, thank you for your comments, we never really met did we, but yes, have hope. Dearest Mercedes, yes I would have knocked on your door for sure, but I didn't fit your requirements and people, you know how this works. Place your order, one minute twenty-five seconds at least of repeating over and over exactly what you want, be specific. Prepare your request in advance Then imagine having that thing which you ordered. Be thankful for it and say so out loud. If it's a guy, imagine being with him, feeling the warmth of his love surround you, feel his hand in yours as you walk, his arms around your waist as you cook, his hand on your thigh as you drive, feel him next to you as you fall asleep and as you wake, know the scent of his skin, know he is coming to you, make room in your life for him and your garage for his car. Think of being with him every second of every day and he will come. Remember also, he will not be exactly what you wanted, but he will be what you need. Also remember this can take time, I have been two years getting to this point, but as I said elsewhere, I didn't realise I wasn't ready for her. Need more info on the law of attraction look up Deepak Chopra or Esther Hicks on you tube.
Thank you U ni verse! I will stop by each week and report in.
Bon chance mes enfants, à plus.
All the very best Cest wave

je suis content pour toi

Don't forget to drop back in now ya hear professor

hug
Hope it works out,Cest.

And if not, I hope it is a good holiday destination anyway laugh
Berry,
merci beaucoup chéri, je t'assure, je reviendrai ici.
Thank you sweet Molly, and yes, strangely, I was planning to go there before this happened! I put off a trip to South Africa with the intention of going to Chile, then the Universe conspired, the impossible happened and so I stayed home and worked on the house. I just love how it all works you know?
Thanks again Molly. bye for now.
Chile is lovely. It's like three different countries in one.
I always take a dump on the beach, that way if I die they can say he died doing something he loved.
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