Elegsabiff Blog Comments (9,358)

RE: Regarding the protests ongoing at this moment on the Capitol steps

Rizla - I see your van der Hum and raise you Cape Velvet

Miguel plenty of blogs out there with the tumbleweeds rolling through them because no-one comments, and they are absolutely on your wavelength?

RE: Morning Wake & Feel Good

Love feel-good stories, Fay, congrats to your ex-colleague turning two lives around what a real hero

RE: Many folks have kindly helped me.....

"His politics are way left of mine"

Vier, what were you thinking? Are you crazy? Have you learned NOTHING? Oh, sure, it doesn't seem a big deal, talking to one Unclean.

But the next thing you know you'll find yourself shrugging and saying well, we disagree, but it isn't the end of the world.

This cannot be allowed to happen, right is right, left is left, and neither side can give an INCH in tolerance or, dare I even say it, hearing one another out, or the consequences could be disastrous.

DI-SAS-TER-OUS.

Pull yourself together, man! This is the America that everyone used to envy! Melting-pot stuff! People getting along! Agreeing to disagree! Why, you'll be telling us you met a - no. I'm not even going to think it. Too much.

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My email seems to have crashed, nothing come through in hours and hours so I shall log off now for a nice quiet internet-free evening

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Map, just remarking in passing that that is a very long safe word.

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No no the pic you requested of Z and his duster, he said he would send you one if you insisted.

Not the vlog. That will doubtless be sold in plain brown paper wrapping.

RE: Me Too Kermit

Robinson Crusoe and his man Friday. Then it will all be done by Friday.

Jim, I'm still groaning

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Molly, please insist.

Then send me a copy

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Molly I think Z and Harbal could put their heads together and plan a whole new dancing vlog for us.

Feather dusters would naturally feature.

I think it would actually justify some of the overused words if they did.

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In fact I'd go so far as to say I'm GUTTED.

RE: Women…for Dummies

No, the Honorouble Mountainman is too busy making millions in ways that might not be altogether gentlemanly if his comment on my blog is to be believed

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Z I'm slightly shocked

So THIS is where you got the money to buy the supercars

Coulda tolda buddy sooner

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Hello lovely Boet

The season is not only here but like the weather becoming more extreme all the time, I keep checking myself anxiously for signs of breaking into uncontrollable ranting.

I nearly - keep this to yourself - commented on a nutjob political blog earlier. I say nearly - in the nick of time I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror I keep near the desk to make sure I don't have spinach on my teeth before I start teaching. My eyes were rolling, my spinach-free teeth were clenched, I looked, well, not myself.

I deleted that comment and wrote this blog instead

RE: Women…for Dummies

Map, you must have excellent contacts for olive oil. I pay an arm and a leg for it, to me that would be the luxury, rich guy, option

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Track, true dat, anyone who really has been devastated knows better.

All the big words are served in shallow dishes now. Hate, love, awesome, unbelievable, agonizing -

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Oh Jim, are you traumatized by the lack of proper reactions?

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Molly, not really, I like them myself!

Now a dream woman would wear a wonderbra, and put up with all that pushing together and hoisting and presenting on a platter underwired with hideously uncomfortable wiring. I don't do uncomfortable.

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Your profile pics could be oh so much more exciting Map

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So what else do you have in your dressing-up trunk?

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Molly if it would just stop turning

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long enough

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for me to catch up

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I'd knock its clogs off

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Map, the connection has been restored to the school

The fishnet stockings and coffee bar, that's a toughie.

Hey hey hey how about starting a fishnet stocking society on Thursday nights?

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1to1, we have to shake up our attitudes, us two. All this letting the world go round without feeling we have to push it is just lazy thinking

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Gosh, Z, you really think Putin and Trump were involved? I LIKE it

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Good thinking, hard to get traumatized over a smoke signal

I'm in! see ya later gators

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I might vanish in a minute if the link relents and I can get into my last class of the day.

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I'm trying, Molls. I even tried to pull out a handful of hair but it hurt so I stopped. What's WRONG with me?

RE: Women…for Dummies

Wash your mouth out. If I have to accept romance is dead I might as well be too

Comparing the mangle to a glove filled with porridge

Mimi - memories like that are beyond priceless, even if they make you mist up

Comparing the mangle to a glove filled with porridge

Molly well put. In fact I could live without the tonsil hockey altogether. My absolute worst though is tongue plunged unexpectedly into ear. Far from whipping me into a frenzy it hits the OFF button with a deafening clang, but I am probably in the minority since men will keep doing it so it must usually work.

RE: Women…for Dummies

Map any woman who wants to watch soaps that badly isn't a keeper anyway.

I suppose if you really do want to keep her anyway, move the TV into the bedroom, she can watch over your heaving shoulders.