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RE: Women and men..... How we think of "hot'...

Every time I saw someone as hot it was one-dimensional.

Then they proved to be people and that either blew the whole thing on the spot, or turned it into attraction. So no it was never an age thing for me. Experience did change some of the triggers a bit. Then a sulky brooding man in love with his reflection might have intrigued me, now I leave him to his reflection without a second thought

I blame Wuthering Heights for my younger self, Heathcliff was presented as romantic, back at school, yet the man was a raving nutter.

Theory: Women should be clear, men should not

That was a lovely long chat with myself. Oh well.

Theory: Women should be clear, men should not

Mappy, you sound rather ideal, you know. A bit of a catch, really.

Vier, you're what-iffing again

Theory: Women should be clear, men should not

Luke, so true and Molly and M4 now proving Machiavellian uhoh.

Theory: Women should be clear, men should not

Vier - if you were in your 20s she couldn't have been THAT much younger I suppose as a writer you've played the What If game as a book? If not, you should. It is incredible how much pops up out of your subconscious when you let the what-if story run. I've before now sat back and phewed in disbelief and relief and that was also it, gone, out of my system.

Theory: Women should be clear, men should not

Wen, the younger we are the more we still believe we are the centre of the universe and anyone joining our universe has to play by our rules.

By now we should be absolutely the opposite and yup, some things we've learned but I still put me first, however close a second comes. So I guess I'll be single for ever and ever. Hey.

Theory: Women should be clear, men should not

Bear, were you a boy scout in a previous life? You are SO organized

Theory: Women should be clear, men should not

Afternoon Bogie, and funny thing, when men compliment us we go a bit weak at the knees too. Not the oozy smarmy stuff, or the 'your hair looks nice' but the real ones. You know what I mean.

The lid AND seat of the loo should be down at all times to stop pythons emerging into the house.

Theory: Women should be clear, men should not

Naivete, oh blimey that would complicate matters

Even the android would have to be programmed for differing expectations

Theory: Women should be clear, men should not

Itchy, you seem to have mature cheese on your mind at the moment

Theory: Women should be clear, men should not

Yay Robby you got it

Next time try the 'terrible day' and looking stressed and unhappy. Let me know how you get on - maybe, just maybe, one of the lady bloggers would think about it and think hmm, maybe I would worry about my poor stressed bloke instead of trying to prove how much harder my life was.

See, I know it would work on me. Well, I think it would. I have been known to sit some shredded person down (male or female) and rush off to get them something to make them feel better. Now I'm wondering if I was played

Theory: Women should be clear, men should not

Hmmmmmm. I'm beginning to see why you are all in relationships and I'm not.

So not a single guy has ever thought sheesh I wish a woman would SAY what she wanted, not expect me to guess?

Theory: Women should be clear, men should not

Hey Itchy, g'day to you too, sawubona

Aren't all relationships doomed?

RE: Photo Caption Contest - Lion ride

Aslan decides this is definitely Lucy's last trip to Narnia

Got my dozen

Something hinky going on? Last night I idly checked my listed blogs to see if there were recent comments I should be responding to, as I hadn't been looking much on CS lately. I noticed recent viewings. I re-sorted my blogs into last viewed and someone? has been reading all my blogs. I mean, there are a lot of them, over 300, and the viewings were 1 minutes ago, 13 minutes ago, 44, 49, one hour, etc - in the last week, all 300 + have been viewed, in completely random order.

So then I looked at a friend's blogs. Not quite so up to the minute, but yup, all re-read within the last week or fortnight. I checked another. Ditto.

Someone? or something? Is this an auto-check run by the system? Because it's a little - weird.

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Bogie - what?

That sounds a bit terrifying

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Apart from being ever so hot, Bogey, and hope you are too. How's France doing on this heat-wave thing? Tropical storms like Ireland, or melting solid rock like here?

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Deal. What language shall we talk in?

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Not going to say why this is suddenly a bit relevant. I adore Emma Thompson. When my books are filmed, she will play Edge.

(She doesn't know it, but she will. That's the deal)

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Hola, guapa!

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My previous comment refers.

Love this. Bikes don't come back to see how you are. .

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Cat, isn't it lovely how a shortage of something important brings out the best in our fellow man

RE: August the 9th.

Ta Boet. I'm very proud of my influence in your life

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Molly - in this heat? Your hands will dissolve.

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Fay, isn't it weird how it can vanish? I am left with pretty much only the ability to sing my Zulu guests to sleep with a lullaby. They'd probably prefer the traditional Spanish way of getting to sleep, too much red wine in too much sun

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Bogey - your cumô bu sta broke my translator. It is now staggering around in circles clutching its hair and muttering.

And yet - still lovely to see you!

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LJ - you never know.

But colour me confused - I ran both through my trusty translator and yup, can use the second if the need arises, but - the first?

Your weight has been printed
good morning

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Get your people to speak to my people, we'll sort something out

Got to go teach some English, back later

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I suddenly foresee this place becoming the most famous writing hostelry in the entire world.

I'll need to sign you both up for the same booking every year, though -

Oh, and to have room for patients guests, you'll have to share a room. Any problem with that?

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When in doubt of what is being said, I smile and say si, si.

Sometimes, interesting things happen