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RE: a independent women would't have to do all this.. wouldn't men just love this ?

Yup, I treat my man like this.

Actually, though, the rule is - treat your man like a king, 9 days out of 10. On the 10th, treat like your lackey. He will accept both unquestioningly and it will stop him taking you for granted.

RE: 58,000th BLOG!!!

Hardly know where to start. Ok 58K you changed that, and wow 1K blogs since the original don't we all talk a lot?

Second wow, loving the hat

Third wow, where's the blog about moving?

Tell all, tell all!

And btw I tried that email address and you never replied

RE: I Find It Funny

If they did but read the profile.

The most you could hope to get is someone mildly curious because anyone fully into the life knows there are sites that pander to their preferences? But maybe you hope to guide the curious and train them in your ways, and perhaps in the good while you have been on the site, that has happened, if not on a long-term basis.

Thanks for answering, I was just curious but no, not in that way

RE: A Tale of Country Folk

I think I need a really good translator, too.

RE: A Tale of Country Folk

I was a spoiled little girl with a privileged childhood, which does mean I can plait a pony's tail to perfection, not to mention sewing its mane into a nice neat row of bobbles. So I think I could groom and present a todger to a high standard but if it was a really nice one I probably couldn't bear to let it leave the premises.

I think I would like to attend the festivities, though, and learn what the norms of todger dressing are. Where exactly? and when?

RE: I Find It Funny

This is a fairly vanilla site, I wouldn't have thought it your best hunting ground

RE: Couple tips for men to get women

Johnny it is also possible she was bending over to listen if you were talking about politics and her eyes lit up in double delight.

Because frankly anyone who is not talking about politics is pretty much the most popular kid in town right now and add a touch of smelling nice to that and the world will be yours.

I've given up for tonight, enough. Sick sick sick sick sick sick of the politics of one country dominating and destroying the blogs.

Go get the girl of your dreams, Johnny!

RE: Sport, what's it for?

I really don't like football done my time back in the business league days when I watched the husband I had back then.

So in fact I agree with Harb, I'll play sport, I'll watch those I love play it, but try to get money out of me to watch it? aye that'll be right

RE: Couple tips for men to get women

Oh help my lodger in Scotland favoured that. I think he bathed in it. Brought tears to the dog's eyes, so it did.

Must have been the toilet water version, because it was horrible.

RE: Sport, what's it for?

Molly, you are always the exception to prove the rule.

Last night I was sitting at a pavement cafe while dozens of people around got seriously excited about Portugal and Spain playing to a 3 all draw and they were not at all bored. Some people do seem to like it. There is profit in enthusiasm.

putting smoking in its place

Wow, Track, could be the occasion for a cigar party (guests to bring their own, not smoke yours )

putting smoking in its place

Autumn, could be a blessing in disguise. The saltpetre in cigs (which keeps them burning, unlike a cigar) is apparently a bromide, and so apparently is menthol, so you've been giving your libido a double whammy

But yup, we have free choice at all times. We simply have fewer options to choose from

RE: TO SNEEZE OR NOT TO SNEEZE

My brother used to proudly tell his friends his mum sneezed louder than anyone else in the world. She could squeeze it into a tiny polite kachew but very rarely bothered.

It was his claim to fame.

Now I have a theory that a man who routinely snores is emotionally generous, a nice healthy snore is a big plus for me. I still haven't worked out how to add that into the 'looking for' part of my profile though. Or how to meet men with the right snores, not too loud. It could be misunderstood if I prowl around hotel corridors, I think.

If I could link that to sneezing instead, how much easier to just carry pepper with me?

RE: Trevor Noah & Stephen Colbert on the TRUTH of the Singapore meeting :)

When you say the TRUTH - there's been no actual lying. They met. Trump is bigging up the outcome but that's hardly a newsflash, he talks bigly, always has done. (Hope I used the word correctly and in context)

The agreement per se is worthless, but that really, for once, isn't the point. The meeting was what mattered and it has happened without disaster and that's what matters. It would be nice to have experienced diplomats taking over going forward but for now, let the man have his moment?

RE: La vie est belle

English is such an odd language, I was at an agricultural show with a city friend who was staring at an enormous cow and wanted to know why it was so fat.

It's in calf, I said

Surely, she said, you mean that the other way round.



And there's an old joke about a farmer struggling on the side of a busy road in exactly the situation you described - van der Merwe (its an SA joke) stopped to help, pulled obligingly on the rope when handed it, and the calf was successfully born right there on the side of the highway.

He looked at the traffic whizzing by and raised his eyebrows at the farmer. 'How the hell fast was that animal going when it hit your cow?'

RE: TV EDUCATION

Haha no-one would turn up for meetings

putting smoking in its place

durry, durry

Why that sounds ever so interesting, I'll be trying that for sure, yesiree

You do live on the edge

putting smoking in its place

I mean extra nicotine. I do know tobacco has nicotine naturally

putting smoking in its place

Itchy, your own little haven is what you need

putting smoking in its place

Eks, yeah, keeping non-smokers at bay is a definite advantage especially the bossy ones who decide you need saving because you can never, ever, have realized this could possibly be harmful and you need a little lecture ...

putting smoking in its place

Hey, Angel, we have similar sprays, my UK favourite was Febreeze then they mucked with it and added a sickly sweet perfume, ew.

I can smoke indoors (and probably will again come wintry nights) but I really like having a place to go. I jest sits, and smokes, and thinks, and then I thinks some more, and then I go back inside. It makes a break in the day

My smoking place has only recently been finished but yay I am loving it. There was a little song hopping through my brain, I could while away the hours, conferring with the flowers, consorting with the rain,
and my head I'd be scratching as my thoughts were busy hatching if I only had a






nice place to sit and smoke

putting smoking in its place

Z? wotcha laughing at?

back in a mo ...

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

putting smoking in its place

Molly, only if you have enough for everyone

putting smoking in its place

I quit for a while and when I started again, one or two a day, even though I lived alone, I didn’t want to go through all the fuss of getting the smell out ever again. My courtyard became my special place, fab in summer, but I smoked there even mid-winter. In fact once I put on my wellies, my parka, my hat, my gloves, got my strongest umbrella because it was snowing so hard, went out to my smoking bench in my courtyard, and realized I had forgotten to take the cigarette.



Now I have a smoking terrace. (That's it, in my new profile pic) One good side-effect, it has halved the amount I smoke because I keep thinking I'll just finish this before I go out ...

I HAVE noticed I'm a bit tetchy. I wonder if abruptly halving my nicotine intake is having an effect

putting smoking in its place

I'd tell you aggressively not to let the door hit you on the way out except that you just wanted to be first commenter

Dogs and fireworks / thunder / guns

All done and dusted, the cat is hiding somewhere but the dog is sleeping calmly in the study. She frowned a bit when it started but I switched on Leonard Cohen and after a few minutes went to watch from the upstairs patio. Good stuff. And not a single dog barking anywhere - I think all shocked into silence, or sent away for the night, or drugged.

So that was fine. I wonder if I have changed as much as she has because of this move?

Dogs and fireworks / thunder / guns

Mic, mine is snoring so thunderously the walls are trembling, after our marathon walk. I should have done your trick and caught zzz under the trees, though, I'm ready to curl up and go to sleep and still 45 minutes to lighting the fuse!

Dogs and fireworks / thunder / guns

Poor little mite, Bear, and those dogs are quite a bold breed, aren't they? Nice dogs.

RE: My Favourite Women

Still none of us on your list, Harbal.

Did our bubble-bath mean nothing to you?

Dogs and fireworks / thunder / guns

Bear, then I am completely puzzled because I always believed it was previous experience which had made my rescue dogs nervous, but all 3 of yours have the same history