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Any man on this site could be getting as much as he can handle

Now listen chaps, if ever there was a blog that needs to make it to 69 comments it is this one.

One last concerted effort, okay? I mean I can do it on my own, hell, you all know I could talk for Scotland, but it just looks a little less contrived when others chip in

Any man on this site could be getting as much as he can handle

Not long at all - of course there has to be a massive recovery in the GBP / EUR rate, a rush of wealthy people elbowing each other out of the way as they fight each other to buy my house, and probably one or two little factors as well.

No chance that will happen in the next 3 weeks, which is when I run out

Been meaning to add to the roll-call of the missing - Twazzle was on your blog comments, I like him, hope his absence is due to general bliss with life

Any man on this site could be getting as much as he can handle

Yeah.

Don't remind me. Nearly out of cigarettes and no way of buying more at European prices

Any man on this site could be getting as much as he can handle

Molly, that sounds so nice

The only thing that makes up for being stuck in Scotland is I think you are just as stuck across that Irish sea. Deserted beaches at midnight, sure, no shortage. Friends up to sharing a San Juan celebration?

Any man on this site could be getting as much as he can handle

Tru I am convinced there are two of you sharing your profile. One is a little devil and the other is such a nice guy

Thank you, poppet. Much appreciated.

RE: St. John's Eve/Bonfire Night

Found it

Any man on this site could be getting as much as he can handle

Duly ordered on my way, I trekked many miles, via Ms Baby's profile to collect a map, then down the long and winding road of her blogs

I'd tell you what I found but I am exhausted, my feet hurt, I think I have a blister, and I need coffee.

Oh, and I need to go collect firewood, too.

Any man on this site could be getting as much as he can handle

Un, don't destroy their confidence before they even start

Any man on this site could be getting as much as he can handle

Haha Luke your advice was invaluable

Any man on this site could be getting as much as he can handle

Un, absolutely, they know they are doing it right and what would a mere female know, eh?

Well, we know what has a chance of working, as opposed to no chance whatsoever

Any man on this site could be getting as much as he can handle

Daniela - I know. I also know there is such a temptation to cut through all the BS and say listen, tell me what you want - be it walking hand and hand along the beach of life, or a carer, or brace yerself, Sheila - and then I know whether we should be chatting or not

Any man on this site could be getting as much as he can handle

Hey JJ - I'm not talking about all the guys on here, not at all. Or all the women, either.

You know by now I'm a nutcase

Any man on this site could be getting as much as he can handle

Dedovix, that IS half the reason men get frustrated - they give up

Any man on this site could be getting as much as he can handle

Aha! ahem noted

If just one woman gets a more interesting approach in her mailbox as a result of this blog, job DONE.

Any man on this site could be getting as much as he can handle

GG, I don't really know enough about men to write the book for them

I'm not allowed to advertize in a blog, for obvious reasons, the blogs would become hideous if we were all selling stuff. I have written the book for women though. And yeah, getting it into the Change Your Life section of all bookshops, oh yes please

Any man on this site could be getting as much as he can handle

Prof, absolutely do whatever feels right, the important thing for guys to realize is that if you let the woman set the pace, she WILL set the pace.

Sometimes, they could find they grabbed a tiger by the tail and the best thing they can do is hang on for grim life - but if they are honest and keep the tiger on track, breathlessly shouting directions rather than shutting up and letting everything go out of control, it still going to work out okay

Any man on this site could be getting as much as he can handle

Tru I am just putting the good word out there with no thought for self, which is why I was snooty. I would hate anyone to think this was a blueprint for me. I think it would act for most women

Any man on this site could be getting as much as he can handle

Okayyyyyyy I'm back, and school's out for the day ended with a really good class, too. Whoop whoop!

Has anyone else noticed that the more I get into my teaching job, the more bossy I'm getting with my advice in real life?

Any man on this site could be getting as much as he can handle

Tru, I'm selflessly helping my fellow man. And woman.

RE: Total prayers for those impacted by the horrible London fire.

Seconded, Ken

Any man on this site could be getting as much as he can handle

Lesson #5 admire, don’t ooze. Your focus is direct - you are interested, you are attracted, you are a man looking for a woman and she’s the kind of woman you are looking for. Pretty simple, yeah? You would not believe how few men can do this stage right. They either rush in with the ‘hey, do you put out?’ kind of question, or get themselves stuck in the role of buddy.

Any man on this site could be getting as much as he can handle

Lesson #4 with any luck when she responded she either asked a question or offered more information. Answer the question, but you’re on the back burner, remember? It’s all about her. Respond to the information she offered, show an interest. If she gave you nothing to work with, be chatty about something neutral, preferably interesting. If she responds, you definitely have a go.

Any man on this site could be getting as much as he can handle

Lesson #3 put yourself on the back burner. Yes, I know you’re the most important person in your world. Play your cards right, and you’ll both be agreeing on that - but for now, she is. Start with a basic fact from her profile, and write to her mentioning that. Show interest, but don’t ooze flattery because we get told we’re gorgeous (even if we don’t have a pic up ) with nearly every message. Don’t talk about yourself - it’s there on your profile. If she looks at your profile and responds, you have a go. If she doesn’t, don’t be a pest. Move on to the next.

Any man on this site could be getting as much as he can handle

Lesson #2 beautiful women get all the attention they can handle. Those who have been beautiful crave it. Those who have never been beautiful crave it even more. That is your secret weapon - if you can make a woman feel unique, beautiful and desirable, she’s yours. The shrapnel method of flirting with ten women at once and hoping to bring down one, how’s that working for you?

RE: What now ???

Prof, which blog did you mean to leave that on?

Always confuses me when someone comes onto a blog to say 'leave me alone'. Er .... what?

RE: What now ???

I refuse to ask how

RE: Blogs.... Videos.....

Awwwwwwwww Molly you just became my bestest #1 friend Thank you for saying that nice thing. Time for another blog from you, too, I'm pulling ahead

Yup the video blogger has definitely gone into overdrive. Maybe he gets paid per 100

RE: Trust

a small miracle - but miracles do happen

I would say percentage-wise there are as many mature singles who can be taken at face value as there are politicians ditto - the two have much in common when it comes to self first, saying whatever it takes, etc.

I met an honest politician once. Remember it well. Back in the summer of 1989, it was. Red letter day.

RE: What now ???

Oh hell Blue my heart bleeds for you, I have the same problem. I'm just so incredibly and utterly awesome that no-one has any hope of matching up



tell you what, though, I heard of this new invention where these geezers take our DNA, right, and then tweak it oh so slightly - you know, add a Y, or overwrite the Y with a second X. They are then promising to super-speed the growth of the baba so in a few months you could have literally your perfect woman (and me my perfect bloke)

Only problem with the speeding up is they can't then slow it down, the perfect partner continues to age pretty rapidly but hey. Order another!

You in? A couple development charges, perhaps but worth it at the price. WE'RE worth it

When Hauggh met Sallhhg

This one, and the Scottish tourism skit, are my two favourites

Thanks, Molly.