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RE: Justice Gone Awry

What have I done, what have I DONE?

Better not have created a monster, that's all I can say

RE: Justice Gone Awry

Mic - oh hell - ignore me, hon, I was just babbling. I do that. Honest.

RE: Where Are Trumps Tax Returns?

RE: It's mid night in the Yucatan

New puppy? please post pics!

RE: "RAMBLIN MAN"..("RAMBLE ON")..(97)

Oh well since this is about no-one in particular I guess that means since I am the only person named in it, it is definitely not about me. Phew.

RE: Heartwarming Story in the news today.

Yeah yeah yeah, the OTHER idea, the tourist safari

RE: Heartwarming Story in the news today.

Z - and my other very brilliant idea?

RE: Heartwarming Story in the news today.

It's alive!

Map, there's a vid of you killing crocs with your Bare Hands. Don't kid a kidder

RE: "FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS"

Guns are starting to become a problem in the UK. Recently it was decided more Special Forces policemen will have to be armed. Until now it has been a virtually gun-free society.

I am from South Africa, where guns are as commonplace as in the US. Having lived in both worlds, I can tell you right now which is better.

Guns don't kill, people do. But people who want to kill, and can only get hold of a knife or a blunt instrument, can't kill as many people. This is, obviously, just my opinion, not a criticism.

I did think this blog was about that moment in Men In Black -

RE: Heartwarming Story in the news today.

Oi Map you've offered me accommodation before now

At the very least, even if you aren't calling me a crocodile, I'd be anxious to know who else you'd be entertaining at the time

RE: Heartwarming Story in the news today.

These particular crocs are past snacking on hunters, since their innards have been examined

RE: Heartwarming Story in the news today.

And I checked, by the way - seems to be no truth in the rumour he was trying one on for size as a Lacoste sleeping bag, when the other Lacoste sleeping bag crept up from behind.

RE: Women, and their mom's.....

I married a Brit who was basically pretty okay, a few slightly annoying habits, no worries, I thought, soon cure him of those.

Except that I met his parents a week before the wedding and guess what? Every little habit that annoyed me, he had inherited straight from his father, and it was too late to call off the wedding ...

(and when his brother arrived the day before the wedding, there were three of them doing them all at once, it was surreal)

I seem to be developing all of my mother's real faults and none of her real virtues, got THAT one back to front.

RE: This is how I feel.

Boet, I hope the fun was worth the pain.

What a bizarre video - hope the buffalo was put out of its misery soon, ain't going anywhere now that it is hamstrung. Nature red in tooth and claw ... I never liked the kills but sheesh, a quick one is better than that! A cheetah cub to cuddle was all I really asked of African wildlife

RE: Things just got wierd

Never been approached by a woman on here (ok, some teasing in the blogs doesn't count ) but I'd love to know why I get so much spam mail from lonely housewives dying to meet me. My name's not one of those ambiguous ones, never met a man called Elizabeth yet.

Maybe they want to clean my house?

Advice given - lay them right, you can walk over them for 30 years

Ash - it's chocolate time!

Advice given - lay them right, you can walk over them for 30 years

You've used Jason up already

I'll find you a lovely man, so I will. Night, non-Brit it's been a gas

Advice given - lay them right, you can walk over them for 30 years

Sighs of relief will be heaved all over CS. Well, those men who have got this far without being moved to comment. Perhaps they were frozen with horror.

Would you be kind enough to take the 100th, then I can retire to bed because I am pure cream-crackered.

Which is not a euphemism, btw, for the non-Brits who might have made it to this point.

Advice given - lay them right, you can walk over them for 30 years

LJ, Daniela lives a bit further away, a few hours up the coast, but Z and Map will almost be neighbours, by Spanish standards.

I come from an enormous and hot country so I'm sure I will adapt again but for the last 16 years I have been living in a country where 200 years is a short time and 200 miles is a long, long way

I hope you'll visit, if you make it to Spain

And I hope I'll be there when you do!

Advice given - lay them right, you can walk over them for 30 years

Molly, eek!

No, really, eek! Even I'm wincing and I'm not a bloke with designs on you!

Advice given - lay them right, you can walk over them for 30 years

LJ - in the process of selling the house so I can move to Spain and take up a precarious life converting a rather dilapidated enormous townhouse into a sort of writer's retreat.

In between writers (who are usually poor and won't be able to come very often) I hope to lure in holidaymakers.

But I have to sell the house to make it all happen. It's all rather mad.

You will know exactly what I mean, going through what you are, when I say sometimes we have to grab at the life we want and take a chance, because we only get one life.

Well, I do rather believe in reincarnation so maybe we get more than one, but this one I'm living now needs a bit of a boost.

Being there for your friends is truly important but you've had a tough run. Look after yourself too.

Advice given - lay them right, you can walk over them for 30 years

Un!

Oh that was for seeing you, not your advice

The dog would love wooden floors. The last dog I kept on wood, so to speak, used to take a running leap onto rugs and ride them like Aladdin

Advice given - lay them right, you can walk over them for 30 years

Actually his chest is smooth too.

Not that I ran that bit of video more than 20 or 30 times to check, of course.

Advice given - lay them right, you can walk over them for 30 years

Oh, and you won the 69th. Do we still do that?

Anyway, thought you'd enjoy a repeat visit from this lovely dreadlocked specimen (if you don't want him, do not throw him away. i'll take custody)

Advice given - lay them right, you can walk over them for 30 years

Hmmm. Molly, if he dreadlocked it? You do like dreadlocks.

Advice given - lay them right, you can walk over them for 30 years

It's been a while, and I'm probably past my best before date, so I do wonder where I would draw the line, now. Anywhere? If he was funny, and nice, and INTERESTED IN ME, I suspect I'd find him devastating

Advice given - lay them right, you can walk over them for 30 years

Molly, I do like a bit of chest hair, I'm not crazy about a thicket. And although I'm in a country where many men grow pelts over their shoulders and down their backs, I've never been involved with one. Should this be on my wishlist?

Advice given - lay them right, you can walk over them for 30 years

Molly, like I would! my comment to Free refers

And hey, polar bears are in shorter supply than brown ones!! I'm SHOCKED

No other face for it but this. And I do realize that's opening a can of worms.

Advice given - lay them right, you can walk over them for 30 years

Free, I don't think I could relax around a live bear

and I don't think I could get into the mood around a dead bear

so either it will have to be hibernating really deeply - or a faux bear rug

Advice given - lay them right, you can walk over them for 30 years

Mimi!!

I only ever washed backs and chests and - okay, never toes. I really need to get more involved in this!

You are my mentor - again!