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RE: Aphrodisiac?!

hmmm Okay.

So the next time I'm about to knock down a plate of oysters, which just happens to be my aphrodisiac.....

I'll sprinkle a little cinnamon on them.

Sure to get a reaction out of that. laugh

RE: waiting for answer

Yep. Sounds like ya wasting your time.dunno

RE: Did god create mankind, or did mankind create god

Well Jim. Don't be surprised if ya get a visit from Mr Fielder.

He may want to change ya way of thinking.laugh

Toads, dung and coffee beans

Now that was funny Shikoomuch... although at the time I guess it wasn't.laugh

Maybe you should have just screamed out "Burgler!!".

The two of them would have still traded blows but at least you would have been off the hook!laugh

RE: will omve soon to california have much porblems ,m

Google it.

RE: WX: The Man Who Threatened to Kill Himself

Hi Jan. I can only speak of the Australian media.... so to put it bluntly, a photo or story of a bloke perched on the 3rd floor, threatening to jump will sell newspapers or boost television ratings. In turn, advertisers are attracted and money is made. Sensationalism sells.

And the media would not survive without the famous. In fact most of the time they are their own creation which they will squeeze every last drop out of before proceeding to tear it down (also known as the tall poppy syndrome).

Even my daily "news"paper is now nothing more than a women's gossip magazine. It's never been the same since they ditched the page 3 girl.sigh

Toads, dung and coffee beans

Thank you Venus. That's the nicest thing I've been told all day.

Yeah.... I've had one of them.roll eyes

Actually there was a fair amount of truth in when I wrote I have no idea where this is going. It kinda just worked out the way it did.

Stream of consciousness eh? My teachers used to call it lack of concentration.laugh

RE: Im gonna cancel my account..

Good luck Ina.wave

Hope to see ya back when things are back to normal here.



roll eyes



confused What is normal around here?

RE: TIME TO GO

Well Ben me mate. Just reading between the lines lately got me thinking that all was not well with ya. So whatever it is, it sounds like it's cut fairly deep with you.

Anyways, I wouldn't do something rash just yet. Hide your profile and take a break; things tend to change very quick around here.... including emotions.

As others have said, you will be missed. What makes it even worse is the fact we are still stuck with certain people with absolutely nothing to offer here.... such as the parasite who commented here earlier.

But whatever you do, good luck, and I wish you well.cheers

RE: Dolphins at play

Oh thanks. But apart from not quite fitting in with your description...

I'm not that paranoid.grin

RE: Dolphins at play

Hang in there Angel.... I'm sure there's someone out there. Maybe he just needs a good kick up the backside to get him to notice.laugh

And I was caught by surprise about 6 weeks ago when a whale and her calf turned up off our beach. First time I'd seen any in 4 years..... and my camera was sitting on the kitchen table.doh

Probably be another 4 years before I see another one.mumbling

RE: Love and daises

Sorry Jamil but...

I haven't the foggiest idea what you are on about.dunno

RE: The Last Woman...

Oh.. and I forgot to add...

It's great to have some good fresh talent around here too.cheers

RE: what do u think about GOD???

I'm assuming most of that was directed at Carob. Either that or.....

it's a hellava reason for why a bloke is bald!uh oh

RE: All Knotted up

G'day Angel. When I got to the end of the first line I remembered a blog you posted a little while ago.

Could it be the fear of an earthquake that bothers you? Just a thought.beer

RE: Who is looking forward to Spring

You do realise Carol, that all those people in the Northern Hemisphere reading this will tell ya what you can do with ya blog.

To them I say: Enjoy your winter. Hope ya tootsies don't get too cold! laugh


Roll on SPRING! cartwheel

Toads, dung and coffee beans

The wind here Carol wasn't very strong..... but it felt like it was blowing right of Antarctica. Hopefully I can start wearing the shorts soon around the yard and get some colour in the legs before I go public.
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RE: Anything...nothing...everything

Well Ina. We've just been through all that election BS down here and after all the baby kissing we ended up with a hung parliament.

So it looks like we've gotta go through it all again in the next 12 months.roll eyes

Oh well. At least we're almost into spring.

So.... na na na na na!tongue

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RE: worlds worst joke?

I think you are 100% correct.

It is The World's worst joke!laugh

RE: Thank you all so much!

Well this sounds a lot better Andy. You've gotta focus on something.....

and the best way to keep those demons at bay is to keep yourself and the mind active.cheers

Toads, dung and coffee beans

Hi Rev. I reckon you'll be right.... as long as ya horse is sober. They usually know their own way home.laugh

Next time I'm down the shops I'll check out what kind of teas we've got..... in tea-bags that is. I'm too bloody lazy to brew the stuff.roll eyes

And as for the toad. A suitably sized tee placed underneath it, and a good nine iron shot, will send it well and truly into the trees!laugh

RE: what do u think about GOD???

Interesting that you should bracket these two questions together. Are ya expecting another great flood?

And no. I have no idea how to build an ark.roll eyes

RE: "His Needs, Her Needs" ~ Willard Harley Jr.

"I found it very interesting, because all the women's top 5 I truely fall
into all those needs that I want in a man."


And a man's needs are what he wants to see in a woman.

That's the point I suppose Angel. Not recognising your own needs.... but those of the the other.cheers

Toads, dung and coffee beans

Alf. That sounds like a good idea. Must try that.... when our warmer months arrive very soon.

Enjoy ya winter.laughcheers

Toads, dung and coffee beans

Hi Jan.... guess I am just trying to make a point. I reckon anyone can write but for some reason are held back from having a go. Maybe they worry too much about what other people may think. A blog is, after all, a journal. Look at it as an entry to your diary then tinker with it to make it sound kind of interesting. Some will find it appealing; others might get bored to death. That's their problem.

And as they say: practice makes perfect. I've never done this sort of thing before I started blogging here and feel it's becoming easier as I go. It's all to do with confidence.

And I'll let ya know how those magpies are going. Won't be long now before the season starts.
cheers

RE: Life Is a Gift of God

And do not deny the right of people to decide what they want to believe.

If that's okay by you.

RE: FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO LIVE IN NEW YORK

So are the parking spots in my town.

No hitching rails!very mad

RE: FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO LIVE IN NEW YORK

I'll be thinking of you New Yorkers.....

Next time I ride me horse into town.cheers

RE: duh

Better thinking wine.....than whine.beer

RE: Should I give up or not?

So.... you've never had a girlfriend since you were a 16 year old? What have ya been doing for 10 years?

Methinks.... nothing.

My suggestion is to forget about this feeling sorry for yourself BS and get out there and get noticed. Getting a job sort of comes to mind. And there's no excuse for an able bodied 26 year old to be long term unemployed in this country.

If ya can't work, do a course.... or protest about something. Just get out there and meet people and get some confidence.

You'll be suprised what a difference it will make.

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