RE: Mathematical Problem

And "thick" is the density of my head at 07:30 and yes! My coffee is steaming! I wonder how the garden is doing? (And I still don't like listening to U2! laugh )

RE: Mathematical Problem

Ok, now it's starting to make sense! The last time I accidently listened to U2, I ran from the room at approximately 60 mph.

*Politely bows out in search of more mundane problems like "Dang! I wonder if there's any coffee left? I sure hope it ain't steamin'!"

RE: Mathematical Problem

Good Lord! I just realized that it's 7:20 A.M. here and I'm thinking about things I don't usually consider before lunch!

Y'all are making my brain hurt! I'm a country boy! I'm not SUPPOSED to be smart this early in the morning!laugh

RE: Mathematical Problem

True, but that still doesn't give us enough information.

I've been building and tinkering with guns my whole life and specialize in muzzleloaders and this is nothing more than a "steam gun." Or at least it can thought of in those terms. (Helps my feeble brain to associate with things I know about. lol) And without knowing the initial head pressure, i.e., propellant force, we cannot safely and surely conclude a velocity without a chronometer.

RE: Mathematical Problem

Again, a firearm analogy: Without out knowing the pressure behind the mass displacement, then the only way to determine velocity (as in muzzle velocity with out knowing pressures developed by a specific powder/propellant charge) would be with a chronometer. Or at least that would be the easiest way...

RE: Mathematical Problem

Kinda' like a bullet in a gun with no propellant behind it... It's just going to sit there.

RE: Mathematical Problem

Without head pressure, the steam wouldn't travel and so there would be ZERO velocity. Or am I completely off track?

RE: the Internet is a predator

Makes at least as much sense as our "psychiatrist" friend...

And is every bit as much of "the sky is falling" mentality he puts forth.

RE: the Internet is a predator

WARNING! SCIENTISTS HAVE BEEN FOUND TO CAUSE CANCER IN LABORATORY RATS!

Problem solved!

RE: Illegal immigration.

Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas
and illegal immigrant problems.

I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in Pesos so they have to go home to spend it.

I love it when a plan comes together!

RE: Relocating

I have and I did and I am truly happy for the first time in my life! In fact, I'm happier than I ever thought it was possible to be!

yay

RE: unforgivable

Damn! Do you know my ex-wife?laugh

RE: unforgivable

Insane, unreasonable jealousy, i.e., lack of trust.

Control issues (see above)

Trying to change me into something I'm not. (See Control issues)

Drug addicition(s)

Abusive behavior, either towards me or others.

There are other "deal breakers" but those are the biggest.

RE: hi every one!!

Howdy!

cswelcome

Welcome to the asylum! Lot's of good folks here, plus a few ol' crackpots! You're bound to make friends and maybe even meet the person of your dreams here - I sure did! thumbs up

RE: deserted island

A way off the island that no one but me knew about!laugh

Hmmmm... Good question! Obviously, I would want my lady, but knowing how she feels about camping, I don't think I'd want to put her through that. Soooo... Next choice: Good health! Since I've taken and taught several survival courses over the years, I'm confident that I could get by quite well as long as my health was good. Anything/everything else would be a luxury. Maybe a guaranteed book/movie deal when I'm rescued?
dunno

RE: What is the mos influential book of this century?

Ok, first we need to know if you were referring to this, the 21st century - in which case, I have no clue as there are still roughly 92 1/2 years left in which influential books could be published - or the 20th century.

If it's the 20th century you refer to, then I'd say the Bible; Between folks some folks hoping to prove it's contents and others hoping to dis-prove it's contents and still others who just flat out disagree... Well, it certainly influenced a lot of people.

If, on the other hand, you meant books which were WRITTEN during "this century" - I suppose that creates a whole new dialogue...

dunno

WHAT TREE DID YOU FALL FROM?

Sorry it took so long to get all the trees listed - Only 4000 characters per post!

frustrated laugh

WHAT TREE DID YOU FALL FROM?

Lime Tree (Doubt) - intelligent, hard working, accepts what life dishes out, but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones, hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough, but is actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for family and friends, has many talents but not always enough time to use them, can become a complainer, great leadership qualities, is jealous at
times but extremely loyal.

Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants
to impress.

Oak Tree (Brave) -- robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.

Olive Tree (Wisdom) -- loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

Pine Tree (Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company, craves peace and harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write poetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls strongly in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally SOFT, low
self esteem, needs affection and reassurance.

Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative, talented, not very self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great
artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.

Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) -- full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

Walnut Tree (Passion) -- unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist!, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.

Weeping Willow (Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, loves family life, full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic places, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with when
pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love until they find that one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others laugh.



Everything you see and experience is your creation. Which means you are never separate from it. So, stop whining about your creation and create something new.

WHAT TREE DID YOU FALL FROM?

WHAT TREE DID YOU FALL FROM?

(I was a Cypress)

Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is fun and somewhat accurate and in line with Celtic astrology.

Dec 23 to Jan 01 Apple Tree
Jan 01 to Jan 11 Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 Lime Tree
Mar 21 (only) Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 Fig Tree
Jun 24 (only) Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 Lime Tree
Sep 23 (only) OLIVE Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03 Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11 Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 Fig Tree
Dec 22 (only) Beech Tree

RE: The arm...

When we learn to heed the advice of Harry Truman:

"Never kick a fresh cow pie!"

Insuring cigars... Be careful!

If it's not true, it should be! laugh

RE: Celebrity crushes!

Garfield the cat

Just wondering...

Why isn`t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If you can`t drink and drive, why do you need a driver`s license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Have a great day, folks!

grin

Insuring cigars... Be careful!

A North Carolina man, having bought several expensive cigars, insured them against... get this... fire.

After he had smoked them, he then decided that he had a claim against the insurance company and filed.

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars normally.

The man sued.

The judge stated that since the company had insured the cigars against fire, they were obligated to pay.

After the man accepted payment for His claim, the company then had him arrested .. for arson.

Morning chuckle... (or groan...)

A blonde and a brunette were running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decided they needed a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette took their life savings of $600 dollars and went to Texas to buy a bull.

She eventually meets with an old cowboy that would sell her a bull.

"It`s the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it." She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, "I`d like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says: Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer."

The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are $.75 per word." She thinks about it for a moment and decides. "I`d like to send one word, please." "And what word would that be?" inquires the man.

"Comfortable." replies the brunette.

The man asks, "I`m sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna understand this telegram?"

The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads REAL slow, when she gets this, she will see COM-FOR-DA-BULL."

grin

RE: Another year older!

happy birthday

Trust me - You have nothing to worry about! Heck I can just barely remember 31, let alone trying to pass as that age!

sigh

RE: seriously now, any regrets?

Like an old Cowboy once told me: "Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment..."

RE: seriously now, any regrets?

Absolutely none! Every decision - good or bad - that I've made in the past has led me to the place I am now and I love it here!

If I had it to do all over again, I'd do it exactly the same way if I knew that I'd wind up here and now! The only way I'd change anything at all is if it would get me here sooner...

Hard of hearing...

An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma`am did you know you were speeding?" The woman, hard of hearing, turns to Her husband and asks, "What did he say?" The old man yells, "He says you were speeding!" The patrolman says, "May I see your license?" The woman turns to Her husband and asks again, "What did he say?" The old man yells, "He wants to see your license!" The woman gave the officer Her license. The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I`ve ever seen." The woman turned to Her husband and asked, "What did he say?" And the old man yells, "He said he knows your sister!"


grin

Oldie but goodie - Parrot vs. Magician

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain`s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show: "Look, it`s not the same hat." "Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table." "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?" The magician was furious but couldn`t do anything; it was, after all, the captain`s parrot. One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself floating on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot, of course. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on all day. And then another and another. After a week the parrot said: "OK, I give up. Where`s the boat?"

grin

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