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RE: Splashing Pedestrians in the rain is so funny

You need to set the nearside window sprayer on your car towards the footpath. It works really well.

RE: Why should I pay for someone else's kids??

Because they are the people who will pay taxes in the future. It doesn't matter who breeds them. They are the next generation of Irish people who will pay off the debts of our foolish generation. I pity the fools who raise children. I think they are doing a great job for the country and one which I would not like the responsibility of doing.

RE: drugs

Like prescription drugs they are not illegal drugs but they are drugs and just as addictive and dangerous as anything you will buy of Anto or Tommo down on Ballyer Road.

RE: drugs

You can see him too?

RE: drugs

I don't know but the big rabbit in the corner says I shouldn't talk about itlaugh

RE: Communication ears

RE: muslims

That's a good saying, you should apply it to yourself if you ever want a sharp awakening. Here's another one

"The egoist is the one who shouts arrogant assumptions at the stranger outside the window. The lunatic egoist is the one that shouts them in a mirror believing it to be a window" - facetowardsfront



“Seaux” and “Hautes des Seines”? I assume you mean Hauts de Seine which means the other place must be Sceaux? You liked the park there, heh? Lots of alcie bums and beggers in it.

Why would I be walking around the neuf trois (that's what French people call the 93rd district)? I only saw Clichy and other colourful parts of Seine St Denis from fast moving vehicles. When I see signs, “hunt the whites” I tend to keep moving coz I am white (they probably though you were one of themselves with all the caked-on dirt). Know Marseille? Yes I do, thanks for asking.


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RE: muslims

Only tourists walk in Parislaugh

In Paris I'm talking about banlieues like Clichy sous Bois.

RE: Exercise

I just sit around drinking all the free beers and eating the free grub people buy for me coz I'm such a great fella. Every now and then I play in goals but I'm useless. I keep letting in goals through my hands. It could be all the beer.

Singed; Shay Given

RE: muslims

Errr... I don't think that is a lady

RE: muslims

It's getting hard to keep up herelaugh

RE: muslims

Don't think so mate but you'd have to ask him. If he's the character 'she' says he is then he does. Do you know who 'shes' talking about? No way is it Phoenix!

RE: muslims

ER ist ein 'Tea-roll', der noch nie in Saudi hat

RE: muslims

Sure you do. Like most blokes. Oh no, wait, you're a woman this time, right?

RE: muslims

There I was thinking he was dressed up as a Druid

RE: Communication ears

RE: muslims

They believe in the same God. Allah is just the Arabic word for God, like Dia is the Irish one. They follow the God of Abraham, as do Christians.

RE: Why are Petrol prices so high when the price of the barrel of oil is dropping

Good luck with that

RE: Why are Petrol prices so high when the price of the barrel of oil is dropping

The chocolate ration has been increased and we are winning the war in East Asia. Double plus good comrade!

RE: Why are Petrol prices so high when the price of the barrel of oil is dropping

Kuwait, 15 cents a Litre!

RE: I WISH TRAPATONI WOULD RESIGN

It wouldn't be the case that a lot of lads wouldn't want to play for the FAI.... err, I mean Oirland?

RE: Communication ears

RE: Calling out "Names"...

Written by Honry VIII before he got syphillis and went mad. Although he did chop the heads off a few of his wives, so how mad is that. Respect Honry!

RE: Calling out "Names"...

RE: Calling out "Names"...

A combination of a slogan and a song coz I'm sentimental like that



RE: Give the lads some confidence.........I would!!

I think the lads did a good job. Fair enough the second half was a bit disappointing. They were a lot of flat notes after "so the young might see the morn". I think they should replace the back row with some Welsh baratones to really belt it out. I think they really shone when they all linked arms, turned their arses to the game and started jumping up and down. Fantastic lads. Well done.

RE: Calling out "Names"...

"Come in here ya FeFing Minx, yer coddle is ready!" laugh




I thought you was Nadia Ali there for a bit.

RE: Give the lads some confidence.........I would!!

Three defeats would be the worst record or any team ever in the Euro finals, I hear. "Judge me on my results" Crappatoni said.

RE: self confidence

Why, what have you heard?

RE: Mental Hospital

9 out of 10 voices in my head said I shouldn't answer that

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