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YelpingI was looking up some resturarants on Yelp. I love to eat out. Tomarrow I am going to UNO's in Platteville and get a large deep dish pizza with saus... | 797 | 0 | 0 | Jul 2016 | May 8 | |
Minimum WageI was listening to a cd book by Glenn Beck and had to go to a different cd that didn't deal with the minimum wage debate. Are there employers out the... | 767 | 6 | 0 | Aug 2016 | Aug 2016 | May 5 |
DVRI have really gone a long way from VCR to DVR. No tapes to store and a better image. The time it used to take to fast forward through commercials is... | 668 | 4 | 0 | Aug 2016 | Aug 2016 | 12 hrs ago |
Good Ol ShowsThis poem refers to The Dukes of Hazard, The Cosby Show, and Looney Tunes characters the love crazed skunk Pepe Le Pew and the Mexican mouse Speedy Go... | 591 | 1 | 0 | Aug 2016 | Aug 2016 | 18 hrs ago |
Hit The Road Jack!Possible job cuts have been announced where I work some time next year. This song has been playing in my head since. The original is by Ray Charles.... | 784 | 7 | 0 | Aug 2016 | Sep 2016 | May 5 |
Halloween DecorationI put up my Trump sign yesterday and didn't even have it in the ground when a neighbor asked why a liberal like me would support a man like Trump. I... | 562 | 0 | 0 | Sep 2016 | 20 hrs ago | |
RentThis is one of the funniest clips by Will Ferrell I have ever seen. He is talking to a three year old girl in this comedy bit.... | 836 | 0 | 0 | Sep 2016 | May 3 | |
80's SongsJust making up some songs related to things that happened in the 80's. Ronnie Rap is an actual song by Ron and the D.C. Crew.... | 565 | 3 | 0 | Sep 2016 | Oct 2016 | 7 hrs ago |
Monsters Among UsThis list goes on and on, there are so many bad people out there doing so many really bad things. I was listening to Jill Stein debate Hillary and Tr... | 599 | 3 | 0 | Oct 2016 | Oct 2016 | Apr 12 |
KaraokeI sing every day in my car. If I had a house I would sing much more, but apartments don't work too well as I like to sing really loud. Most of my so... | 601 | 3 | 0 | Oct 2016 | Oct 2016 | 5 hrs ago |
A Bad DayI have the day off today which I am thankful for. There are certainly people with worse days than this. Like George Carlin said, "What do white peo... | 629 | 2 | 0 | Oct 2016 | Nov 2016 | Apr 27 |
Honest DonaldJust having some fun with the election. Only four days left of this entertainment.... | 626 | 0 | 0 | Nov 2016 | May 9 | |
SubwayJust thinking of the last sub I had at Subway. I bought two footlongs for their special coupon for 12 dollars. I am not doing that again. It's bett... | 636 | 2 | 0 | Nov 2016 | Nov 2016 | 2 hrs ago |
TurkeyCelebrating the Thanksgiving holiday by deboning a turkey today. It is the only time I buy a real turkey. The rest of the year I just buy it in a pa... | 570 | 1 | 0 | Nov 2016 | Nov 2016 | May 2 |
Mama QuotesI got lucky enough to see Vicki Lawrence in concert on November 5. She did half the show as herself and the other half as Mama Harper from the TV sho... | 588 | 2 | 0 | Nov 2016 | Jan 2020 | May 5 |
The FeastI was watching Ms. Scrooge and heard this story told by a preacher. It is a retelling of A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. My favorite retelling... | 593 | 1 | 0 | Dec 2016 | Dec 2016 | May 4 |
It's A Wonderful LifeI thought of this a long time ago. In a way Mr. Potter never really comes to face any bad consequences for stealing the 8,000 dollars from forgetful... | 556 | 0 | 0 | Dec 2016 | May 6 | |
Christmas Wish ListThere are so many more, and endless list that could be made better if Bernie Sanders could have been our next president.... | 458 | 0 | 0 | Dec 2016 | Apr 25 | |
A Day OffJust going through my day off as I am so glad not to be working any Saturdays since early July of last year. My time is worth more than the extra mon... | 481 | 1 | 0 | Jan 2017 | Jan 2017 | 8 hrs ago |
Kmart is ClosingSaw two people standing with signs advertising 20% at Kmart today. The wind chill must be below zero. I am suprised they lasted this long. My job w... | 539 | 6 | 0 | Jan 2017 | Jan 2017 | 12 hrs ago |
Ghosts at WorkThe plant is in Dubuque and I have been in it twice, though I didn't get to experience any ghostly disturbances.... | 487 | 0 | 0 | Jan 2017 | May 3 | |
Big Jim's BuffetI love to eat out. I am going to Texas Road House tonight. Just imagining a restaurant that I would love. If you have ever had king crab, it is qui... | 551 | 0 | 0 | Jan 2017 | May 3 | |
Super Bowl CommercialCould say this is my favorite super bowl commercial. I have every one of these, except for punching small animals!... | 614 | 0 | 0 | Feb 2017 | May 2 | |
All That Wonderful MusicI have been reading The Billboard Book of Top 40 Hits. It had every song from 1955 to 2000 that made it into the top 40 count down. When I was growi... | 446 | 0 | 0 | Feb 2017 | May 1 | |
PopeyesAte out at a restuarant last night that reminded me of Friedman's that closed up around 2000. They had Bacos for their salad bar, which I had only s... | 521 | 0 | 0 | Feb 2017 | 24 hrs ago | |
Torture DevicesThere were some pretty horrific punishments back in the old days. I wonder if it is not more cruel and unusual to separate a father from his family a... | 451 | 0 | 0 | Feb 2017 | 16 hrs ago | |
9 Days Left To GoIt is so darn cruel out there. All these jobs that come and go. It just seems to get crueler every year. The wages go down and prices go up and the... | 583 | 4 | 0 | Mar 2017 | Mar 2017 | May 8 |
950 bucksImagine working at a job for years and finding out that a temp is making 400 dollars a week more than you are. That is just one of the many things th... | 572 | 1 | 0 | Mar 2017 | Mar 2017 | May 5 |
Driving DrunkIronically my nephew is spending his first full day in jail for driving while under the influence. He will get out around May 25. Happy April Fools!... | 463 | 2 | 0 | Apr 2017 | Apr 2017 | May 8 |
Back In My DayJust thinking back to when I was younger. It has been 37 years since those days and I guess each time period has its pluses and minuses. My big minu... | 398 | 0 | 0 | Apr 2017 | 12 hrs ago | |
JuiceThis violence is spreading instead of getting better. I know I won't be taking any trips to Chicago any time soon. This is a parody of a song from t... | 412 | 0 | 0 | Apr 2017 | May 4 | |
RaceI was watching Hotel Rwanda and was thinking about how differences in people can be used for some really evil atrocities.... | 582 | 8 | 0 | Apr 2017 | Apr 2017 | May 9 |
MilkI am really dreading all this crap with hard working people getting the shaft again and again and again. I've done some farm work in my past. These... | 490 | 0 | 0 | Apr 2017 | Apr 2017 | May 9 |
FallenMy dad would be hunting morels right now if he had his health. I went out for a little over an hour and found nothing but an old Skippy peanut butter... | 424 | 0 | 0 | May 2017 | May 5 | |
Things I'm Gonna DoThere are a lot of things I would do if the time and the money would come together just right. I would like to go some day to some distant land like... | 413 | 0 | 0 | May 2017 | May 4 | |
I like it there wherever I amThis USA culture I find myself living in really has me troubled at times.... | 557 | 0 | 0 | May 2017 | May 7 | |
Andrew Dice ClayI was watching The Nutty Professor and realized that Buddy Love was the same character as Andrew Dice Clay.... | 570 | 0 | 0 | May 2017 | May 8 | |
Emily YoucisI first saw her on Steven Colbert back last year when she got fired for her poliitcal views. She was a nut vendor at the Phillies games in Philadelph... | 514 | 0 | 0 | Jun 2017 | May 8 | |
What I heardSome random things heard at my job... | 508 | 0 | 0 | Jun 2017 | May 5 | |
CanadaToday is Canada Day.... | 439 | 0 | 0 | Jul 2017 | 20 hrs ago |
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