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Yelping

I was looking up some resturarants on Yelp. I love to eat out. Tomarrow I am going to UNO's in Platteville and get a large deep dish pizza with saus...
79700Jul 2016May 8

Minimum Wage

I was listening to a cd book by Glenn Beck and had to go to a different cd that didn't deal with the minimum wage debate. Are there employers out the...
76760Aug 2016Aug 2016May 5

DVR

I have really gone a long way from VCR to DVR. No tapes to store and a better image. The time it used to take to fast forward through commercials is...
66840Aug 2016Aug 201612 hrs ago

Good Ol Shows

This poem refers to The Dukes of Hazard, The Cosby Show, and Looney Tunes characters the love crazed skunk Pepe Le Pew and the Mexican mouse Speedy Go...
59110Aug 2016Aug 201618 hrs ago

Hit The Road Jack!

Possible job cuts have been announced where I work some time next year. This song has been playing in my head since. The original is by Ray Charles....
78470Aug 2016Sep 2016May 5

Halloween Decoration

I put up my Trump sign yesterday and didn't even have it in the ground when a neighbor asked why a liberal like me would support a man like Trump. I...
56200Sep 201620 hrs ago

Rent

This is one of the funniest clips by Will Ferrell I have ever seen. He is talking to a three year old girl in this comedy bit....
83600Sep 2016May 3

80's Songs

Just making up some songs related to things that happened in the 80's. Ronnie Rap is an actual song by Ron and the D.C. Crew....
56530Sep 2016Oct 20167 hrs ago

Monsters Among Us

This list goes on and on, there are so many bad people out there doing so many really bad things. I was listening to Jill Stein debate Hillary and Tr...
59930Oct 2016Oct 2016Apr 12

Karaoke

I sing every day in my car. If I had a house I would sing much more, but apartments don't work too well as I like to sing really loud. Most of my so...
60130Oct 2016Oct 20165 hrs ago

A Bad Day

I have the day off today which I am thankful for. There are certainly people with worse days than this. Like George Carlin said, "What do white peo...
62920Oct 2016Nov 2016Apr 27

Honest Donald

Just having some fun with the election. Only four days left of this entertainment....
62600Nov 2016May 9

Subway

Just thinking of the last sub I had at Subway. I bought two footlongs for their special coupon for 12 dollars. I am not doing that again. It's bett...
63620Nov 2016Nov 20162 hrs ago

Turkey

Celebrating the Thanksgiving holiday by deboning a turkey today. It is the only time I buy a real turkey. The rest of the year I just buy it in a pa...
57010Nov 2016Nov 2016May 2

Mama Quotes

I got lucky enough to see Vicki Lawrence in concert on November 5. She did half the show as herself and the other half as Mama Harper from the TV sho...
58820Nov 2016Jan 2020May 5

The Feast

I was watching Ms. Scrooge and heard this story told by a preacher. It is a retelling of A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. My favorite retelling...
59310Dec 2016Dec 2016May 4

It's A Wonderful Life

I thought of this a long time ago. In a way Mr. Potter never really comes to face any bad consequences for stealing the 8,000 dollars from forgetful...
55600Dec 2016May 6

Christmas Wish List

There are so many more, and endless list that could be made better if Bernie Sanders could have been our next president....
45800Dec 2016Apr 25

A Day Off

Just going through my day off as I am so glad not to be working any Saturdays since early July of last year. My time is worth more than the extra mon...
48110Jan 2017Jan 20178 hrs ago

Kmart is Closing

Saw two people standing with signs advertising 20% at Kmart today. The wind chill must be below zero. I am suprised they lasted this long. My job w...
53960Jan 2017Jan 201712 hrs ago

Ghosts at Work

The plant is in Dubuque and I have been in it twice, though I didn't get to experience any ghostly disturbances....
48700Jan 2017May 3

Big Jim's Buffet

I love to eat out. I am going to Texas Road House tonight. Just imagining a restaurant that I would love. If you have ever had king crab, it is qui...
55100Jan 2017May 3

Super Bowl Commercial

Could say this is my favorite super bowl commercial. I have every one of these, except for punching small animals!...
61400Feb 2017May 2

All That Wonderful Music

I have been reading The Billboard Book of Top 40 Hits. It had every song from 1955 to 2000 that made it into the top 40 count down. When I was growi...
44600Feb 2017May 1

Popeyes

Ate out at a restuarant last night that reminded me of Friedman's that closed up around 2000. They had Bacos for their salad bar, which I had only s...
52100Feb 201724 hrs ago

Torture Devices

There were some pretty horrific punishments back in the old days. I wonder if it is not more cruel and unusual to separate a father from his family a...
45100Feb 201716 hrs ago

9 Days Left To Go

It is so darn cruel out there. All these jobs that come and go. It just seems to get crueler every year. The wages go down and prices go up and the...
58340Mar 2017Mar 2017May 8

950 bucks

Imagine working at a job for years and finding out that a temp is making 400 dollars a week more than you are. That is just one of the many things th...
57210Mar 2017Mar 2017May 5

Driving Drunk

Ironically my nephew is spending his first full day in jail for driving while under the influence. He will get out around May 25. Happy April Fools!...
46320Apr 2017Apr 2017May 8

Back In My Day

Just thinking back to when I was younger. It has been 37 years since those days and I guess each time period has its pluses and minuses. My big minu...
39800Apr 201712 hrs ago

Juice

This violence is spreading instead of getting better. I know I won't be taking any trips to Chicago any time soon. This is a parody of a song from t...
41200Apr 2017May 4

Race

I was watching Hotel Rwanda and was thinking about how differences in people can be used for some really evil atrocities....
58280Apr 2017Apr 2017May 9

Milk

I am really dreading all this crap with hard working people getting the shaft again and again and again. I've done some farm work in my past. These...
49000Apr 2017Apr 2017May 9

Fallen

My dad would be hunting morels right now if he had his health. I went out for a little over an hour and found nothing but an old Skippy peanut butter...
42400May 2017May 5

Things I'm Gonna Do

There are a lot of things I would do if the time and the money would come together just right. I would like to go some day to some distant land like...
41300May 2017May 4

I like it there wherever I am

This USA culture I find myself living in really has me troubled at times....
55700May 2017May 7

Andrew Dice Clay

I was watching The Nutty Professor and realized that Buddy Love was the same character as Andrew Dice Clay....
57000May 2017May 8

Emily Youcis

I first saw her on Steven Colbert back last year when she got fired for her poliitcal views. She was a nut vendor at the Phillies games in Philadelph...
51400Jun 2017May 8

What I heard

Some random things heard at my job...
50800Jun 2017May 5

Canada

Today is Canada Day....
43900Jul 201720 hrs ago

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