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YawnI was reading a blog about how yawns are catching, and to see if I could make you yawn reading this, did you?... | 1,033 | 16 | 0 | Jul 2012 | Aug 2012 | Apr 19 |
Kathy Lee GiffordSaw a documentary called The Corporation. The story is dated, the movie came out around 2005. It had clips from one of my heros, Michael Moore's TV... | 717 | 5 | 0 | Jul 2012 | Aug 2012 | May 6 |
Paul RyanThis whole election has me troubled. Last time I was all happy to vote for Barack Hussain Obama. Now it's like in 1992, but no Ross Perot to be foun... | 598 | 7 | 0 | Aug 2012 | Aug 2012 | May 8 |
Lance ArmstrongJust heard that Lance got caught taking performance enhancing drugs while he rode his bike. Since he cheated to win, all of his tour de france wins a... | 679 | 8 | 0 | Aug 2012 | Aug 2012 | May 7 |
Johnny Carson Terms for DeathI used to watch Carson all the time and I really miss him. This was one of his funnier bits he did that was based on the death of a man who worked at... | 3,975 | 5 | 0 | Aug 2012 | Aug 2012 | May 7 |
Ronald Reagan at the Republican CoventionWatching the Republican Convention last night, I thought about Ronald Reagan who was our president from 1981-1989. I thought what he would say if he... | 807 | 4 | 0 | Aug 2012 | Sep 2012 | May 2 |
Chinese foodJust trying a rap song about chinese food, I'm going to a chinese buffet tonight.... | 847 | 2 | 0 | Sep 2012 | Dec 2012 | 19 hrs ago |
Bill Clinton SpeechWe are being played for suckers in this country to think that your vote makes a difference if you vote for democrat or republican. I only voted third... | 719 | 8 | 0 | Sep 2012 | Sep 2012 | May 3 |
How to get a manWatching a clip on how hard it is for professional women to get men, just thought I'd put in my two cents.... | 667 | 20 | 0 | Sep 2012 | Sep 2012 | May 6 |
check into debtThese places should not exist, like legalized gambling, it is a hidden tax on the poor and uneducated. The nastiest call I ever got was from one of t... | 584 | 6 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 | May 8 |
I'm afraid todayWith Halloween approaching, thought I'd share some things that I'm afraid of, there's plenty more, that's for sure!... | 696 | 9 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 | May 7 |
Where is my car?This has happened a few times for me and it always frustrates me. At least at Walmart I always park in lane number 7.... | 581 | 6 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 | May 4 |
Romney's Got a GunWith the election coming up and his infamous answer to what he would cut to trim the national debt, I thought it would be fun to do a parody of Janie'... | 635 | 2 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 | May 3 |
If I Were PresidentJust having more fun with the election and what fun it would be to be in charge and actually have some power to do good, or at least do what I feel is... | 854 | 17 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 | 16 hrs ago |
Hoarder RantTaped hoarders and watched it this morning. This poem is based on the woman and her condemned home. They had to wear breathers and hazmat suits to c... | 785 | 4 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Apr 2017 | May 4 |
Frankenstein's DiaryI always felt sorry for the monster, but I always call him Frankenstein.... | 777 | 7 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 | May 4 |
The Pumpkin GiantMy favorite book from my youth, The Pumpkin Giant.... | 652 | 8 | 0 | Oct 2012 | Nov 2012 | 3 hrs ago |
Barack Obama's DadI just got done watching 2016. I also read the book about Barack Obama. It reminds me of the George Carlin quote, "All the evil in the world, all the... | 716 | 10 | 0 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 | May 8 |
Funeral for an AmoebaThe amoeba has a special life because technically it never really dies, it just splits in half, unless of course the pond dries up!... | 557 | 2 | 0 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 | 22 hrs ago |
Terrance the TurkeyThe Bob and Tom Show inspired this, they have a bit called Tom Turkey, Standup Comedian. One of his jokes, A wife walks into the kitchen and catches... | 689 | 11 | 0 | Nov 2012 | Dec 2012 | May 8 |
It's a Wonderful Fishing Trip?Mixing a parody I saw on Saturday Night Live about the movie It's A Wonderful Life. In the movie Mr. Potter never gets punished for stealing the 8,00... | 881 | 13 | 0 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 | Apr 26 |
You've been Nexflixed!I was supposed to get a Netflix on Tuesday and then waited till today to contact them and found out if I want their service I have to pay 16 bucks aga... | 801 | 4 | 0 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 | Apr 22 |
Scrooge's Movie ReviewI got this idea from the movie review on Netflix. I had fun making up bad review for movies I loved, as I love each of these too.... | 575 | 7 | 0 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 | May 8 |
Santa Scale is Coming to TownThe New Year is approaching, and with it all the diets will start again. I saw diet ads during the Christmas season. How low can you get? Making pe... | 703 | 13 | 0 | Dec 2012 | Jan 2013 | 19 hrs ago |
Taking down the Christmas TreeI normally put my Christmas decorations away the first Saturday after the New Year. I will not be decorating again until September 15 when I celebrat... | 532 | 0 | 0 | Jan 2013 | May 2 | |
Predictions for the FutureJust having some fun with future telling. The Mayans had their shot and blew it, let's see how good I do. One of the funniest bits on this subject i... | 580 | 7 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 | Apr 25 |
More Predictions for the FutureThis time trying my best to include as much of the world as I could in my predictions.... | 570 | 4 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 | May 8 |
The Illinois HillbilliesParody of the Beverly Hillbillies. I have a friend who is always talking about winning the lottery. In this country it has become a kind of religion... | 507 | 1 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 | Apr 24 |
Then God SaidI figure if God creates everything, then everything has to be created by him, kind of like Genesis continued.... | 547 | 6 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 | May 3 |
The Ten Commandments?I heard this comedy bit by George Carlin about the ten commandments. He pared it down to two. Thou shall be faithful to provider of thy nookie. Tho... | 639 | 7 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 | May 3 |
Saving Our PlanetJust having fun with the global warming topic that is so popular these days. Are we warming our planet, or did the sun have an active year in 2012?... | 441 | 0 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Apr 21 | |
The Thunder SongMy favorite rental so far this year is Ted. It's about a boy wishing for his Teddy bear to come to life, and it does. Ted comes running into John's... | 502 | 0 | 0 | Jan 2013 | May 3 | |
Adam and Eve RetoldI've seen different comedy bits on the retelling of Adam and Eve, one is from the movie History of the World: Part 1 by Mel Brooks. The other is by... | 649 | 14 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 | May 6 |
Reasons to Root for The RavensJust having some fun with the Super Bowl. My favorite is a tie between the Bears 1986 win and the Packers 2011 win. I still have the Super Bowl Shuf... | 697 | 3 | 0 | Feb 2013 | Feb 2013 | May 8 |
I Thought I Found A JobThis is a parody of a HeeHaw song. It was a country comedy and musical show that was on when I was a kid back in the 70's. With all the people out l... | 537 | 2 | 0 | Feb 2013 | Feb 2013 | May 8 |
Want Ads 1863Saw the movie Lincoln and was really impressed with the acting. It is rare I see a movie that makes it to the Acadamy Awards. Now and then they get... | 881 | 8 | 0 | Feb 2013 | Mar 2013 | May 6 |
Are You Smarter Than a Highschool Dropout?Parody of one of my favorite show songs, Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? I think it would be funny to have a show with high school dropouts as t... | 721 | 10 | 0 | Feb 2013 | Mar 2013 | Apr 29 |
Good PresidentsToday is President's Day. Just think about some of the presidents and what some have done for good. Even the really bad ones did some good. Bush Jr... | 478 | 1 | 0 | Feb 2013 | Feb 2013 | May 8 |
OJ SimpsonI think of OJ from time to time. How he got off with murder, but got sent to jail for taking back his own stuff. This justice system we have doesn't... | 597 | 4 | 0 | Feb 2013 | Mar 2013 | May 6 |
If Dogs Could TalkDogs don't talk, but if they did, these are some of things I think they would tell us. A dogs ability to love us unconditionally is unmatched. If on... | 1,092 | 14 | 0 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 | May 4 |
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