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We Didn't Start the 80'sThis is a parody of We Didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel. I made this list from a Billboard Top 40 book I have, and my own enjoyment of some awesom... | 719 | 17 | 0 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 | May 9 |
American IdolI have been watching this show since it's beginning in 2002. I guess my real appeal to the show is seeing the bad singers get ripped by the judges.... | 524 | 7 | 0 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 | May 3 |
Ned Wanted A NibbleA problem that is quite literally growing and growing and growing. When I went to school in the 80's, you could count the fat people on one hand. Now... | 957 | 3 | 0 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 | Apr 30 |
Cheap GolfI haven't been able to golf as much as I like lately. I paid for one round last year and got three from family and a friend. I used to be his big bu... | 521 | 4 | 0 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 | May 6 |
BjorkThis is a shortened version of Bjork's song Human Nature. She is from Iceland and has a very unique singing style. Her other big hit I love is It's... | 579 | 6 | 0 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 | Apr 19 |
Rich Man BluesJust having fun with rich people. It would be funny to see a depressed rich person. They must exist somewhere.... | 661 | 13 | 0 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 | May 1 |
News Stories I Wish Would Have HappenedI used to get a magazine called Weekly World News. They stopped publishing it quite a few years ago. It was filled with fantastic stories that were... | 559 | 8 | 0 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 | 14 hrs ago |
Leprechaun EditorialI based this on the Leprechaun movies. Leprechaun 3 is my favorite. He goes to Las Vegas. He has some funny quotes. "This town is full of riches,... | 711 | 14 | 0 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 | Apr 25 |
Stuttering and InterpretationAmerica Idol has a contestant named Lazaro Arbos who has a stuttering problem. He doesn't have a problem when he sings, just when he tries to talk. H... | 538 | 6 | 0 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 | May 1 |
I'm That Type of NeighborThs is a parody of LL Cool J's I'm That Type of Guy. This is a compilation of bad neighbors I have had and have now living in apartments. I'm still... | 556 | 2 | 0 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 | Apr 29 |
DriveFound this in an old notebook from 1990. I was in college back then and working at Hardee's. Plenty of time for self reflection in between those two... | 540 | 7 | 0 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 | Apr 25 |
QuotesMore quotes from my old journal from 1991.... | 537 | 4 | 0 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 | May 8 |
April Fools Jokes From My PastThis is a list that could go on forever. There is no shortage of fools out there and their foolish behavior. One of my favorite on tv was the spaghe... | 630 | 11 | 0 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 | Apr 22 |
I Don't Wanna GoA parody of Mr. Custer. I am dreading going to the doctor tomarrow. I have to get my blood pressure down to get a job.... | 624 | 10 | 0 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 | May 2 |
Depressed Factory WorkerBelieve it or not, this is actually true. These things did actually happen at a job I had back in 2007-2008. I did get some nice golf balls and an u... | 862 | 12 | 0 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 | May 3 |
Prince and Michael JacksonI have both albums on record. I would say I listened to Thiller more than Purple Rain. I have a hard time picking which songs I liked better. I did... | 808 | 17 | 0 | Apr 2013 | Sep 2020 | May 9 |
The Really Really Short Version of the BibleI tried to write this as a cliff notes version for someone who had never heard of the bible. I left out one of my favorite stories. The one where th... | 1,157 | 38 | 0 | Apr 2013 | Oct 2018 | May 6 |
Chicago Is My Kind Of TownThis is a parody of Frank Sinatra's My Kind Of Town. Went to Chicago with a friend this last Tuesday. We couldn't get out and walk around because hi... | 552 | 8 | 0 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 | May 7 |
Going to the BathroomA parody of Going to the Chapel. I had this coworker back at a job I had up till 2006 and he would do this constantly. He did get written up once, b... | 768 | 18 | 0 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 | May 9 |
Free Range ChickensThey had this hilarious skit on SNL where they sing this song called "Set the Chickens Free." Adam Sandler plays Axle Rose, Chris Farley plays Carnie... | 734 | 12 | 0 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 | Apr 28 |
PillsThe price of those meds about gave me a heart attack. I couldn't believe it. I have a friend who is on disability and he is prescribed hundreds of d... | 930 | 6 | 0 | Apr 2013 | Feb 2017 | May 2 |
BundangoWatched Django a few days ago and was inspired to write something of old west bad guys. If you haven't seen this movie, I highly reccommend it. But... | 663 | 12 | 0 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 | May 3 |
A JobRegretting my job decisions I have made in my life. I think really the thing that haunts me most is my acute shyness around people. It has plaqued m... | 747 | 15 | 0 | Apr 2013 | May 2013 | May 3 |
YoutubeThere are a ton of really good videos on youtube. Just about every song ever made can be found there. Some of my favorite comedians like Dave Chapel... | 718 | 6 | 0 | May 2013 | Feb 2017 | May 2 |
air conditionerAnother invention I am really glad I can afford. I love my air conditioner in my apartment and car. Thankfully I still have one in my car so I can k... | 993 | 9 | 0 | May 2013 | May 2013 | May 9 |
Video GamesVideo games have come a long way since Pong came out in the late 70's. I have spent a good number of my free hours playing them. I have two tvs in m... | 661 | 9 | 0 | May 2013 | May 2013 | May 2 |
North DakotaNorth Dakota holds the distiction of last place for tourism. I went there once just to say I did when I went up to Winnepeg, Canada. Remember the su... | 701 | 7 | 0 | May 2013 | Jun 2013 | Apr 16 |
Welcome to HeckJust playing with the idea of where we go when we pass on. I am going to heaven so I won't have to worry about a crappy place like heck.... | 519 | 6 | 0 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 | May 7 |
A Great DayJust thinking of what a great day would be. This is one version I would love to have.... | 687 | 14 | 0 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 | May 9 |
ScaredThere are a lot of things I am afraid of, and people usually come into the list. I don't really have a fear of animals, as long as I am safely away f... | 629 | 10 | 0 | Jun 2013 | Jul 2013 | May 8 |
I'm AshamedThere is a huge list of things, these are just a few that came to mind. I remember how heartbroken I was when I found out that Milli Vanilli didn't s... | 818 | 9 | 0 | Jul 2013 | Jan 2017 | May 9 |
Just Another DayHad to work again on Saturday. They made us come in late which really sucks. I am used to leaving at 1 pm, and once got to leave at 10 am, that was... | 691 | 7 | 0 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 | May 8 |
Things Heard At WorkJust some of the many things I have heard people say to me at different jobs I have had. From detassling corn, Hardee's cook, panwasher, teacher, che... | 611 | 5 | 0 | Jul 2013 | Aug 2013 | 20 hrs ago |
Where Are You From?Just pondering where people live and where they move to. We have certainly had our influx of new people in my small town, I can't say it is for the b... | 675 | 5 | 0 | Jul 2013 | Aug 2013 | 21 hrs ago |
Opera ManWatched Adam Sandler and his old bit on SNL of Operaman. Wrote my own version for him for the time I've been alive since 1969.... | 669 | 8 | 0 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 | May 8 |
Where did they go?Feeling lonely for some of my lost friends over the years. It seems the good ones go away and the bad people stay. I wish it were not that way.... | 631 | 12 | 0 | Aug 2013 | Sep 2013 | 11 hrs ago |
A Nightmare on Fair StreetHave worked for over four months now at my job. I have had my time with crappy jobs. If you have a good job, I admire you alot!... | 693 | 7 | 0 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 | May 7 |
ChuckyI am into my celebration of Halloween that I started on September 15. I have started to watch the Child's Play movies. I have watched the first one... | 733 | 4 | 0 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 | May 9 |
CarrieIt would be nice if the story of Carrie were just a fantasy restricted to books and movies, but sadly many kids face the daily trama of mean bullies a... | 613 | 5 | 0 | Sep 2013 | Oct 2013 | May 4 |
CubeI just got done watching the Cube, Hypercube, and Cube Zero. All are good movies with the first and the last being the better ones. With our governm... | 616 | 8 | 0 | Oct 2013 | Oct 2013 | May 9 |
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