Garden mayhem

Photos from my garden - I have no idea where to start. Or how.

Clearing the path so Postman Pat can get through would probably be best but help

I have almost exactly a month before the gala days start, and that means parades through the Scottish country towns, of which mine is one, and literally thousands of international visitors who have nothing better to do with their holidays than follow parades through Scottish country towns. It is quite a tourist attraction so gardens that look like jungles are frowned upon. The parade in my town doesn't just pass my garden - I am on the corner of the road the parade turns up. It will be sneered at by many, many, many people.

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This is what happens when you spend too much time writing or chatting on CS scold okay and when it rains most weekends so you can't get out there ...

Postman is getting restless. Health & Safety is being mentioned in a grumbling undervoice.

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Glimpse of house behind black acer, forsythia and rioting honeysuckle

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Run!uh oh
Get a chainsaw or a beeeeg pair of clippers and cut back, radically.

On second thoughts, forget the chainsaw, I'm not sure you can be trusted with one rolling on the floor laughing
Seri - super

I'm thinking of having a garden party, everyone bring clippers, secateurs, chainsaws ... you in?
Un, be nice.

Of COURSE I am to be trusted with a chainsaw. roll eyes

Hedge trimmer? Industrial strength?
It's too late for that Biff!


I'm with Seri - RUN!! uh oh


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biff.whats your postman name.....tarzan......cause it looks like a jungle.......uh oh uh oh uh oh doh doh
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I don't think the advice is quite what you were hoping for!laugh
Hey hey hey you guys I asked for help, I CAN'T run, I CAN'T hide, I have to sort. I do have clippers, I do have secateurs, but I think it is too late for those ...

Advice. Please.

Or, better, come visit sometime in the next month grin

It is, thank heavens, tiny. You have seen practically the whole thing. The courtyard at the back is as bad but PHEW has a 6'fence so is not as urgent an issue. I just need to lop the tops off the jungle there.
I was joking, Eleg but seriously, a chainsaw is a no no. It looks like it just needs to be cut back dunno
laugh Mic...you don't think that women are capable of doing these things? C'mon now scold
Biff,
you need him!


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A little pruning saw would be helpful for tackling the thicker branches Biff hug

And some sturdy gardening gloves thumbs up


Wish I could help, I love gardening and the bigger the job, the more rewarding the result cheers
Sorry Liz, was this a serious blog?uh oh
'...serious blog'
An oxymoron if ever I've heard one!!
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cowboy
I think it must be, It's the first time we have seen her garden.
It's too late ...she has gone tackling it advice-less blues


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He meant Thespian.
He must have very happy
Am I serious?
Of course not, Unlao! scold
Refer to reply to Ped's '...serious blog' comment.
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cowboy
I would have gladly helped you El.grin I really like to get muddy. A ticket to Scotland is not even the problem. But I hate those Visa interviews. frustrated laugh
Just show them your CS friends list Ushlaugh
And a little side-rant, how could the hire shop not be open on a Sunday?

Business opportunity - open a shop that hires out serious gardening equipment on sunny Sundays.
Serene, have small saw, will be tackling branches when they are in the shade. I wish you could be here, it actually is pretty satisfying!
Usha, you, me, Serene, dream team. And the pair of you so goodlooking the neighbours wouldn't have been walking past smiling and nodding approvingly, they'd have been scrambling over the fence to help.

Which would have been nice. sigh
I wasn't that unhappy when all my roses died of old age & heat, they need constant watering here & flower for about 5 minutes a year, mind everything here has lethal spines so I'm no better off with the replacements doh
Okay, you win rolling on the floor laughing

The sun is over the yardarm by now so I can go saw branches wave
Have some wild roses too and sure their thorns are more and bigger than other roses. You definitely need gloves....uncomfortable but only way you can be a match for anything with thorns. Sterkte wine
Guess I am too late?, I would have popped over and done it for you, Rose thorns are wussies I can handle them.

Z, Use bat guano for roses here in Spain, mine are perfect.
Eks, ja, heavy suede gloves were worn for the pruning, black acers are colonized by spiders, no idea why but I dislike spiders more than I dislike gloves!

Sterkte was, oddly enough, something I was muttering under my breath. A lot. Along with eina, you BLIKSEM, and other useful gardening words from the land of my birth


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Map, thanks for offering, fortunately there is still plenty to be done.

Spare room is made up and ready grin
Mick, NOW you're talking. Please rush me 2 black walnut trees. Blue grass is unknown in Scotland so no problemo.

Oh, btw, do they thrive in a climate which rarely tops 20 degrees C, and has 300 days of rain a year? blues
Molly you know yourself that the final stages take FOREVER and are never really complete. Hacking is actually the fun part rolling on the floor laughing but yeah I'm glad to get that out the way. It does look better, doesn't it? Hell I'm pleased with myself!

Aching in nearly every joint, mind. But pleased ... laugh
Black walnut's native range extends into the Northern tier of states in the U.S. and from the East Coast West into the Dakotas. Some of those places (especially the Dakotas) would probably make Scotland seem like the Riviera.
They've also been successful beyond their original native range. You shouldn't have a problem.
The one thing that thrives under them, blue grass, is a good thing. Very fine blades; it's planted on golf courses.
I've heard golf is kinda big in Scotland. grin

cowboy
Buff, if you have a bath, pour in Epsom Salts, and soak.

If o shower, just jet the worst areas in the hottest you can take, and if bearable, follow by icy cold grin
Bspoken did you ever read the book review of Lady C's Lover done by a country magazine? I can't find it but it was hilarious - on the lines of 'this truly fine record of a game-keeper's experiences of pheasant-rearing was marred by having to wade through a great deal of extraneous material' roll eyes

Lovely pic. I am extremely glad my garden could fit into that 10 times over rolling on the floor laughing
Mick, yeah, they play golf here. Actually, I believe the highest number of golf courses per head of population in the world - but then we invented it so fair enough.

We actually pretty much invented everything.

Well, I say we, I just live here but my ANCESTORS (check out the hair) invented everything.

Okay, check out your hair, you can claim 'em too rolling on the floor laughing
Map, that explains so much professor you have bats in the belfry rolling on the floor laughing but I'll pass on the roses, don't want to have to spend the winter watering them doh
Yes I know it is still a crowded garden but I actually like that. I half-hoped when I put the blog up that there would a rush of comments saying ooh, it looks fine, just trim back a twig or two

but there weren't.

"Run!" Huh. snooty

coffee
Legs,

well I like it...looks good to me...I like them looking wild and free so leave the garden alonelaugh
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I just pulled out of the weeds on my garden this morning Elle and trimmed the bush..bouquet
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