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Got this courtesy of a friend...Is it coming to this??? Daughter: "Daddy, I am coming home to get married. Take out your check book. I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in California and he lives in New York. We met on a dating
Baldness is often misunderstood, which is mainly due to a lot of hair roots filling the brain cavity. Our position on the evolution scale dictates that we should have no hair on our heads. That is why babies, in general, are born with little or no ha
I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
This morning I woke up with wonderful news in my inbox. I got an email from the International FIFA World Cup Online Lottery informing me that I have won a large sum of money. The message read: Subject: FROM T
A commercial boasted that its product could help people live ?pain-free in their golden years. “Am I in my golden years?” my wife, 63, asked. “Not at all,” I assured her. “But you are yellowing fast.”
A man lost an arm when his golf cart rolled over on him on a down slope. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide and end it all. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a
If you’ve ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this. Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shake up, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all
An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: Dr. Geezer's clinic. "Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000." Doctor "Youn
There was a good definition of age on Twitter the other day. Calculate your age by the number of selfies you take, divided by the number you instantly delete, multiplied by the number you eventually end up letting people see. It may work better f
WHAT YOU CAN LOOK FORWARD TO! Pay attention....this could be you....! A few years ago, I moved into a retirement development on Florida 's southwest coast. I am living in the "Manasota/Englewood Beach Golf, Spa, Bath and Tennis Club
Joke received today in email.... We were dressed and ready to go out for a dinner & theatre evening. We turned on a 'night light', turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parrot and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local taxi co
....of to Jakarta on Business then off to Bali...anyone wanna meet for coffee in Jakarta..?
...but they don't let you have a super hero as a profile photo..neither are of the person in question..nor is a photo of a beach..
A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitre
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a baptism along the river bank. The drunk stumbles into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the heavy smell of
Not always... He is good looking, sexy and most of all a very nice person. He is the love of my life and I'm not happy when somebody say something negative about him. So to those so said that my man is
My home language is Afrikaans. In a world filled with dialect, relatively new. Then in “the old says” we were taught the QueenKs Englush in school. VERY strickt and proper! Then aparthed fell like a poacged rhino, and in came American English! Differ
Will you please say something... Would appreciate some company here...
what part of u, consider very lovely and beautiful to urself..i love my nose and cosider it very perfect as its neither dum nor very sharp..sometimes i say to people "u can find better than me but not with a perfect nose like me,i bet " and in this j
I went for my spring waxing this morning. OUCH. Reminded me of an old favourite joke. In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six m
A duck walks into a restaurant around lunchtime, sits down and orders a soda and a sandwich. The bartender looks at him and says, "Wow, a talking duck! What are you doing here?" The duck replies, "I'm dry-walling the building across the street.
It all goes wrong at 4:46
I just had a thought ...what if there was an emoticon associated with the most obvious attributes of bloggers here...what would yours or others be? ... Remember, THIS IS ALL JESTIN' FUN, so don't get ...and read
Did you hear about the race in the garden? The hose was running, the lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup! Ok, ok....I surrender!
i feel excited when i get my mailbox red..thankgod we can send email to ourselves on cs... http://photos.con
Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says, "How is the singing career going?" Stevie Wonder says, "Not too bad, the latest album has gone into the top 10, so all in all I think it is pretty good. By the way how i
When I was younger, my teachers and doctors must have thought I was awesome because they kept telling me I was "special"
50 grayish shades…back and forth, back and forth…in and out, in and out. A little to the right, a little to the left. She could feel the sweat on her forehead….between her breasts, and trickling down the small of her back…. She was getting near to
A man sat at home one day and looked at the sun. He wondered where it went at night so he hatched a plan. He would watch the sun! He woke early the next day and went to the top of the hill next to his house and folded open his chair and sat. 7 o'cloc
Following the news that advertising on dating sites will have to more accurately depict the members I managed to download the new log-out page for CS http://photos.connectingsingles.com/blogs/14/blog32b
No offenses intended! Need to lighten things up around here. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work... You feel like the morning after, and you didn't go anywhere the night before... Your knees buckle and your
God doesn't always choose to flaten the mountain...but He has promised to help you climb it! Don't tell God how big the storm is...tell the storm how big God is! More is accomplished by folding the hands...than by wringing them! Even in our
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The m
Feeling sleepy, feeling hungry, feeling bored...I have no idea what is it that I want at the moment... What about you? ...
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Be careful who you hire to be a cashier. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19THRdXxmaI
SEE COMMENT #59!
Classic American comedy...Carol Burnett...one of the best episodes I have watched...Went With The Wind...a very funny skit...any comments or thoughts...
...who wants to be wound up, have a fight...anyone.. ?
An explorer had recently gone through a very emotional break-up and to get away from it all was in a cave, looking for ancient treasure. The explorer found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I will grant you
how many over 60s drunk and stoned tonite
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