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Baptizing a Drunk

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell

Think Like A Child

Why do we love children? 1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was

Warning Alert : Disclosure... Singapore UFO

Just at plain sight it look so ordinary but upon closer looks It's the biggest Spaceship I've seen..(It's the only one ). Perched on top the tallest buildings and guarded

Take a quick look at the last commented blogs....

..then see the amount of replies..does it not tell you what people want to read or reply to..and the others that have very little replies means its shite ? doesn't it tell you a lot about us...bloody love gossip.

This about sums it up!!!

This about sums it up!!! Welcome 2016 Civilization at the end of 2015 - this is priceless!!! . Our Phones - Wireless

Humorous Sayings

A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ: We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you. Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”; In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels.”;

Kiss And Tell : Your Love Stories...

Each of our own love story is unique. Some have multiple stories to tell...romantic, funny, tragic, painful...unique stories that we mostly treasure in our hearts and memories...that tend to put a smile on our faces when remembering them. Here ar

I remember - actually no I don't

There's a joke doing the rounds on Facebook, which says 'If my memory gets any worse I'll be able to plan my own surprise party' I'd probably then make other plans for the same night. My favourite cousin is having a milestone birthday

Jaws And The Newly Weds

A real estate salesman and his new blonde wife flew to the Bahamas for their honeymoon. The groom was in the water snorkeling while his new bride was sunbathing on the beach. Suddenly a large shark attacked and took a huge chunk out of the man's u

External Memo

To:- All Correspondents From:- Yours Truly Date:- Today Subject:- Cant be assed For all of you that write to me, pleased be advised that until further notice I am feeling uncommunicative (big word) so will not be replying t

The Chocolates

I was surprised that I found a kit kat chocolate in my newly wash jacket where I put it outside my flat. Then I found a again chocolate it a galaxy in my top of my clothes again... who is the chocolate giver? I was so impress how did he knew that I l

CS Bond movie lol

Just for fun............ Bond... I nominate Pedal and sol, Miss moneypenny..... I nominate me loyal PA, with a secret crush Mr. bond. M..... oh got to be our very own Z pu**y galore......tempted, tempted, no, will le

Daffy Duck lol

Ponderisms for Seniors

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop ticking me off! Old age is coming at a really bad time! When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment ... Now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation! The

Wise words........lol

Irish Airline Announcement

Being airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but

Oh Jeff . . .

A lot of misery last night on Twitter because of David Bowie, and one of my unhappy friends tweeted a link to a film scene featuring him. I looked, to be polite, and oh my the film starred my favourite actor, Jeff Goldblum. I have no idea why I ha

Ha Ha Ha

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. “Yes, sir," the clerk replied. "That's good," the boss said. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you." :roll

Deer Son

Deer Son, I am writing this slow because I know you can't read too fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your Dad read in the paper that most car accidents happened within twenty mile of home, so we moved. I can't send you the address as

missing the contests

we all use to host on here....to try to get to a hundred responses or more.....ok...how about some of the dumbest words u have heard...ok i shall begin with....your check is in the mail....unbelieveable!!

Mad Hatter's Tea Party

The table was a large one, but the three were all crowded together at one corner of it: 'No room! No room!' they cried out when they saw Alice coming. 'There's plenty of room!' said Alice indignantly, and she sat down in a large arm-chair at one end

When/How Does $ Affect/Influence Your Relationship

Money plays a very important role in a relationship. I'm sure many won't date someone who is jobless and financially in trouble. Many will go for someone who's financially stable but how and when could we find out one's financial status? How would

BEST PLACE TO BE

CS bloggers never seas to amaze me and never seas to give me a good laugh, i just love this community best ever. ever since i have discovered this site on my many voyages like CHRIS

Great Orators of the Democrat Party - PAST:

No offense to anyone here! "One man with courage makes a majority." ~ Andrew Jackson "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." ~ Franklin D.Roosevelt

Older Women

(I LOVE THIS!) SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISK

My online seesaw relationship.... ...............

Which was more an on and off relationship A seesaw realationship Yet I stayed on too see how low can one steep And he steeped very low. So low he could sm

lol

The beautiful secretary of a bank president was asked to squire around the king of a wealthy African kingdom, one of the bank's most important clients. After a day shopping & sightseeing, the king was utterly besotted with the lady, and asked for he

Diary of a Demented Snow Shoveler

December 8, 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we f

Moving to Chicago

Bob was sitting on the plane waiting to fly to Chicago , when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking in fear. "What's the matter, afraid of flying?" Bob asked. "No, it's not that. I've been transfe

Smile :)

The IT director advertises that he needs a secretary. Necessary skills: document forming, computer knowledge and a foreign language. After a couple of days a dog walks in. "I'm an open minded person," the pale-turned boss stutters, "but I need s

jokes.....

.....Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Man: I offer you myself. Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts. Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank a

LOVE/PEACE Offering Blog

I'd like to leave all the bad events and bad feelings behind with year 2015. I only want to take positive things with me when 2016 finally arrives. So in this blog, I would like to offer peace to those I have misunderstood and argued ...those I

lol

A soldier ran up to a nun out of breath and asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt?" I'll explain later, the nun agreed... A moment later 2 military police ran up and asked, sister, have you seen a soldier? The nun replied, he went that way.

I drink too much ...

Woke up this morning with the hangover from hell and a vague memory of kissing a camel who turned into the ugliest woman I'd ever seen. Bit of a relief to realize that was my last blog and trick photography. Boxing Day isn't even a blur, I might have

jokes.....

..............Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little gir

Joanne and the milkman

Joanne read in Vogue magazine that a milk bath does wonders for your skin. So she wrote a note asking the milkman to leave 100 bottles of milk for her next delivery. Eddie, the milkman, saw the note, and thought there must be an error in the num

Life's Demerit System

...In the world of romance, one single rule applies: MAKE THE WOMAN HAPPY! Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted. You don't get any

lol

One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.” Bob’s wife, a

A man walks into a bar

A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. 'Hey, nice tie!' comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the barman to see if he had said anything, but since he was on the other side of the bar the man just ignores it. 'Hey! Nice shirt!' The

Christmas Hangover

So how's everybody here? What did I miss ? What did I miss here? I'm having a quiet time here...alone at home now, don't feel like seeing or talking to anyone...and don't feel like cleaning any Christmas mess all over the apartment...

It's The Thought That Counts...NOT Always!

I'm NOT complaining...I just want to whine a little bit We've just had a little Christmas party at work...then we had that "Secret Santa" thing. The rule was you pick a name and buy him/her a gift not less than 15JDs, that's about $21. W