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Aliens with vaccine
*Beep beep* Human, take me to your leader Which one? We have hundreds. All hostile to illegal aliens We bring gifts - a cure for your virus AND a vaccine. An end to the panic! oh right
Mount Rushmore...
It's the talk that president Trump wants his face on Mount Rushmore, or at least he's suggested it would be a good idea. I'm thinking it's a joke, but some fact checking say it's true. Sure Donald, you can bring it up as much as you want, but there'
Ya just got to love 'em.....
When they help with the chores.................. .....
Sometimes You Wake Up To The Birds And Sunshine
This isn't one of those times
This one is for you Mic.....and everyone else. 'Melania' lol
After a bit of piano by Jon Babtiste, some words from our 'First Lady' (imitator) relating the Tulsa rally to their love life, her relationship with Ivanka, and the recent book about her, 'Her Art of the Deal'. Enjoy https://ww
A Pro Trump Ad
Sure, most of America knows better than to vote for a corrupt lying demagogue, who divides America and can't balance his own bank account. But, are they the only voice ? Lets be fair and hear from the minority, who think Trump is good for America
Picking (Tom) Cotton
This new offering from Andy Borowitz is in relation to a very recent opinion article in The New York Times, where Cotton stated, that slavery was a "necessary evil", that the Union was built upon. Today in The New Yorker; S
Meme-a-licious
I'll start off with this beauty
Trump to Throw Out First before game at Yankee Stadium
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump to Throw Out First Amendment at Yankee Stadium By Andy Borowitz July 24, 2020 WASHINGTON
Amazing!!!
In these difficult times, this new footage will warm your heart! The wonders of nature never cease to surprise!
Hay !!
What ? Did you think I was joking ?
The week....in cartoons
Click on each to see the full cartoons.
Less than 1 hour old. Trump's newest lawsuit. He's been treated so unfairly. lol
Yet, he hasn't even gotten the virus. Maybe we should be the ones suing. Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Sues the Coronavirus for Treating Him Unfairly[/color
Trump finally achieves something actually bigger (and not just his record number of lies)
Today in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Claims Biden Could Never Have a Pandemic As Big As His By Andy Borowitz July 15, 2020 W
Washington Redskins Officially Change Their Name
The sports world has been waiting for the new name of the Washington Redskins to be announced. Wait no longer the name change has happened. The storied franchise formerly known as the Washington Redskins new name should satisfy the public and quiet t
Alcohol...
Never in my whole life would I imagine that the day would come that my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth!!! True what they say: This is the New Now. Terrible.
Yet another infectious scandal ? lol
Today in The New Yorker; More play on Mary Trump's book reveals and tying it into other aspects of Dirty Don from Andy Borowitz. Satire from The Borowitz Report Pence Accused of Taking Trump’s Co
I’d like to get a lover
Previous experience required. Now I cannot post so short a blog. They need fifty (50) characters. What exactly for?
Ya gotta check this out....
...Millennial social justice UEBER warrior, Claira Janover, stupidly barked into her cell phone, onto social media, that if anyone uses the phrase "all lives matter" one more time, she was going to stab them. Seems as though MEGA accounting firm, De
Ok. This could be fun lol
Add you own punchline for this cartoon. My first one is; "Whose dumb idea was it to send all the king's horses ? A doctor, or veterinarian, or even someone with crazy glue would have been helpful !" Here's the cartoon (click o
ALL
Some people blame ALL democrats for whatever and about as many other people blame ALL Republicans for whatever, right? I think that is what turns me off to hearing what they have to say because I don't believe in the ALL of it. I don't think eithe
Stop tearing down national monuments...
Please protesters, stop tearing down national monuments... I just heard for every one you take down, Don Jr. will have one erected of his father! Think about that before you get the rope out...
A new one, hot off the press - Rally Stimulus Checks !
Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Offers Stimulus Checks to Anyone Willing to Come to His Next Rally By Andy Borowitz June 23, 2020 WASHING
The "Stable Genius" got punked by teengers lol
Trump and his minions were actually bragging about how much interest there was in Trump's then upcoming rally in Tulsa Oklahoma, a state he had handily won in 2016. But most of the interest turned out to be teenagers ACTING like they had interest to
WV to Remove Don Knotts/Barney Fife Statue Following Protests
West Virginia will remove a statue of actor and comedian Don Knotts that is located in his hometown of Morgantown, WV. Knotts, is best known for his role as Barney Fife, the bumbling de
Madness
I don't think there is or there should be anything call madness. No one is mad. The madness is, there is a helluva thing called NORMAL we all can't fit in. So... If you try to be normal you are going mad and if you are being mad it's you try
I Saw The Doctor The Other Day.
Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. > A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. > A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're real
I Saw The Doctor The Other Day.
I Saw The Doctor The Other Day. He checked me over completely and told me I was doing well except for one thing! He told me to exercise more! Ready for this? I am doing diddly squats!
Some Norm Peterson quotes from Cheers
How's it going Mr. Peterson? "It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone Underwear" "Beer please Woody." "Isn't it a little early Mr Peterson?" "OK. Float a cornflake in it" "What's shakin' Norm?" "What isn't?" "What would ya say
Grey hair...
I have a female cousin who is the same age as me. Our birthdays are a week apart. She's in New Jersey and rarely do we communicate. Different priorities in life. I recall after a long absence I did speak to her and discussed getting older. My menti
some old sayings my dad use to say...
Whore bait A*shole Pete It don't take a scissor bell. dirty pot licker water the horse I am not even sure what some of these mean. I think I just figured out whore bait. He would say, make hay while the sun is shining. You
Fauci's 'suggestion' to go enjoy golf for some
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Fauci Urges Trump to Remain on Golf Course Until Pandemic Is Over “It’s in the best interest of e
Trumps mugshot
page down. 10 or 11 times to find it https://www.google.com/search?q=Jerry+Tillman+Mug+shot&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiF49Trj_fnAhUMEd8KHao4Dx8Q2-cCegQIABAA&oq=Jerry+Tillman+Mug+shot&gs_l=img.3...495836.501061..501493...0.0..0.393.2117.5j9j1j1......0...
Joke of the day
Heard from a redneck comedian last night; "Women were meant to do the cooking. Heck, god gave them milk & eggs for starters. Those are ingredients right there."
6 Times !
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.' The young woman said, 'Last night my boy
Eating with a facemask
With the easing on the opening of restaurants, and before I make my reservations, I experimented with a number of ways of how to tackle one of my favourite pasta dishes – that of spaghetti olio, aglio e peperoncino – all while wearing a facemask.
What Does It Take To Make You Laugh ?
Humor is very important in our life. A person with a lively sense of humor who can laugh at himself/herself and at just about anything is insightful and healthier in a lot of respect. Humor can free us from our inhibitions…can relieve the anxietie
Just wondering....
...if the best 2 players in the world have a match between one another, is it still appropriate to call the game..... BADminton ?
Pick-UP lines for the Covid-19 era (for men & women)
What do you think about going back to my place and washing our hands together ? Do you have Covid-19 ? Why ? Because you look a lot hotter than 98.6 F Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you extra happy to be closer than 6 feet from