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Letter from Walmart

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally

To My Darling Ray

Why are you so quiet? Please say something... Guys, I think I've found my knight in shining armor here. Here's his message to me "Hi beautiful.... Thanks for the kind appreciation and I will be glad to know you are doing fine.... I am Ray Gle

we're all mature until

someone gets out the bubble wrap. What else brings out your inner child?

Facebook People

For those of our older generation who don't comprehend why Facebook exists. I am making friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I

Ponderisms for Seniors

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop ticking me off! Old age is coming at a really bad time! When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment ... Now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation! The

Another whiskery joke

To my darling husband, Before you return home from your overseas trip I just wanted to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick-up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so ple

Shook'ums", Just sleep it off...

Hey, don't beat yourself too much...we all go through some bad days It could be my turn sometime Here's one when you wake up in the morning: and of course

A Family Of Writers

I stem from a family of great writers. It runs thick in our blood. Actually, we have ink in our veins. It all started with my father. He wrote bank checks that no bank honored, my mother wrote recipes that nobody tried; my brother wrote nov

Monday needs some cheerful signs.

Posting these, then over and out. Night all. A sign in a shoe repair store in Vancouver read: We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you ------------------- Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your c

Update on Tarzan and Jane

This is a very funny video! Open and enjoy! http://www.johns-jokes.com/update-on-tarzan-and-jane

DEAD CROWS

I love birds and so took this seriously when I first got it in email from a friend ...but reading on,see the joke ...this one's for Nam with his Truckin Blog! ' Mysterious Crow Deaths ' A fact you won't soon forget...Researche

That is right....

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-C

WOWSER!! Nosy People All Around!!

I'm an admitted people person but I won't stare at people to "size them up". I mean, like who cares what they look like, what they're wearing, how they appear ,i.e., are they rich or poor or what kind of car they have! I'm an old dude and I don't

nothin done without money

am so ashame I went to the restaurant to purchse a meal for just 300 $ jmd. I stood in a long waiting line with urge to pay my cashier .no sooner I was there standing in front the cashier with just my 300$ . I order a mini

The Drought Is Broken!

A far-off cousin farms in one of the driest regions in this country. Last week, when it rained there for the first time in 19 years, his 17-year-old son experienced rain for the first time. When he heard the thunder and saw the lightning, wh

A Forbidden Love Is Sweeter

When somebody tells me to go to hell, I gladly try to oblige, but I never get further than the gates. Whenever I get there, they lock and bar the gates on first sight. The first time that somebody sent me to hell, I seduced the devil’s wife and he (t

lol

A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an aircraft. The next day, he called

skype

i am online on skype , just share your i.d with me for comedy..............................

Make-Up vs. No make Up in profile pics.

I've been thinking, wouln't it be wonderful if it was mandatory for women on the site to have at least ONE picture without any make up on to see what they really look like.

Shopping List

Many of us over 60, especially those WAY over 60, may be confused about how we should present ourselves in public. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. An

Chuck and the Horse

A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Chucks house and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died." Chuck replied, "

If You Have To Start Your Own Religious Group/Cult

what would it be?

Another old joke.

In our heads, we're all still in our thirties ... This woman changes dentists, and notices that the fairly unusual name of the new dentist is the same as the name of a boy she went to school with, 30 years ago. However, when she sees him, she thi

English is a very odd language

There have been blogs lately about how many languages people speak: couldn't comment there, I have some Afrikaans, scraps of German and French and can greet people in 13 languages including Welsh - the conversation bogs down after that, though. Sawu

Steel And Wood Work Good

About 25 years ago, one of my younger friends had to have a testicle removed. He was very worried as he had no children yet and very dearly wanted some. I told him that he only needed one testicle and that the second was only a back up.

A TIME FOR A ROLL CALL...

Sista is not around at the moment so I'm taking over... Where is everybody? Sista, Wallops, Wen, Cal, Hans, Mic,Keys, Fly, Kandy, LJ, KN, Nam and anyone else not around here lately? I've been missing the birthday celebrant Wel for so long

First Drink With Son

Off we went to our local pub, Murphy's, only two blocks from the cottage. I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it. Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't like that either, so I drank it. Finally, I thought he might like some Harp L

Connecting Singles.revised

Here's the result of my previous blog " What Else Would You Like For CS To Do To Make You Happy?" All suggestions from other bloggers are up there, any more suggestions, reactions, revisions and recommendations are welcome. http

Copper Clapper Caper

I ran accross this video on youtube and thought it was very funny! I wanted to share it with people who want a good laugh! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjquGpmgwOo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjquGpmgwOo[/youtube

Why Do We Have Emoticons?

I cannot claim to be an angel. In fact, I’m a little devil at the best of times, but it annoys me when somebody calls me a liar. I cannot claim to be an . In fact, I’m a little at the best of times, but it me when somebo

Real Name

It seems to me that I'm the only guy that was silly enough to use my real name (or Partly) as a CS handle. My full name is actually Luke Onassis (LukeOn). Yes, family to Aristotle. Just wondering if anyone else also used their real n

Yes, I Can Help!(you may be better off without it)

Being one of the senior members in our family, the younger generation often asks me for advice. Upon my return yesterday, I received this email from one of my nieces. Dear Uncle Cat, I need your advice. As you know, my husb

What Else Would You Like For CS To Do...

To Make You Happy? I've noticed that many bloggers are online and yet the Blog Land is too too quiet Is there a new tab or section or corner here that's probably more fun than the blogs? Last time I was hoping they would

I am back but I was not dead....

Greetings this is iluvisis1. Isis, the wife of Osiris, and her son was Horace. I have had this moniker for years before the moronic terrorists used it. I like hisory and egyptology. I am a poet and I love writing poetry. The reason I wrote this is

TROLLS

According to Wikipedia: A troll is a supernatural being in Norse mythology and Scandinavian folklore. They dwell in isolated rocks, mountains, or caves, live together in small family units but their dwellings seems to be getting too congested for

Priest and Pilot Go To Heaven

A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this cool guy: "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you

Old jokes - TGIF!

*I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. *We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. *My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife calls it the Dead Sea. *The Doctor called Mrs. Smit

A Death Threat.

I’m in grave trouble. Some guy is threatening to shoot me or run me over with his car. I’m soiling my underpants with fear. I’m too scared to leave the house. I received a hand-delivered note in my mailbox yesterday informing me that the w

MY HEART GOES BOOM BOOM BOOM

I just received this lovely message from a hunky gentleman...I'm wondering how many ladies here have received the clone of this too? Hi I deeply regret that it is my unfortunate duty to bring it to your attention that you are a

woman...man...

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