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Dear God,Last month you took my favorite musician Prince. Last week you took my favorite boxer Muhammed Ali. This week you took my favorite hockey player, Go...

Sensitive nick name!As I had ever wrote in a blog before that since I changed my profile to 'ready for a new relationship' I immediately got less emails than before when...

lolThe beautiful secretary of a bank president was asked to squire around the king of a wealthy African kingdom, one of the bank's most important clients...

redex...molly...cal...In 10 years time...

Forget euro for a minute....more important things Swedish footballer Adam Lindin Ljungqvist was given two yellow cards and finally a red card when farted during a match. Hi...

:-))...!A special invention of Japanese...

Birthday Suprise JokeBenny decided to buy a present for his Uncle Sam’s birthday, so with his older brother’s help he bought a present, gift wrapped it, and brought it ove...

Condiments, The heroes and the villainsThese days we use condiments all the time, but how many of us stop and think about some of them that have become heroes or Villains? My Hero is the...

MEI AM SWEET, KIND, LOVABLE, SHY AND INNOCENT....OH WHAT THE HEY....STOP LAUGHING FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!...

My Oh My, Yolanda!!Who in tarnation is Yolanda, you ask? Well, she's my next door neighbor and a very lovely person but sometimes she can be a pain in the neck. Yola...

Do you have a Phobia?There are some people out there with strange and bizarre phobias, a few of these are: Xanthophobia – fear of the colour yellow Turophobia- fear...

If you haven't..you have to watch this... remember how to link this again...

No more need to be fussy ladies.....the answer is here. 1. Are you sitting at home waiting of that perfect man to arrive ? 2. Is life getting you down because the choice of men are...

Eating Weird stuffWe constantly hear from vegetarians that eating meat and other foods is bad and we should think of the animals... What about the rights of vegetabl...

One Liners2. The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality. 3. Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to...

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Happy Birthday EnigmaEnigma's birthday is tomorrow, June 11. Let's all join in and wish her a very happy birthday! Happy Birthday Enigma! May you have many, many more...

Well, Does This Say It All!!Again, I say, I love silly and the sillier the better. I was on FB just now and one of my friends came up with this little ditty. Author unknown s...

I Need Some Hugs & KissesI think I'm going to get sick...very sick I'm still at work but I feel so tired ( on Monday!) and just had 2 tablets of Advil ( The Advanced Medic...

Patton and his wifePatton staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. He...

WaterTeacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?" Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about?" Student: "Yesterday you said it's...

now get a smile!A man at work calls home and his 8 years old daughter picks the phone: “Hi honey,this is daddy.Is mommy near the phone?” “No daddy she is upstairs i...

lolAn old man goes back to bed. He ask's his wife "honey, do the bathroom light turn on and off automatically when I open and close the door?" She replie...

Hoppity Skippity JumpityIt is simply not fair dear bloggers of Blogland. I have been accused of the worstest est est crime. Never..yes Never being able to stick to a single...

Summers nearly here......

got mine.....

Bar Excuse JokeHarry was sick and tired of being constantly badgered by his wife Barbara for spending so much time at the bar. Hoping it would help matters, Harry in...

BugsA boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner...

Inanimate LoveObject sexuality or objectophilia is where humans are attracted to inanimate objects, They often feel love and commitment and believe that objects hav...

lolLast summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, a blonde, new to boating was having problems....

Mail Order HusbandI'm done with shitty LDR, the non-stop arguments and trust issues and online dating is not reliable due to scammers. I've read plenty of success st...

beautyA husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a ...case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart. 'What do you thin...

Interrogation technique...A guy who’s living with three dogs woke up to find feathers in the hall way. It seemed suspicious to him so he followed the traces of crime left by on...