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Like... you know?People say the word 'like' too often in a sentence and sometimes it's followed by 'you know' Expect 'an-duh' or uhh... to be part of that too. People...

It's official. Australians are the best men to meet.This is a dinkum Australian love poem, and if it don't bring a lump to your throat, and have you rushing to the Strine men listed here on CS, you're o...

She loves long moonlit walks along the ocean...Women often have great expectations for what to do on a first date. Stated in many profiles I've seen, they want those romantic walks along the ocean....

There's Snow On the Roof, But......there's still fire in the furnace! Check out former president Bill Clinton, getting an eyeful at the Aretha Franklin funeral/life celebration: ht...

Monday MondayAdd your own favorites, if you like.

For the writers on CS - Evie nails itIf you don't care to follow links, the text is below but the pics and gifs on her original blog are hilarious

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First the AppleA woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After the...

JokeOmg, this is Too Funny!! ?? ?? ?? In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always be...

The quartermaster's storeThe bloggers included all commented on my last blog which seemed as good a way as any of selecting victims Add a verse, make it worse There h...

AL SHARPTON CAN’T SPELL ARETHA FRANKLIN SONG: ‘R-E-S-P-I-C-T’Haha, now this is funny. Although nobody watches Al Sharpton’s Show this is a moment that can’t be missed. While honoring the late Aretha Franklin, Sh...

Hair today... gone tomorrow.I was looking at old photos of my father taken when he was around my age. He had less hair than me. Very thin on top, but I'm the one with more grey h...

Wow! pens...My office provides ball point pens in black, blue and red. I won't mention a brand name, but they are called Wow! Unless the paper you write on is a...

Pence's one man parade in honor of Trump (Satire from Andy Borowitz)Perhaps you are aware of the controversy surrounding the Hitler-like military parade that Trump wants to begin. For one thing, some estimate the c...

Funny business slogans...PLUMBER: We're #1 in the #2 business. ELECTRICIAN: Our prices won't shock you. SANDWICH SHOP: Let's MEAT for lunch. DENTIST: I do my bus...

Bad BureaucraciesIt's kinda annoying when a simple process of renewing a passport turns into circus, I'm sure every embassies has different sets of rules and regulatio...

Some terrific irony in the newest Borowitz columnI'm not sure, if you are aware of the current feud between Dirty Don and his former aide, Omarosa. But, if you like, you can catch up with this video...

Photo Caption Contest - Lion rideCreate your own photo caption(s) for the following photo, if you like. My first entry is; For lunch Leo opts for tourist takeout. Here's...

People Will Do Anything...

Words we use every day that (sometimes) aren't really words...A list of words that I see/hear all the time that come to mind: wanna is the shortened version 'want to' as in "Be back shortly, I wanna get a drink"...

lolA man goes to bed one night and falls asleep. The next thing he knows, he is standing at the gates of heaven with St. Peter. He says "where am I?" St...

How our needs and wants change the older we get!A 79-year-old man is having a drink in a bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just c...

Justice Ginsburg SpeaksTag - Satire ================ Ginsburg: ‘I Am Mentally Fit Enough To Serve Through The End Of President Eisenhower’s Term’ WASHINGTON, D.C.—Dis...

A Wife Is Dreaming In BedShe suddenly wakes up and shouts "hide quick, my husband is home". Her husband wakes up, gets out of bed and jumps out the window....

"Dreams can come true, they can happen for you, if.....".....you read Andy's most recent column in The New Yorker. Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Family Flees to Moscow By Andy Borowitz...

Ivanka Trump's next business venture ?You may have heard by now, that Ivanka Trump will be closing up her Chinese child sweat shop. Sad, so sad.

The Inverse VampireIt's been raining here a lot recently. In fact, this is the rainiest spring & summer in New Jersey (USA) that I remember. This week alone I was rai...

The End Is Near...As a kid, I remember people holding signs on the street corners that read Repent - The end Is Near. It's 60 years later and I see less of those signs....

Fear of deportation

Schmokin Hot...Years ago, I came across a dating site that had video chat rooms. I think the way the interface worked was someone would open a room and they would b...

What are you seeking on here ?That has to be the most popular question I get from women who initially contact me on here. It's in their first email to me and yet, I go to great ef...

It's a case of up or down lowNew timely satire from Borowitz This is subsequent to Dirty Don's very recent ALL UPPER CASE TWEET to Iran. Satire from The Borowitz Report...

Highest Impeachment rating in history ? (satire)Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Boasts That His Impeachment Will Get Higher TV Ratings Than All Other Impeachments By Andy Borowitz WA...