RE: If you were locked up once or twice and you killed,you know what to do.

I havent killed anybody yet, but thats not to say I wont in the future.

RE: Mollybaby, Happy Birthday to you!

I think you should celebrate. I mean its not every day you turn 54.

RE: Women, would you or have you dated a chubby/fat guy?

Well I wouldnt date any woman thats been dating the chubsters. No way. So all you ladies out there might like to have a think about that first.

RE: Happy Birthday Truheart!

What the hell is going on? all these birthdays are doing my head in.

RE: Mollybaby, Happy Birthday to you!

And any old music will do. So maybe Beethoven or Strauss is what she means.

RE: Mollybaby, Happy Birthday to you!

Yay! happy birthday! Now its time to get drunk and do some pole dancing for us all.

RE: females

Females love guys with grey hair. Mainly because they all have Daddy issues.

RE: what is Greece known for..?

Zorba the Greek.

RE: Women, would you or have you dated a chubby/fat guy?

There are plenty of chubby/fat women on the internet, they're up for it.

RE: Britain breaks up

I dont think they will. Sure, they'll carry on like its the end of the world, as they like to do. But then Manchester will play soccer against Scropney, and all will be forgotten.

RE: EU or NOT

Yeah sure, happens all the time... But seriously, enough of the moaning and whining. Just stay in the EU and be happy for once.

RE: EU or NOT

Just stop the whingeing, and stay in the EU.

RE: Did you want to pay a bill to Irish water?

I'm also thinking, U2 seem to take up worthwhile causes so maybe they could do a few concerts and give all the proceeds to the water authority.

RE: Did you want to pay a bill to Irish water?

Well if they sling me a bottle of Jamesons here and there, I guess I could sling the Irish water authorities a few shekels.

As a helicopter pilot, most of our safety drills include such things as Lebanese bread in the tail rotor.

RE: Coronation Street v Neighbours

Shameless is a pretty good show, especially that Gallagher guy who always stuffs up.

RE: Did you want to pay a bill to Irish water?

I voted no, because I dont live in Ireland and I have my own water already thanks.

RE: Sy George and England.

I was thinking more like bugle-headed batten screw.

RE: Curious about....

I started getting curious, but then I remembered thats what killed the cat.

RE: Sy George and England.

Happy Boy George day, time to crack out the party poppers and get the dungeon ready.

RE: What Makes You Happy

Miniskirts and drunk women.

A question for the Americans.

Yeah, you get petrol from the servo. I wasnt going to point out all the Pommies flaws, they have enough problems being a bit smaller down stairs and having rotten teeth.

RE: damaged

Obviously, I'm a little concerned if I put on a pair of gold hotpants and try roller skating, things may come askew.

RE: Is neighbours rubbish?

Well Daniel and Imogen got married, which is great. I was watching closely if Xanthe developed a camel, but no such luck today.

RE: damaged

Yeah, but I'm the nervous type. I'd be leaning this way or that, to ensure a double synchronised touchdown. Sorry to get all "techy" on you about things.

RE: damaged

Jesus Christ, now its even more confusing. They're pretty much even, despite me going on the internet to complain they arent.

RE: damaged

More like a pair of atomic Howitzers.

RE: damaged

Big boys, not little fellas.

RE: damaged

I was thinking of going to Sweden to get the heavier one drained and filled with helium. But I guess weights are cheaper, a dive weight and bulldog clip should do the trick.

RE: damaged

I guess one ball hangs a bit lower than the other, from time to time, but there's not much that can be done about it.

RE: AC/DC

I think Norman Gunston would be a good fit for Midnight oil.

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