RE: The Toilet Paper Panic

He who has the most toilet paper, wins.

RE: Dating after separation...

Just trying to be helpfuul.

RE: Dating after separation...

There is no dating after separation, thats it, all over red rover... The whole idea is out of the question as its no longer possible... Its like nearly finishing a packet of jelly beans and there's a sxungey black one in the
bottom nobody wants. .. Well thats how it is, and now you're one of us.

RE: anyone having a beer through these difficult times?

Whats your opinion about lesbians?

RE: Dating in late age

So start tapping an old bird, knowing her super is smashed by a third in the last few weeks, and was only delivering about 1 % in the good times anyway. I dunno Ches, .some of your ideas are pretty crap.

RE: Dating in late age

Great, another reason to get pissed. That can be my excuse for tomorrow...

RE: Dating in late age

Just be cos...

RE: Dating in late age

Ways I see things, its the lettuce or us... Are we going to sit back and do nothing and wait for them to make a move, or are we going to step up to the plate and man up for once. Come on, lets get tooled up and even up the score. Them lettuce are basically having a laugh about the whole thing, or as they say in England taking the piss. I say enough is enough, it aint right them lettuces stealing the sunlight. If you dont have a gun then a baseball bat willl do, lets show them who is boss.

RE: Dating in late age

And if you saw a wilted lettuce, you'd blast it with Pappys 12 gauge shotgun, in case the cows eat it.

RE: my favorite song....!

Cheers Red, it has a few memories attached .

RE: my favorite song....!

Try this one Pedro, it reminds me of someone I really liked...

RE: Dating in late age

RE: Dating in late age

You open the fridge, see an old shrivelled up lettuce... Think meh thats no good. And close the fridge again... Thats how it goes.

RE: Dating in late age

Up to a certain age its no problem, but lets face it its like a lettuce in your friidge- its good for so long then forget it.
Who draws that line, I dont know, some lettuces fare better than others.
Once its slimy and shrivelled up, no point flogging a dead horse.

Hope this helps.

RE: When will the Corona virus infection be stopped ?

It will be like Ebola, an absolute disaster that they get n top of, then the occasonal outbreak. But on a world scale. We'll be better prepared next time.

RE: How's your week-end going?

There is drought a lot of places in Australia, but never here... 3424mm annual average rainfall.

RE: How's your week-end going?

Weekends going alright. I'll visit a friend tomorrow. Talked to my brother today. Like most, just trying to keep my head above water...

RE: Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz

Maybe the guy just wants to look like Ed Sheeran, or the other way round.

RE: what caused the convid 19

If you cover your whole body in mayonnaise, you should be right

19

RE: dear diary, i can't take it anymore

I can't see the relevance of Canada to NZ... Perhaps its a plot to distract the badminton team at the commonwealth games or something.

RE: dear diary, i can't take it anymore

Dear diary,

Ah forget it. I'll do it myself. Again...


teddybear

RE: Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz

This affects Pakistan how?

RE: Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz

And Jeremy Corbin would be any better or have better hair? Folks, just deal with unkempt hair, least of your problems.

RE: Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz

Well dont come crying to me when you develop messy hair syndrome. In your case, it could take up an entire car space.

RE: Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz

He rides a bicycle. He probably drinks tea. What can you expect after that...

RE: Dating in late age

I don't mean just one person, thats an in general thing that this one person kind of fits...

A free dating site will always attract a certain amount of folks that would struggle in real life to interract. Sometimes the reason for that is innocent enough, and its a good thing they get a chance. Sometimes the reason is completely sinister, like the tinder guy who threw the girl off the balcony...

If I be an arsehole sometimes, which I admit I can be... Its because I'm sometimes an arsehole, not because I have a disability or a scoutmaster touched my balls etc (I wasnt a scout)... And I'd prefer to be occasionally called out and try to clean up my act, than do the boo hoo poor me thing, hoping for an imaginary sympathy root.

RE: Dating in late age

Anybody who sees themselves as being in a minority group, will only give you dramas... Thats not to say somebody who meets that criteria is automatically no good, just how they see themselves and relate to others.

teddybear

RE: Prince Charles is Positive

Meh another beurocracy level, the taxpayer paying for the gay dad to pay the CSA... Not like the mum is any better off.

RE: Prince Charles is Positive

True, they're related to their dad, not always their "dad"...

RE: the sattue of liberty in new york city destroys all virus's

If I was on the maintenance crew, I think the corrosion issues would be around the crutch area.

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