I was talking with a friend of mine tonight. During the conversation, he brought something to my attention. I have never heard about this before so I had to check for myself on youtube. To my surprise, there were loads of videos with some pretty darn compelling evidence. Even Joan Rivers was recorded as stating it. Are you ready for this? Is Michelle Obama really a man?
Me personally, I laughed my butt off in disbelief when he first told me that. I thought he lost a few cards from his deck. But, after checking things out....well....let's just say some people put together some interesting things.
Time for me to hopefully get some sleep.
So I hop out of the shower. Standing naked in front of the mirror, I start brushing my teeth. Okay, next, I grab for the Q-tips. You know, you gotta keep your ears clean. Following all that, I grab my pit spray. Spraying my pits, it hits me. What the hell purpose does a man's nipples serve? Why do men have them? Hmmmmmmmm????? I thought they would have a purpose if I pierced them.
The only thing I can think of, do women get sexually aroused from a man's nipples? Otherwise, what in the world are they there for?
I will be leaving here shortly for dinner but I will be responding to comments when I get back.
I just had a thought while driving in the car today.
I am currently chatting with and in the process of setting up a date with an ex-private dancer. I was asked, what do you like about me? After finding out she is just about done with her college to become a veterinary assistant, I told her that I liked that she was doing something in her life to make herself proud and to love herself.
This got me thinking. I have heard so many times how women can never be happy or you can never please a woman. Lets say a woman is in a relationship with you and she cooks, cleans, pleases you in the sack....etc....what does she really have to be happy with? Yes, some women are happy in relationships like this but some others are not.
It is thought that happiness comes from within. Maybe these women that are thought to of being difficult to please or difficult to make happy, feel they have not accomplished much in life for themselves? Of course, this could go for a man also.
Moral of the story....try to avoid getting into a relationship unless you genuinely feel love or liking for yourself. In addition, a person looking to get into a relationship with another should determine if that person is genuinely happy with themselves.
Just a random thought I had today.
Accept negative outcomes in your life....learn from them....appreciate what you have....and build on that. :)
Have you ever noticed, say for example at the movie theater, if you are the first one to get up to take (or leave)...lol...a leak, all of a sudden there is like a whole herd of people leaking?
lol....maybe I notice too much around me.
I remember once, I was at an outdoor concert and they called for rain later that day. So, I made sure I brought my umbrella. I was sitting and watching the concert and there was a light drizzle coming down. Nobody had their umbrellas up yet, so I pulled mine out and put it up. In a matter of two minutes, half the crowd had their umbrellas up.
Heck....if I am going to do something special, I want to be comfortable.
Okay folks, join in if you wish. I wanted to share with you something that happen to me today that does not normally happen on a daily basis. I was just driving home from the theater and a cop passed me doing about 80mph in the city with its lights on.
Does anyone else care to share something? It does not matter what it is....can be stupid (like mine....lol), something enlightening, something funny, something sad, just something that don't normally happen or you don't normally see, or.....
This is intended to be a fun blog...but if something sad is posted...we have enough nice people around to turn that frown upside down. :)
To me, finding a partner in life is exactly like fishing.
You have heard it many times from fishermen and fisherwomen.
They go out to their favorite watering hole, they put their favorite lure on, and WHAM! "fish on" They reel it in, take it home, and make it a dish in bed....lol Well, I have heard of people eating perch in bed. :)
What a great story of a successful fishing trip.
But....how many times have we heard of the big one, or the beautiful one, that got away? The fisherman or fisherwoman goes out to their favorite water hole. They see in the water the fish of their dreams. They prepare their line with their best lure and toss it in. WHAM!! That beauty is on the line. The fisherman or fisherwoman is elated. Wow....that beauty is on my line. They begin reeling it in. About halfway to the shore the line breaks or the beauty spits out the lure. Depressed, the fisherman or fisherwoman only has a brief memory of what was not really theirs.
On the internet, there are many places to visit that can make you a better fisherman/woman. Many "professionals" tell you exactly what sort of lure to use and when. They also inform you of when you should be reeling in and when you should allow some slack in your line.
Maybe the unhappy fisherman/woman should learn to become a better sportsman/woman and return to their favorite watering hole sometime in the future better prepared? There are always plenty of fish in the sea.
In the case where the fisherman/women had the fish on in the first place. The sportsperson can at least give themselves credit for being able to hook that beauty in the first place. Now they just have some minor work to do in other areas. :)
Back in 1985.....whew Terry, what a ride you have there. I know Bob aint she a beauty? Fresh off the lot. Lets take her for a spin. You know Bob, this is my first new car ever! I always wanted a Cutlass Supreme. Look at that baby shine, would you Bob? You know Bob, now I am in pursuit....lol. Terry, I hear you. That is right Bob...hot pursuit of the ladies. Lets take this bad boy out tonight on the strip. Lets get us some fine women tonight. You don't have to ask me twice Terry...I already have my seat belt on.
Terry and Bob take the new Cutlass down town that night. Wouldn't you know it. To make Terry even happier, he found Linda. Terry and Linda were the real deal. He was happy, she was happy. For three years, they were both elated with each other.
Then, Jim came along. Jim caught Linda's fancy and that was that. Terry was all alone and unhappy. If things could not get worse in his life, that three year old Cutlass...well...it was no longer road worthy. Terry was feeling as low as he could possibly get.
A couple weeks went by. Terry refused to talk to anyone. He became sort of reclusive....kept to himself. People around him knew he had become depressed.
The day came. Terry went to the beach. Sitting there without a single thought in his head, feeling the light cool breeze on his skin, smelling the clean ocean air, hearing the gentle waves hit the beach, seeing the beauty around him, and tasting the paradise. around him.....he realized, he was wearing a smile on his face.
The pursuit of happiness is somewhat mis-leading. We do not need to pursue anything when we already have it within. Yes...the same things that comfort us will also cause us dis-comfort. But what is in all of us, will never change.
(A story based off of Eckhart Tolle's teachings)
There is this guy. A guy I know rather well. All of his life he has been the wild type....you know, the "bad boy."
I knew this guy all my life. He had been in countless accidents and smashed countless cars. Most had been just with his reckless driving and far exceeding the speed limit. I remember one of those nights. "Don't worry, I am always in control," he would tell me. But, I knew this was not true. If he was always in control, how come he was involved in so many accidents? Well, this night, I had no choice but to ride with him. Wouldn't you know it, he had to show off. Yes, we ended up hitting a tree. Thank God, we were only doing about 25 miles an hour when he tried to make that 90 degree corner. Hey...."that was not my fault"....seemed to be his favorite words.
One time, he never told me what happen to the young child riding in the passenger seat on the lad's way to school. He was doing in excess of 100 miles and hour and broadsided the young boy's car. Representing himself in court, he was able to get himself out of any wrong-doing. Hey, "it was not my fault."
Now that he is a father, of three children, with the oldest being in the military. "Hey dad," the eldest son would say. I need $500. I was riding in a buddy's car. I opened the door and it was accidentally dented. "Dad, it was not my fault." Only two weeks later, father gets another phone call. "Dad, I wrecked my bike." A brand new motorcycle the son had for less than a month. "A guy swerved in front of me....it was not my fault."
I will not say if this story is true or fiction. But, it might be something to ponder on.
In my opinion, when a woman “proclaims” she is an independent woman, red flags go off within me. I don’t know. Maybe this is coming from the ignorant part of me. ? Therefore, I am just curious as to what it means to be an independent woman.
When a person proclaims to be somebody or something, in essence, they are making it part of their identity. For example, I imagine a woman who proclaims she is independent as not “needing” anyone to live.
Here is why the red flags go off when I hear that a women describes herself as independent. I am a man looking for a long-term relationship. I would like to be with a woman who needs me as much as I need her. Afterall, we are in a relationship. I think interdependent relationships are healthy; whereas, co-dependent relationships are not so healthy. In either case, there is some level of dependency within the relationship. Does a proclaimed independent woman see it like that? I do not know.
Take for example, if there was an argument in our relationship. Arguments happen in all relationships. Is an independent woman going to look at the situation and say, I do not need this cr*P…I am out of here? I do not know. What about if children are brought into the relationship? Is the independent woman going to think one day I do not need my husband anymore and just leave, therefore removing the father from the children’s typical family life? Most of the times, here in the States, women get custody of the children.
I do not know exactly what a proclaimed independent woman means. Are you moderately independent or are you extremely independent? I have nothing against any people and am all for equality for everyone. Does equality and independence mean the same thing to a proclaimed independent woman?
Maybe I am missing something because I believe in treating people equally; or, maybe I am just ignorant. In either case, I look forward to hearing what others think about this. ?
I will be on and off the computer and may not be able to respond to all responses right away but I promise I will respond to everyone.
I am sure there are men who claim they are independent also and I would say the same thing about them. However, I have not read too many men's profiles so....I don't know. :)
If you had the opportunity to get to have a private chat with somebody here on CS, who would it be? For example, through a one-on-one email.
All you need to do is simply put the first two letters of the CS user's name.
Have fun all...let us all make a love connection on CS.
This is meant to be a fun food for thought blog. I am not going to get into any specifics.
I have heard instances where, for example in war, where somebody or something had to be let go for the benefit of many.
What about how we are living today? There is a very small percentage that possess a very large portion.
I wonder how the masses would fair if we had a large global depression?
As mentioned.....fun food for thought. :)
I will try to respond to post as soon as I can...have been extremely busy lately. This thought popped into my head, and I felt I had to share it.
Thanks all for any responses.
I was just listening to the news and they reported that a 27 year old woman is auctioning off her virginity. It is also reported she is a med student.
Is this going to be the wave of the future? Do women know that men are so infatuated with them, they can and will strategically use their bodies to make their fortunes?
Clearly, in this case, money does talk with this woman.
I am also wondering, could a man do what this woman is doing? No...I have no plans of auctioning off my myself...lol. I think I would have to file for bankruptcy after the auction was done. lol
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