Mind AWOL

We all, I think, I hope, have that moment of walking into a room, then wondering what we went there for. Or stopping halfway up the stairs and thinking ????

When I was preggers I took that a lot further, I was definitely scatty - once I found my car keys (after a long search) in the fridge.

Today I opened the draining cupboard over the sink to get a mug for coffee, and there among the glasses and cups, looking a bit embarrassed, was the jar of Bisto gravy granules.

I'm racking my brain to remember when I could have got pregnant. sigh
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I've seen racking and wracking. Definitely racking. Goes back to the rack, that delightful torture device where your arms and legs were tied to the rack, then stretched until they popped out of their sockets. OUCH.

Here endeth the lesson. professor
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing oh no surely I'm not preggersdoh
Red, you too? We shall have to form an expectant mothers group laugh
I came into the Blogs the other day looking for some fun and it seemed everyone had forgotten where they'd put theirs. The idea of CS members spontaneously becoming pregnant due to a new online dating virus amuses me.
Been doing that for years uh oh so I suspect I have the longest pregnancy in history wow but then who knows how long a male pregnancy should last dunno
TR, I'd basically given up on CS there is so much anger and stubbornness and laying down the law going round, eish.

When I saw the Bisto this huge bubble of slightly hysterical laughter bobbed up and I thought hmm, once, I could have shared this on CS - then I did anyway. Not expecting many comments! laugh
Z, you mean I may not be? yay

Phew. What a relief. hug Although - hmm - you could be preggers, I suppose. As you say, no documented male pregnancies. Have you noticed your moobs are getting any bigger? Are they tender? Are your pants tighter than they were a few years ago? uh oh
Hmmmm, the only tightening I've noticed since I retired is around the wallet professor
In that case Z better hope you are preggers, you will make a FORTUNE selling your story laugh
TR, we'll want the link, hon. On your profile if nowhere else?

I'm told CS was at least this toxic (although not politics) some years back, the famous Blog Wars, so it does change, and change, and change again. Keep popping by, and posting, it's a kind of Resistance and anyway eventually all the haters will find haters to fall in love with and will have no reason to stay

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I just noticed one blog locked by CS staff, so there might be hope yet.
y bank card wallet has been 'mislaid' for several weeks now. I am pretty sure I haven't actually lost it.
So I am fearing where I will find it.
I have already checked the freezer and fridge help
TR, don't you dare stop writing blogs scold

Yours and Biff's are some of the few that I even bother to read, not to mind commenting on.
no idea why i am here. laugh


Biff wave
Hello darlin'

You came to swear everlasting love to me, and you forgot already??

Have some wine. I have some chocolate somewhere devil

wine
who are you? confused


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Como estas, Biff? all set up in the "Spanish " life?
Well I became worried after your blog doh so went to chemist for the test kit grin . I did not realise I had to pee wow on my fingers for brain test. It turned ?? red so guess I'm okay peace
Elgsbiff My has gone awol quite often in my lifetime.rolling on the floor laughing
Mas o menos, y tu?

Getting there, Bogey, getting there. Supposed to be in a meeting sorting out my residency options today but the expert is puking her heart out with a virus so we had to reschedule. Has to be before end January, tick tock.

By the way, can any Spanish speaker reading this tell me whether asi asi is an okay response to como estas? It's so nicely close to so-so but apparently a Brit invention which is laughed at behind our backs ...
Red, red test at night, shepherds delight, red test at morning, shepherds warning ...

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Bear, maybe it is because we have so many IMPORTANT things on our minds laugh
Yes there are many times I have gone to pick something up and then have to go back to remember what I wanted. Also using hand tools doing DIY jobs and put down a tool and can't find it even though I can't remember leaving the area I was working so it should be close to me.
Inthe, I think it is time to start working on some version of Batman's utility belt, where we can clip all the tools we're using onto stretchy loops? because I do that too laugh
I'm finally back into my home and not staying at my parents. I'm all out of balance with free time yet I wonder if I really have this free time or am I forgetting something.

Lately it's just been easy to go with the flow. I find things I've misplaced in the most unusual of places as well even though I try to live by everything has a place so put it in its place.

I enjoy your blogs and hope TR will focus on the few of us that enjoy his blogs.

It's all in the perspective!
Inthe, that is an absolutely beautiful belt love

But I think I need elastic ties, because I am forever putting things down and then hunting for them. If they were dangling at knee level, and could be used without being disconnected from the belt, I would have a chance of keeping things together.

Luckily I only do small jobs, I can see the system (and me) falling down if angle grinders and kango hammers were involved. On the bright side, they're quite easy to spot when left in the wrong place ...
Fay, you don't blog enough, glad you are home now and will have the time. I actually thought of you today, local supermarket was selling shoulder bags for carrying dogs and yours would have fitted a treat. My current dog isn't an option but maybe next time laugh
Awww I'm honored Biff that you thought of me. I'm so lucky to have such a resiliant tiny fur ball. The little dog was in my purse when I got the call that Mom was being sent to hospital by ambulance. Her sitting so quiet in my purse at the hospital for six hours was resiliance at its finest. Not one doctor or nurse asked me to leave. My state has finally become dog friendly.

I've become very dependent on electronics for memory. I tell my phone or the computer to remind me of everything I need to remember. I use the timer function more than anything.

Oh my gosh, what a trip it is to watch what the memory is doing from Alzheimers. Sheesh!
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