We're having a party ! - Impeachment Day
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Republicans will NOT be holding a press conference tonight.
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Andrew Johnson Horrified That History Books Will Mention Him in Same Sentence as Trump
By Andy Borowitz
8:36 P.M.
THE AFTERLIFE (The Borowitz Report)—In a rare public statement from beyond the grave, Andrew Johnson, the seventeenth President of the United States, said that he was “horrified” that history books will now mention him in the same sentence as Donald J. Trump.
Making his first utterance since he died, in 1875, the spectral Johnson said, “As someone who has actually experienced death, I can safely say that being mentioned in the same breath as Trump is a fate worse than that.”
“I could deal with history remembering me as the first U.S. President to be impeached,” he said. “But knowing that I will now appear in the first line of Trump’s obituary is, to put it mildly, devastating.”
“What have I done to deserve this?” Johnson asked.
Although being linked with Trump for eternity was “something I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy,” Johnson conceded that there was a silver lining to Trump’s Presidency.
“Finally, I’m no longer considered the worst President in history,” he said.
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
First that "greatest and brilliant" pres got impeached.
What next, JimN?
Then, negotiations between the Senate and the House over the conditions/rules of the Senate trial.
Any thing can happen then.
The voters will be the jurors. At the ballot box.
You were one of the many who at one time said it would never happen.
Now you are telling me what will happen ?
This is a trainwreck for Democrats. Bipartisan OPPOSITION. By God. This may well go down as the day The Democrat Party put the nail in their own coffin. All they are now is a mixture of rage-obsessed far left socialists and dying members of the establishment who support police-state tyrannical tactics. The Democrat Party is going down in flames.