The Silver Lining
Well, here it is, the third day in a row (of a predicted 7), that it is raining.
But, I am not one to complain, nor moan about it.
I much prefer to see opportunity in every challenge.
Indeed, we all know that every passing cloud has a silver lining.
Thus, as the new president & CEO
of JimMint (trademark)I have imagined the techniques (patent pending) necessary to not only find that silver lining in each passing cloud, but to tap into it, mine it, refine it (99.9% pure BS), mold it, polish it, and sell it to you.
Imagine the envy of your family & friends once you possess this TRULY 100% environmental friendly
very rare metal.For a limited time we offer refined siler lining in special edition minted coins emblazoned with the face & body of YOUR favorite movie stars upon request.
You can add them to your prized coin collection, display them in your office (suitable fo framing) or perhaps SOME of you will even take them to bed with you,
if you like. Either way, you will likely sleep very comfortably
knowing that almost 0.002 % of the profits will go to help the UNDERPRIVELEDGED barflys in the immediate NJ area. 
Former sexphone operators; Alexi
Bambi 
and Christopher
are standing by awaiting your order.You'll likely want to put your big hard order in again & again.
We accept Visa, green cards, American Excess, used Megan Fox panties and gold doubloons.
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Comments (8)
Oh by the way I want my silver lining to have endless videos of Brad Pitt and Mat Damon..
I take U order.
Now, U wan won Deamon name Matt
&
won Brad guy hoo is da pits.
Is dis collect ?
shhh! (read between lines)
its an ill omen hon.
take care