Americans Only !!!

Ok no it's not.

This is just for fun........dancing

But feel free to add comments about which state you would like to visit / not visit.

Missouri should probably read - moonshine and Meth.


Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet.

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan: First Line Of Defense Against The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies,& Very Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Whores and Poker -- WOO-EEE!!!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%## Motto? I Got Yer ##$%## Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right to An Attorney...

North Carolina: Tobacco IS A Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Yep, syrup!

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men...and the sheep are scared!




Hope you enjoy.

z wave

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Comments (28)

oh my goodness......I can't respond to this without typing out my own blog for cryin outloud lol.....I'd need a page or two worth rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ..................hi Z!wave
Hi red - is this true. Did you not say it was the most boring state in the US?


teddybear
ermmm confused dunno s'pose it will have to be Idaho then, I love spuds, but really prefer Irish spuds & then at the same time I would feel at home in New Mexico, we have lizards as pets here, they're named Russell 'cos they rustle in the plants!
Luuurve Whitney Houstons' voice.
Az isn't all dry heat and it isn't all desert.Like where I live it's forest land and in the summer we might hit 90.So there rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing.
shez - think you should be alaska

hug cool of that ex-pat Spanish temparamant confused
It's dry heat, desert & over 100f where I live crying except in the winter when it's dry heat, desert & 75f'ish...now, that's cooold!!
Red - a real live American livin documentary.

So what statements are wrong? Noticed you have avoided Missouri!

z wave
Shez,Where I live we get all four season's and in the winter time it's snow and it's cold sometime's it's below 0 here.
sheeeeeeeeeeeeez - cold, wet,come back to the UK.

What has 28 days of rain - Scottish summertime.

What has 300 days of rain - wet,damp, rusty, bloody Scotland laugh
myhome wave

You live in the most beautiful state in the world - your country is not bad ither !!!!!

Give me an email/

z wave
Hey Zan,How are you doing?I'm sorry I haven't e-mail you but I will.I have been hiding out.wave
lol...got quiet, seems you found the book rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
I have lived in 10 out of the states,you cant really talk about another country unless you have been...Have you Visited the states?It is made up of people from all over the world and full of culture and diversity...so for you to talk about us like we are all UN-educated idiots is very rude...
I don't think it was being rude at all. But eh, that's just me dunno
I've always been fond of New Hampshire. heart wings

I've always wondered what it has in common with (old) Hampshire. laugh
just - I believe Z picked up this list somewhere on the web... I doubt he wrote it all himself. I don't know where he's visited.

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Iowa - Drove through it ... lots of rolling hills ... green grass ... that's what I remember seeing from the highway.

I also know about the bike ride/race across the state that's done each year (Do they still do this?) ... Thought about doing it ... sounds like a lot of fun. dancing
applause

New Jersey's actual motto;

Welcome to New Jersey, now get the hell out,
before you sleep with the fishes. laugh
Red - I loved reading that hug

Just friends........It was just for funhandshake

Nite folks

z yawn
Oh yes good old Michigan,i have been all around 48 states in my lifetime.Never been to Hawaii or Alaska
I like to share some video on Michigan









Glad ya liked it Z thumbs up wave
Well said, diamondwine wave
He Crystal, some sanity in the mixbanana
No, Z didn't write all the points above, he got it somewhere else which I believe his intention was only for fun wine

Z, haven't been to the USA, personally I think if I could I may visit Missouri for the reason that I am sure you know cheers
Lachi-Red

Why are you all fixated on Missouri?Oregon, California,New York all wonderful states.Oh lets not forget Hawaii the most beautiful of all....
or it could have been Iowa grin

just, what can I say more? Should I tell him to move? dunno
Sorry you make no sense??????????
There's someone I think I have big interest to meet in person and he lives there...Missouri. I hope it does make sense now bouquet
Lachi

Hope he makes you very happy........
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