Major cause of marriage breakdown revealed ...
A report this week has highlighted what has to be the most significant cause of relationship breakdown yet discovered, the report by The Grumpy Shed Owners Assoc. states that the lack of a garden shed is driving both men & women to drink, drug abuse, extramarital affairs & in some extreme cases to murder, all for the lack of a modest garden shed, available in all shapes, sizes & styles there is one to suit every budget, a haven away from the hustle & bustle of everyday life, a place to relax & let the world slip by, storage for that collection of old Playboy\Playgirl mags, space for that hobby you've always talked of taking up but never quite got round to, so what are you waiting for, remember the slogan of the Grumpy Shed Owners Assoc. " If you want to get ahead, get a shed"Don't forget to sign up for the associations weekly newsletter, which this week features on page 3 " Readers Sheds"
Comments (60)
You think one could arrange for separate sheds for spouses; with customized toilets seats.
i would nearly have to dispute the findings my friend.
As a man who has a "shed" Hanging over the "tool box" hasnt kept me in any serious relationship....
In fact i think it may have brought to a premature end to some of my relationships.
and then as well.....
Love it! Good blog thanks for the advice.
what is the difference of RATE and average numbers ???
Shed...ooops...
What's that smell?...creosote?...
So shed...
And if I'm alone I need a shed?