Been offered a boat ....
A boat has come onto the market & I reckon it's a bargain, £350,000, sounds a lot but I have a cunning plan
Ever since I developed inward-growing hair (where hair instead of growing outward on your head grows inwardly & finally in the later stages of the illness starts coming out of your ears, nose or anywhere but on your head) I've had an idea in the back of my mind, why not sell up & travel around the world to visit all my CS friends,
Being afflicted with inward growing hair may be a problem but could also be the solution
I got my abacus out of the cupboard & did some calculations, with hair cuts at say £20 a time I can save over £100 a year there, then there's shampoo & other related grooming products so around £200 in total, just £349,800 left to find 
It's a disaster, just found out the boat is only available to rent, at £350,000 per week 
I won't get round the world in a week, any ideas 
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Shame, flying out to the wrong country on Saturday.
Yeah Abagail,
If you introduce me to some hot Australian guys, I'll show you all the hotspots in Kilkenny.
K... Gosh, I am kinda shy, but my problem is I look past most men because I quite literally work with hundreds of them. I know the guys I work with would be falling all over you ( and then, you need Z's shark repellent)
I promise no spex & I will be
undercoverarriving in darknessI'm sure you'll be hot property here with an Australian accent, watch out, lots of smooth talkers here.
Easily taken care of.
Most cruises nowadays have AUTO PILOT.
Now who's coming aboard.
SA has a storm coming, Non and Raven are relatively quiet, Fotinia and Princess Grace are not on tonight.
I haven't booked any holidays yet.
Mercedes
Classic Steel Brig 1958 Rebuilt 2005
137ft
18 Crew berths
Netherlands €3,900,000
And I don't have an accent. I am lacking an accent. Mike would have an accent, Z... you...but I missed out.