Been offered a boat ....
A boat has come onto the market & I reckon it's a bargain, £350,000, sounds a lot but I have a cunning plan
Ever since I developed inward-growing hair (where hair instead of growing outward on your head grows inwardly & finally in the later stages of the illness starts coming out of your ears, nose or anywhere but on your head) I've had an idea in the back of my mind, why not sell up & travel around the world to visit all my CS friends,
Being afflicted with inward growing hair may be a problem but could also be the solution
I got my abacus out of the cupboard & did some calculations, with hair cuts at say £20 a time I can save over £100 a year there, then there's shampoo & other related grooming products so around £200 in total, just £349,800 left to find 
It's a disaster, just found out the boat is only available to rent, at £350,000 per week 
I won't get round the world in a week, any ideas 
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Does that shark repellent work on men as well? All depending on who's going of course.
I'm not so gone on the idea of a gentlemen's club, does that mean only the man have something young and pretty to look at or will there be something hot for Abagail and me, too?
(Yeah Z, I got you and Simmo are going)
There, where the ocean gives rise to waves
Where winds of wanderings are accustomed to drinking by a rain
Where stars hide for the horizons
I will departure from eternal vanity
From light of the headlights which are sweeping around
Also I will embody cherished dreams
Having left on sand grief - the girlfriend
Then the sky becomes blue
Blinding an azure of pure space
Then I again will become young
I will forget flattery, treachery, insidiousness
I will departure, and a sail wind
Will fill it is slow the breath
And at dawn native heavens
Will wave with clouds at parting.
I will find the friends from the Internet
And night will spill long conversation
And a warm rain, a cool teasing
Will cover my ship with a wet firmament
Now, can you please post both the pic of you in speedo's?
All you need to do is lash 4 wooden pallets together, tar them to make them waterproof, then load your shed onto it as luxury accommodation. Fix a small outboard to it, then for Scooby a kennel at the other end, & a rocking chair for you, to even out the weight....job done!
It would be a great way to wander the oceans & being of a small size you could meander inland waterways too & take advantage of viewing the local wildlife, such as swamp ducks etc.
I'm running pretty short in the patience department atm, sending me out on diplomatic duty wouldn't be a good idea.
Is the route already decided?
Do you want a diplomtic comment when you posted them?
If you seriously want to see me in speedo's
You must be out of your mind
Still, I guess I'm up for a laugh.
Zman,
You have my permission.
I bet your mailbox would lighten up like crazy all day.
I know I wouldn't post one on here, on the plus side, I probably wouldn't get any mail anymore.
Wow, up Z and Simmo!
I probably can't sleep tonight...
Thanks for the laugh.