Bury me with all my money

A man who was terminally ill asked his wife to promise him that she would put all his money in his casket and bury him with it. She tried to reason with him against doing such a thing but he was adamant. So she finally agreed to do so.

Several persons attended the funeral. They saw her place a package in the casket. After that, the lid was placed on the casket which was sealed. It was taken to the cemetery and buried according to the usual funeral rites. Then, all who attended, left the cemetery.

When the wife got home, her best friend, the only one whom she had told of the promise to her husband, asked her what was in the package and if she really buried him with his money.

She replied YES.

The friend was puzzled, asking how could she do such a thing.

She replied :

I wrote him a cheque.
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rolling on the floor laughing Good one.laugh thumbs up
@socrates44.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing clever woman..thumbs up
rolling on the floor laughing I couldn't stop smiling JB.

I didn't expect things from you but love it.

How ate you?
Good one!!!laugh rolling on the floor laughing
dancing I would do the same !rolling on the floor laughing
This is a "preacher's joke". Heard it from Joel Osteen.
Enjoy!!!
Socrates laugh
Thanks for posting this and bringing smiles thumbs up
Hello Soc,

I wasn't expecting to be reading a joke....lol. Good one.

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Hi LJ
Johnny

All credit for this is due to Joel Osteen, as I said.
I simply had to share it with others.
Glad you enjoyed it.
Good one so you cant trust anyone right. handshake wave
soc
Just tells me you can't take it with you when your gone!!wine
Stupid man and clever wife. Good joke!applause
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