She Is So Blond
She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.She thought General Motors was in the army.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius."
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said, "concentrate."
She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
She studied for a blood test.
She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
She sold the car for gas money!
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
PLEASE BE KIND TO ME....I"M HOMELESS!
Comments (95)
The old saying is that Blondes have more fun when it comes to the sack.
However,
If a man were to partake in this fun that blondes enjoy, they may have to risk being with a box of rocks.
Sat them straight girl!....
I would really like to know any comment from the blond about all this jokes.
Thanks Cocheta... Uummm... Do you feel bothered sometime?
Oh, I also remember this brunette girl who went out with me. When she got off the car, she left a big hair dye stain on my car seat's head rest. lol
Coc....blondes are great :)....I have long-term experience with one.
Don't get me wrong, some blondes are brilliant.
See Pepps....that is the line I am talking about.
GJim is blond too! ........
Whose blog asking who is smarter between "men or women" and you guys answer it
See you in another blogs....
The last one and I stop