Elegsabiff

Elegsabiff

Sep 2015

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Kissing frogs

Why, WHY, go looking for more frogs to kiss when you already met someone? Don’t we join singles website to meet someone special, to buy a ticket in the love lottery and hope to hit the jackpot? Okay, not every ticket pays out, not every date rings the bell, and a lot of princes and princesses are depressingly slimy and croaky in the flesh.

But if you’ve met someone and you’re seeing them regularly, it’s looking good, and more to the point, they trust you, STOP FCUKING AROUND.

There ARE people here who are openly in relationships, enjoy the blogs, and are utterly trustworthy. There are others who simply cannot resist temptation, and if you are one of those, remove it altogether. GO. Leave CS, leave singles websites altogether, tell the truth when others flirt with you, give your relationship a proper chance.

I do, we all do, wish you all the best luck in the world if you do

Oi. This is not about me!!!! I am single heart-free and very available

And yes

have a tendency to interfere and give advice. But no other major faults. Cross my heart

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Sep 22, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Yup, I've had some odd invitations too. I never asked the marriage question and somehow don't think I would get the same answer! but I've said before now I would love to visit somewhere, but can't afford it (the polite way out) and been offered the ticket - do people not read the warnings plastered EVERYWHERE???

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Sep 22, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

haha Molly your profile is very specific about how available you aren't!

Here's your WYSIWYG badge. Now, let me tell you about the initiation ceremony ...

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Sep 22, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

The guys all went VERY quiet. Although perhaps they are kneedeep in messages and haven't time to get back to comment.

We do love you, guys.

Crazyheart38●Amman, Jordan

Sep 22, 2015●191 Blogs●5,807 Comments

Legs,

I think Pedal, Clock and the rest of the guys are watching us like hawks...they'll pounce at the very first opportunity

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Sep 22, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Oh, that poor pig.

I did love the radio news on the subject. Very, very cautious so that anyone who HADN't heard the accusation of the prime minister being accused of bizarre initiation ceremonies wouldn't know what they were.

Oink.

No, our initiation is just driving at least 3 hardened cynical single men into a frenzy of delight without ever committing yourself to a single word your dear old gran couldn't read

Crazyheart38●Amman, Jordan

Sep 22, 2015●191 Blogs●5,807 Comments

Molly,

what mud are you talking about?

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Sep 22, 2015●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Eleg...that is what I do every night

Give us something harder

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Sep 22, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Clock is probably in shock ...

Crazyheart38●Amman, Jordan

Sep 22, 2015●191 Blogs●5,807 Comments

Hard...Harder?...

Molly, are we on the same page here?

viking67●north of nowhere, Nordland Norway

Sep 22, 2015●1,620 Comments

I`m still here...

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Sep 22, 2015●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Crazy, as we can only use granny-friendly language, and presumably no innuendo or double entendres, hard means difficult

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Sep 22, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Molly, I know your work. That's why you already got the badge.

But I get to pick the guys, and we are talking the toughest, most cynical guys who walk the corridors of CS. I'll send you names by secret courier.

Trust me, that'll knock the smirk off your face.

Crazyheart38●Amman, Jordan

Sep 22, 2015●191 Blogs●5,807 Comments

Hi Viking,

I'm glad you have the courage to be here....

Crazyheart38●Amman, Jordan

Sep 22, 2015●191 Blogs●5,807 Comments

Geez, Molly...the word HARD made me think of my man right away

I was about to wish for something harder

viking67●north of nowhere, Nordland Norway

Sep 22, 2015●1,620 Comments

-probably stupid to show up in this company...

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Sep 22, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

You can slip in a double-entendre or two. Your granny anything like mine, they'll enjoy that. It's the swearies and cheap tricks that you have to avoid.

Viking - you're a sticker, I'll give you that

Good lad.

Crazyheart38●Amman, Jordan

Sep 22, 2015●191 Blogs●5,807 Comments

Viking,

That's not stupid....

You're "manning' up

and we adore you for that, we're not that HARD please

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Sep 22, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Yikes, time's up. Gotta go, but I had a really fun evening. So I lost a friend. What you gonna do?

It IS good advice.

Crazyheart38●Amman, Jordan

Sep 22, 2015●191 Blogs●5,807 Comments

Goodnight, Legs!

about to finish work here...thanks for the fun

viking67●north of nowhere, Nordland Norway

Sep 22, 2015●1,620 Comments

Crazy, I could eat you....

( saying this just to kick the madam biff goodnight!)

Crazyheart38●Amman, Jordan

Sep 22, 2015●191 Blogs●5,807 Comments

Viking,

Just about to finish work here...but I'll be back, see you later alligator

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Sep 22, 2015●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Aw, and the fun was just starting

pedalguy59●Burlington, Ontario Canada

Sep 22, 2015●2,000 Comments

Is this it?

pedalguy59●Burlington, Ontario Canada

Sep 22, 2015●2,000 Comments

Playing World of tanks what else?

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Sep 22, 2015●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Maybe Chapter 2 tomorrow

pedalguy59●Burlington, Ontario Canada

Sep 22, 2015●2,000 Comments

Nite Molly.

Minerva88●Beach Paradise, Murcia Spain

Sep 22, 2015●1,796 Comments

Now look Father Pedal is back. He was busy listening to all those confessions .

Johnny_Sparton●Williamston, Michigan USA

Sep 22, 2015●372 Blogs●7,936 Comments

So CH...you are telling me that all my wedding plans I made for us on April 1st 2016 were for nothing?

usha123●Colombo, Western Sri Lanka

Sep 22, 2015●41 Blogs●2,277 Comments

Hi El,

Hmmm... I think I am happier blogging than handling a relationship. So, I am going to keep kissing all the frogs in blogs.

So pardon me if my lips are plumped.

And if you can't get enough frogs.

Just kidding with you El.

TheClockIsTickin●Punch You In The, Kansai Japan

Sep 23, 2015●8 Comments

@ Elegsabiff, Crazyheart38, Dreamcatcher99

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Solamente●Adeje, Tenerife, Canary Islands Spain

Sep 23, 2015●87 Blogs●1,201 Comments

"Why, WHY, go looking for more frogs to kiss when you already met someone"

Perhaps some of us love the slimy taste of a frogs kiss!

Crazyheart38●Amman, Jordan

Sep 23, 2015●191 Blogs●5,807 Comments

Johnny,

I thought it's going to be on Dec 10, 2015?

You probably proposed to another one ?

LonelyfromAfrica●Darlaston, Western Cape South Africa

Sep 23, 2015●37 Blogs●302 Comments

Johnny and Crazy...

... you really need to get your date sorted... I have to book my plane ticket...

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Sep 23, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Hmm, so I can't delete comments after the first page? Oh well. It was a fun blog otherwise

pedalguy59●Burlington, Ontario Canada

Sep 23, 2015●2,000 Comments

It's Toads Elegs that carry the toxins. Ask a Dog.

luckyman1970●jacksonville, Florida USA

Sep 23, 2015●232 Comments

Why are you deleting people's comments? Control issues?

luckyman1970●jacksonville, Florida USA

Sep 23, 2015●232 Comments

You write a gossip blog about someone, then you admit to the same behavior you criticize someone else for, and then to top it off you delete people you don't like. Wow. Can you tolerate your self?

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by Elegsabiff

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