Boring... Boring... Boring...

Geeeeezzzzzzzzzz... (a lot of snoring at the end of Geeez).. Why? Because all of you bloggers haven't posted a decent blog in ages.

If you cant think of anything interesting to post then.... DONT post. All this crap like "Yesterday I was thinking", or "This happened to me today", is boring the socks off me.
Of course, now its even worse, I have to put up with every man and his dog posting about what they are doing for Christmas.....sigh Give me a break!

Come on you guys, this is a dating site, hasnt anybody got any juicy scandalous stories to tell or at the very least some hot gossip?
Come on... tell uncle Solamente about how some guy has treated you badly (for the girls), or how some girl has stamped on your heart (for the guys).

I realize there is no point in asking for any blogs about sex as none of are going to be getting any this Christmas!rolling on the floor laughing
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HAPPY XMAS SOLAlips
Oh dream catcher Santadancingsanta cometh he will mend what is brokenpeace
Ooohhhhhh....Redex, once broken, not 'mend-able' anymore blues

Things happened for a reason, as cliche as it sounds.

I'll take it as one more elimination towards THE one? dunno
So sorry dear lady hug time you know timeteddybear
Sol. The last time I checked, we r not here to create blogs per ur specifications or forced to entertain u.

Why r u so boring lately ?
Thanks Redex hug teddybear


Yup, time heals everything......I think so uh oh
Snooks...

"The last time I checked, we r not here to create blogs per ur specifications or forced to entertain u"

Well you could at least try!grin
DC...

Is your romance over?

Did you get dumped or did you do the dumping?
Red...

Thank you for the happy Christmas... (nice gesture .. but boring!)grin
Sol. So u r the all mighty king and we all ur subjects.

What happened to u ? Love break-up ?
uh oh ooh I don't know, I've found some interesting blogs whilst waiting for a parcel to arrive, don't panic it's not an xmas parcel rolling on the floor laughing imo it's a case "shopping around" rather than becoming monoblogabic professor laugh rolling on the floor laughing beer
Snooks...

"So u r the all mighty king and we all ur subjects."

I like that idea! grin
Z...

A perfect example of what I have been saying.. It is more interesting waiting for a parcel to arrive.
Well getting a parcel delivery in Spain is always a combination of drama & suspense, with a bit of science fiction thrown in if you listen to their excuses for non delivery doh laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
Sol. If u get any drier, u will become a "bokkom" or "biltong"
Snook...

Well at least I'll be tasty!grin
Sol. Only to those that have developed a taste for it. I can just see the others chewing on it for months, and then spitting it out, and complaining.

At least u have lived here and developed a taste for it.

Happy Christmas

and

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Don't get too drunk !!!
Yup, very much over by the looks of it, Sol sigh

Well, life goes on...gotta go joy cartwheel gotta go joy cartwheel gotta go

Oh btw, as usual, I do the dumping wink drinking
Well at least I'll be tasty!



blushing

So, what's new? hmmmm.....well, the believers are battling the non-believers....a totally one-sided battle as the non-believers are too busy spreading holiday cheer and love. cheers heart beating Some of us have been dancing with the moon god or whatever he calls himself. Very impressive fellow. Yes, indeed.... wink Oh! Did I mention that I arrive in Tenerife on Dec 26? Looking forward to seeing you!! rolling on the floor laughing
Look at the marital status blog if you want interest lok
Lucy....
"Oh! Did I mention that I arrive in Tenerife on Dec 26?"

Hmmmmm... No you didnt mention it... (you're just joking right?)

"Looking forward to seeing you!!"

Eeeeek! (Panic)... Better get my hair done, paint my nails, have my eyebrows plucked and rummage through the wardrobe to dust off the cobwebs on my Sunday best!rolling on the floor laughing
Sol, please don't paint your nails...I don't paint mine. laugh
Lucy......

Phew!... So you were joking about arriving on the 26th (Wallet breathes sigh of relief)
What? Me joke? scold

No need to worry about your wallet, Sol. I flaunt my independence. laugh
Lucy..

"What? Me joke?"

Yup! all the time.... Still dont believe you.liar
oh my, elegs... What's his name? He certainly has some nice presents. blushing
Elegs...

I thought we agreed you wouldnt show my face in any photos of me you posted! laugh
Are you blind, sol? She only used your body. laugh
Oops. Forgot. blushing

But you do know with that hat on you were unrecognizable, right? Until you put your foot in it foot in mouth

Numpty. doh
Well, Lucy, now you know his name. And I promise to leave some gas in the tank for your arrival on 26th rolling on the floor laughing
laugh Hopefully, your visit won't cause anything to stall during my stay. wink
Lucy, I leave them tuned to perfection. Just get your motor running, head out on the highway, and think of his happy face at that airport.

I only hope you aren't snowed in and can't fly wow
Eleg I want to know what's in that packet between his legs? Are all the parcels for you?
That is a great gift.
Ish, I will find out on Christmas morning. When I get round to opening parcels. roll eyes

rolling on the floor laughing
Elegs...

Under the tree... eek! all those horrible pine needles, how painful to bear for my lovely present.
Teasing apart, Sola, wishing you a very happy Christmas and don't be such a stranger. scold


(Put cotton wool under the tree. It helps wink)
Yesterday I was thinking this happened to me today, I went to the shop and bought a loaf of bread. Then I went home again.
So, elegs, we'll be like two ships passing in the night.laugh
I wonder do I need to bring my pj's. confused
Am so looking forward to café au lait au lit. blushing
We'll have to find out what the standard operating procedure is, whether he likes his women on chatty terms or turns green at the thought devil but I think we should send him off for an hour or two and have a good blether during the changeover rolling on the floor laughing
laugh Now that is an excellent plan! Gosh, I hope he remembers to change the sheets for my stay. blushing laugh
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