Losing it

What order would you put the list in, from worst to what-the-hey, these things happen -


A Losing your car in the parking lot (doh!)
B Losing your passport on holiday (you NUMPTY)
C Losing your place in a long queue because you forgot something (blast it)
D Losing concentration during a boring repetitive job (senility alert?)
E Losing weight without trying (slightly worrying)
F Losing your temper without real cause (eg road rage)

I’ve done them all except option B (so far) but last night I was doing something boring, repetitive, but important to me (setting URLs into one of my ebooks) and suddenly option D has become the most terrifying thing in the world. Until then I’d have put B at the top.

I may be over-reacting, that's why I'm asking. Perhaps everything, at the time it happens, suddenly becomes the most terrifying ...
help
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Excellent! Map, think up what you want.

Unless you really want to walk an aging belligerent dog you can bend to your will (I do read other blogs grin)

Otherwise I'll be back to grant your wish (if in my power) shortly.
My excuse for leaving the conversation during my budding romance was that I fell asleep. laugh
Not a good omen of things to come should said romance develop uh oh

My excuse, and I think it's a valid one, is that I took the dogs walking on the beach this morning, and the combination of the walk, sun, sea air, and a big meal afterwards just did me in!laugh
Map, you have a pet grouse? wow or Famous Grouse whisky? laugh
Well phew Molly I thought you had taken the huff because I tried to steer the blog back on topic.

(She may not lose her temper, I thought, but golly she takes the huff awfy easy)

Considering poor Pat is packing up his whole life to move to Cork on the off chance, I hope you can stay awake during that first important meeting. scold

rolling on the floor laughing
Nah, I don't huff either. laugh

I was mid-sentence writing so ethics, and the next thing I knee I was waking upwow

I blame the sea air.

I promise to stay awake for at least the first full hour if Pat moves himself and all his belonging here.
(I feel my siesta time is very safe)

What's the topic again? tongue
losing it.

Consciousness in your case rolling on the floor laughing
Im not sure if I am in the right place, Im suffering from shortskirtitis and seemed to have the the way to my bed chamber, Could I have a look at the menu and perhaps have a coffee while waiting? wait...am I sleep blogging?
Shortskirtitis sounds like a horrible problem to have when one is trying to sleep.

Remove yourself from the source of the problem and it may dissipate, leaving you able to sleep like an innocent babe.
Reading my own drivel I have lost the plot, I now understand what happened and will now return to bedsleep
I lost the plot ages ago, you dont hear me complaining. Hang on, I do nothing but complain. But thats not the point.
What is the point ?
Heavens above Molly, dont go all emo on me now...
Apologies, I was feeling a little existential there.

I'm over it again.
Biff, eating popcorn on your own thread is forbidden scold


Especially when you don't share mumbling
Did SO share. Well, I would if you could get into this box you could help yourself.

You KNOW that.

Do, please, join me in a glass of wine? wine

This is yours wine

I brought beer for Pat because he's from down under beer

Popcorn? popcorn Music? violin












Don't you mind me, I'll be as quiet as a mouse. popcorn
Biff, you should go over to Aragorn's thread. It's funny.
It'll put you to sleep laughing.
I should have sent Map to him to deal with his sleep-related problems also.laugh
I shall do so this very minute. But in passing I got the impression Map was rather enjoying his sleep-deprived flights of fancy laugh

See ya on the other side wave
B, rolling on the floor laughing you've no doubt learned since that painful experience to memorize the parking grid reference - row F #11, whatever.

You want to know something crazy? They don't do that here. wow There is no cross ref, or colour coding. F row, if you're lucky. Ok, only 250 cars to look at in row F but still. The genius of a cross ref has yet to dawn. doh

My favourite shopping centre here, though, called their rows by different names, I always parked in Orange Grove. grin

Okay that reference is lost on everyone who hasn't actually lived in JHB. dunno It was really handy though for those with memories like sieves.

Flying visit, may be back later with coffee. Thanks all for playing wave you know what I'm off doing. sigh
Biff, the trick is to buy a car which is a different colour to the majority of cars. Avoid silver, white, red or black.

Go yellow grin
And that will resolve my hyperlink problem? confused

oh, RIGHT.


Self-centred? Me? rolling on the floor laughing


Wow, my computer is sticking tonight. Maybe everyone's is and that's why the blogs are so quiet uh oh
I restarted mine a short while ago, and it's working fine now.
I was busy all night, so I'm only on again now.
That should kick-start activity rolling on the floor laughing

I just depressed myself on the forums. sigh

At least Monday is over and a whole week before I need to face it again professor


teddybear
I saw.

But I would have seen it differently.

If one appears from across the world on a tiny site like this, then there is a good chance that there are more, closer.
Well as at 19 August I completed the whole list. And B isn't terrifying but it is a SERIOUS pain in the butt.

I'm glad there weren't any others I hadn't done to get the gods laughing hysterically as they lined the experience up.


sigh
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