You Don’t Understand Us

Yes, I know that we have given up trying to understand women a long time ago but that does not mean that you have to give up just as easily. We are more predictable than women and it is not that hard to understand us. professor

We are fragile creatures; not nearly as robust as women and therefore we need constant attention and reassurances, otherwise we sulk. Whereas women compare well with stoves that can be moved and shoved around at will, we are more like computers; we need to be handled with extreme care or our hard drives will crash. With this being said, remember that we don’t come with any sort of a factory guarantee. sigh

We are not good at multi-tasking; don’t tell us to fix the leaking tap while there is another job (like mowing the lawn) in progress or still pending. Our job queues can only accommodate one request at a time. And never repeat a request; that may be perceived as nagging and we will probably hang or go into a flat spin. For the best results, phrase your requests in such a way that we may think it was our own idea in the first place. idea

We are not good liars and are caught out every time; accept that we are not nearly as fluent in this department as you are. At least pretend to believe us some of the time. We need that confidence to develop this skill to an acceptable level. mumbling

We need plenty of sex; not just any sex – quality sex. We are insecure and we need to know that you needed it as much as we did. If you have to fake, do it with enthusiasm; we don’t want to feel as if you did it to do us a favor. You don’t want to know what social disorders can spawn from insecurity in our sex lives. It is not that we want it, we need it. Besides, you need to get on-line with a brain at regular intervals as well. devil

We are extremely sensitive; don’t yell at us. If you really need to send us to hell, do it in such a way that we can actually look forward to going there. We need to feel important and you should consciously work on it to maintain us in that frame of mind or we may stagnate. stuck

We are not good with dates; minor details like birthdays and anniversaries can very easily pass without us noticing it. It will be prudent to work important dates into the conversation regularly, starting a week or two before the big date so we can have enough time to think about a suitable gift. Some unsubtle hints will be helpful as we're not very good at that either. doh

There are many other things that are also important but I don’t want to go there now as you may think that we are full of shìt. Nevertheless, you will be surprised with how much you can achieve by getting these few things right. Just a little understanding is all you need to get the best out of us. It’s not that difficult, is it? grin
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You don’t have to pay me for this valuable advice. I render it as a free service in order to promote a better understanding between males and females. grin

Have a wonderful day!! wave

Comments (48)

Hi Daniela
I'm glad you found it funny; most people took it very serious. the blog did not go the way I intended at all.laugh
Hello Cat,

A lot of truth in what you write here, and nice to toss a little free education out there for women. laugh
....even if they truly believe it or not. grin

that's the part that hurts. they know these things and still they won't compensate. I mean if you know your little brother cannot walk fast, you carry him, don't you?laugh
rolling on the floor laughing Cat.
I will get out the zimmer frame for ye roll eyes
After all, we accomodate their weaknesses. Look how well we handle their PMS. We don't yell back, do we?dunno
Hi Molly,
Back with us? You were saying...grin
I'll take the 4 wheel job. then I just need somebody to push me around. Should really get a wheelchair but this looks better.doh

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