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...No longer providing distracting questioning, passes and cover by the MSM whenever meeting Joe...."Are their stools brown and well formed?" "What is their favorite food?" Do they hump the fake doctor?
But Why? Why abruptly send them off to Delaware?
Did one bite someone? An SS agent? Something sneaky in the hopper? Cancelled or pre-taped SOU speech this Thursday.?
Amendment 25? Then Commie Harris. Record setter---race-wise and as to impeachment for the same?
Just sayin'.
We'll know when we no longer see Joe. But as with the call to Israel, Harris (ersatz Obama) will start to cover. And quickly throw Joe under the bus. Heard it here first.

I asked. She chose chocolate covered doughnuts. Entenmann's had a buy one get one sale!

....President Trump's (longer than need be) speech hits one over the fence, and further tightens the now margin of error polls, such as they are.
And you heard it here first. Speaker plosive, VERY plosive, Pelosi, third in line for Presidential succession in case of big disaster, VERY big, now is calling for no Presidential debates. Just imagine that. We are all shocked, we say, shocked!
But her reasoning is yet richer indeed, and quite in line with the witch hunters' quivers.
You see, our POTUS is so indescribably bad, that in her view, he doesn't rank debates with their impeckerable star candidate.
That gem of a near five decades at the taxpayers' teat, never meeting a payroll, or holding a real job, likely impaired hack,--- would be creepy, sniffy, real racist, bottom of his law school class, repeat grade three, ----uncle Joe.
Who could make any of this stuff up? But can the fat little illiterate Vierk gnomoid runt ever call 'em, folks? If I must say so meself, which I always try to do.
My treetop modesty is matched only by my on target clairvoyance, and genius.

Two weeks ago, I received a subpoena to appear at my daughters. The purpose was for dinner... and to install a chandelier in her dining room.

Dinner was great but the lighting didn't go so well.
Most new houses have cheap white base fixtures. The homeowners need to install something substantial. The fixtures are caulked to the ceiling that needs to be cut away from the drywall. If you don't it will pull off a chunk of ceiling and you have 2 jobs. Install the new fixture and repair/repaint the ceiling. Usually in that order.

The electrician didn't use the normal screws that come with the fixtures, instead they used screws that are self-tapping anchors that are rated to be used on concrete. Moron. The threads in the electric box were stripped so I had to improvise with other screws.

The chandelier had some prism shaped acrylic rods that reflected light around the room. I made the joke that she bought it from Superman as it had a similar look to his ice getaway in the North Pole.

Not a fan of parts that don't fit, it required some finagling to get all the rods and assembly to go together.

This week was another request... install pendent lights over the island.
Installation of the first light went well, but testing the illumination revealed some odd shadows on the countertop and raising/lowering the light didn't help.

Oh... there's a box in the hallway that's 30" x 30" x 30" yeah?
It's a light going over the breakfast table. I'm thinking something that would be launched over Cape Canaveral designed to circle the globe and detect alien spacecraft. I was close. Not my taste in fixtures, but everyone like that one!

Groan, two fixtures in the living/family room and I'm outta there!

The pendent lights are going back to the store tomorrow and I'll be notified when the replacements arrive.

...of which there are several, all tests with documented forms of validity/reliability, sensitivity/specificity, and all in use daily. Most are no longer copyrighted, so any clinician can burn off copies, for use with grandmomsie and grandpopsie dearests. In clinic, with concerned family typically in tow.
In light of the recent balloon floating CALL by the NYT for wiggle room, VERY wiggly, for sniffy, creepy Mr. Joe Biden in upcoming presidential debates, watch for the leftie biased print and broadcast media to begin to weigh in on this topic. Certainly so, given what any one can see, following the likely impaired Ex VP Biden's act.
Passes and softballs, as with Hilary, ---on Vince Forster, Bengazi, cattle futures, college thesis, and so much more, were legion. Many of hers being orange jump suit behaviors. And as with the last (full tilt affirmative action) POTUS. But who really thinks that mere softy pitching, and sequestering of Mr. Biden in his basement, will suffice? Watch assistants, having great concerns, while towing him onto stage each time, with worried hearts, VERY worried. Ditto for impressions of (especially decisive ) swing voters? So the fix is on. Hide him, and hold on the testing.
We saw the dozens of sequentially failed witch hunts to stage repeat coups on our legally, VERY legally, elected president Trump. Among such, unethical (sans examination) waxing diagnostic by alt leftie clinicians, who should know better. Recall hunt number lucky 13. Invoking the 25th amendment to cancel the election on grounds of presidential cognitive compromise. Fortunately, during his physician yearly examination, such testing was done, with our Brilliant and Dazzling President Trump turning in near perfect scores. As he rightly claims. As the Doc told us. Don't take my words for it.
But we now hear reports that in spite of what all can witness, SOMEHOW, such testing was conveniently omitted, during the EX VP's last physician physicals. If any student clinician would fail to recommend such testing after spending 5 minutes with the Ex VP, ---well, they'd be repeating the clinical neurology clerkship experience. Are we beginning to see any patterns to protect, hide and to mislead in all this?
I say YES! ---as do an increasing number of voters. But as with tropes from leftie institutions, such as teachers' and their corrupt unions, many health care workers, other organized labour, the corrupt FBI, almost all of the Demon-crat Party, and so many more, ---well, don't hold your breath.
Anyone can foresee how the Trump Derangement-Hilary Deficit Syndrome ueber lefties here will try to spin these FACTS, but just stay tuned. And, as always, can't make any of this up, folks.

...is past behavior. All clearly saw the dozens of repeated unsuccessful attempts at the coup equivalent, that was the Dem's three year plus witch hunt. Taxes, Stormy Daniels, the Russian nonsense, and so many more such failed efforts. All culminating in the mother of all coup equivalents, the also failed, impeachment. Syndomic behaviors, indeed.
And now--- in the presidential campaign? Well, much else that is failing to stop the Trump behemoth.
Trying to spin riots under Dem mayors/governors, as peaceful demonstrations. As if. Now less frequent, once constant, spurious attacks on management of the panderdemic. Not least the silly H-Chloroquine ligende. Shifting blame (from the Chinese, VERY Chinese, virus) for the temporary economic setbacks, in an otherwise stellar Trump economy, to the Donald himself. How quaint. Initial silence on supporting all lives, not least blue ones, in the racist ruse of BLM. And so much more.
And now? One or two more protofailure attempts to change the directions of the closing, VERY closing, gaps in the polls. The world will come to an end (variously stated) should there be four more years.
But why be specific here? No need to paraphrase, I'll just quote sniffy, creepy, likely impaired, real racist, Joe Biden----------------"You all know the thing".
Can't make any of it up. No digressing.

Citizens of the United States have the privilege to vote in elections and there are a few rules that must be followed. You must be 18 or over, a resident (with some homeless exceptions) and not a convicted felon. You can register to vote online, by mail or in person at a local election office. Birth certificate or ID is required for a voter card to be issued. It usually takes a few weeks to receive your voter registration card in the mail.

When you go to vote, you will be asked to show a photo ID and that information will be cross referenced to confirm you are allowed into a voting booth to cast your vote. One registered voter, one vote.

Mail-in votes have some rules as you must request a ballot prior to an election. Only ONE will be sent out that is imprinted with your identification details. Mail-in ballot requests have a time limit and you will be notified that new requests have to be made for future elections.

From what I have read, the data base used to confirm who is on the eligibility list and who is not, is constantly updated. One thing it does do, is to verify if someone is deceased. So if you scoop up your dead uncle's photo ID and voter registration card, you may have an interview with election security at the polls.

...Bier auf Wein, das laesst man sein. Learned in my drunken student days in Freiburg. OK to drink some wine after starting with beer, but not the other way around.
Urban legend, perhaps. But I found it to be true. Burp Burp.

The top of my list is a granddaughter, 10 years old and more toys and gadgets than any child could need. Mentioning the perplexity of the situation to a lunch friend, some woman (in a group with others) who overheard me said "Get her a gift card. That solves all your problems"

I thought, it's a twist to someone (me) formally known as 'Uncle Cash'

My daughter suggests food and to get her a BurgerFi gift card.
I usually pass one of their restaurants on weekend travels and they have a bonus program for a limited time of a $5 kickback for every $25 in gift card purchases.

One less gift to think about.