Catfoot Blogs

Blog	Order by Most Viewed	Order by Most Commented	Order by Most Liked	Created	Commented	Viewed
Cowboys Don’t Cry Life is not like in the movies. Here in the real world things don’t happen that way. I’m afraid cowboys do cry and heroes do die. Life is not easy;...	1,311	54	0	May 2013	May 2013	Apr 22
A Life Sentence A man was sent to jail for life. He was kept at a facility without a sickbay. Inmates needing medical care were treated at the hospital in a nearby to...	1,426	52	0	May 2013	May 2013	Apr 22
To My Friend De Bergerac Cyrano, my dear friend, Times have changed. Since the revolt my captors had been transformed into more reasonable wardens and we have drafted a new...	2,454	87	0	May 2013	May 2013	Apr 18
Knowing What You Don’t Know To know what you don’t know is a far greater asset than knowing what you’re talking about. True, it will give you a much shorter range of topics to ta...	1,362	64	0	May 2013	May 2013	Apr 22
A Letter To Cyrano de Bergerac. My dear friend, this is day six of my captivity. I live under most appalling conditions and I’m starved to death. Two impostors, posing as my daughter...	1,968	49	0	May 2013	May 2013	Apr 23
A Word Of Thanks Ah, my dear CS friends, thank you for all the well wishes. It is very much appreciated. As for the two or three remarks with the hidden barbs in it, t...	2,306	73	0	May 2013	May 2013	Apr 18
Effective Government In England there are two dominant political parties; the Conservative Party and the Labour Party, each with about 40% of dedicated voter’s support....	1,006	32	0	May 2013	May 2013	Apr 20
Lending A Hand Last week, while mending the fence, my neighbour’s wife came over to chat with me. While talking, her seven year old son joined us, asking if he could...	6,513	110	0	May 2013	May 2013	9 hrs ago

Genetic Engineering. With all the moral issues around genetic engineering, we should rather look at crossbreeding. It may offer plenty of solutions to our problems. [b...	4,986	73	0	May 2013	May 2013	Apr 22
Science Fiction If we asked a farmer 200 years ago what he would want if he could have anything, he would probably have asked for a horse twice as strong that ate hal...	1,698	41	0	May 2013	May 2013	Apr 23
The F-word It seemed to have become the de facto standard in the vocabulary of a lot of people to use the F-word. One cannot walk in a public place with your par...	4,004	102	0	May 2013	May 2013	Apr 23
Smoking In Bed During the last seven years emphysema killed four people I knew well; one of them related. Three were males and one female. Their ages ranged from 53...	2,457	41	0	May 2013	May 2013	Apr 23
Electricity Theft Electricity is a modern innovation that nobody today can do without. As I have discovered repeatedly during the last two weeks. I live...	2,872	67	0	May 2013	May 2013	Apr 23
The Last Tango Suicide is the worse sin you can commit. It leaves you without the opportunity to repent. It also is the worse crime you can commit. You ha...	2,655	87	0	Apr 2013	May 2013	Apr 24
The Creation Of Woman In recent excavations in the holy land, archaeologist had found a scroll that escaped the bonfire after The Council Of Nicya in 325 AD. The scr...	2,485	7	0	Feb 2013	Apr 2013	16 hrs ago
The Truth About 666 To fully understand the origins of the number 666 we must have a look at the old Babylonian religion as practised in the time of Daniel. The Babyl...	1,959	21	0	Mar 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 18
Getting Married. It would appear that less and less people still get married today, opting rather to live together ‘in sin’. That piece of paper that states th...	3,250	95	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 24
Nostalgic Memories. This was my very first blog on CS. It was read by only few people. With the current electricity problems I could not prepare a proper blog. This...	2,597	107	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 22
Pension Day I was in the front garden when Danny came round the corner. He lives next door to me with his more prosperous sister. He was wearing that forty-year o...	1,505	51	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	13 hrs ago
Platonic Friendship My best friend is a woman; a friendship lasting more than 50 years. We played together as children, we went out together when we were young and we are...	1,737	65	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 22
A Hacker’s Attack Will you survive a hacker’s attack? Hackers invade your privacy and abuse your good name. Do not ever consider your email on your email provider’s se...	1,331	58	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 24

The Zodiac And You They say that we are controlled by the stars; we are naturally attracted by people who were born under 'compatible' star signs; and naturally repulsed...	2,963	74	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 23
Creative Blog Writing. Writing reveals your soul; no matter how hard you try to hide it. It comes out between the lines. Your entire personality is exposed for all to see! W...	1,708	21	0	Mar 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 21
Nostradamus Predicted… Say what you want about Nostradamus; the man is here to stay. His book Quatrains, filled with 4 line predictions, was written in 1555 and is still in...	2,547	62	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 24
The Small Things Count. It is true what they say. It is the small things that matter. No matter which way you look at it. Just take a look at the great inventors. The...	2,748	75	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 22
Cattish Expressions Ok, so you bought a cat in a bag, but the cat is out of the bag now. A cat has nine lives, but there are many ways to skin a cat. Shooting cats is not...	4,683	174	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	3 hrs ago
My Kingdom For A Horse! Here is another of those amazing pictures. How many horses do you count? This time I really don’t know how many. I get a different number every time!...	3,656	117	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	9 hrs ago
A Request For Friendship. How do you handle a friend request from a stranger if you are too tied up to handle more friends? It seems so abrupt and rude to decline it by the cli...	3,830	49	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	3 hrs ago
Letting Out Winds. Burping is very much like farting. The main difference between a burp and a fart is the point of exit. Then why is burping more acceptable than fartin...	1,801	62	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	21 hrs ago
Sheer Brilliance! What is it that makes the sum of two persons greater than their individual totals added together? There are many examples of this and Paul Simon & Ar...	1,066	29	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 24
Pets And Problems Ah, I had a problem with the neighbour’s cat yesterday. I was fixing my lawnmower on the driveway and had a saucer of petrol to clean the nuts and bol...	1,397	27	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 24

Peace In Our Time? Why does the USA have so many internal problems? Maybe it is time they revised their foreign policy. Is it really so that everybody wants what the...	1,120	24	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 20
Count Your Blessings Sometimes we stare ourselves so blind into our own problems that we forget that others may have worse problems. I once read that if you could choose b...	2,182	71	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 24
Let’s Face The Facts Look at this amazing picture. How many faces can you see? I can find none! Although I like to sketch with a pen or a pencil, I wish I had the g...	3,097	107	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	9 hrs ago
The All Black Haka Relax!! This is not about rugby – it is about tradition and culture. Don’t go away now if you’re not a rugby fan. Every international team have the...	5,348	49	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	52 mins ago
An African Delicacy! Today I bring you a delicacy of true African cuisine! A mutton dish better than the best rib, roasted on a bed of charcoal. A Baked Sheep Head. Yes...	3,525	109	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	4 hrs ago
Dealing With Stress If you worry, you will die. If you don’t worry, you will still die. Then why all the worries? It only causes stress. In essence you have only one t...	2,068	32	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 20
Permanent, For The Time Being We are but squatters on this planet. None of us own a squared millimetre of real estate on this earth. No matter what the deeds office may say. Your t...	2,305	38	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 24
Try This For Size Ok, let’s separate the men from the boys; and the women from the girls! I can read these like clear text and English is only a second language to me....	4,949	170	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	4 hrs ago
When Somebody You Trust... I’m blue today. Sad! Disappointed! Disgusted! Somebody very close disappointed me. Right down to my soul. I normally have lunch with...	1,455	45	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 20
White Chameleons? We, the white people on this planet, are the chameleons of our species. If you hold a piece of white paper next to one of us, you will find that we ar...	1,307	39	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 20
A New Problem I’m off to hospital shortly for my monthly check up. A clean bill of health today will reduce these checks to once every six months in stead of once...	1,207	30	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	2 hrs ago

Catfoot Blogs (616)