Pets And Problems
Ah, I had a problem with the neighbour’s cat yesterday. I was fixing my lawnmower on the driveway and had a saucer of petrol to clean the nuts and bolts. The kitty came along, drank some of the petrol and took off like a rocket; all around the block.After the seventh lap he collapsed right in front of my gate. No, not dead; he ran out of fuel.
Are you having problems with fleas on your domestic pet? Pour a quarter to a half bottle of brandy over the back of your pet (depending on the size of the pet). Then roll the pet in loose, dry sand. It works like magic!
The fleas will get drunk and disorderly, hurling sand pebbles at each other; killing one another in the process. The few survivors will be badly injured and easily apprehended; that is if they don’t fall off when your pet runs around the house.
Tired of mowing the lawn?
Pour some brandy over your lawn before mowing. The lawn will get half-cut. You only need to mow the other half!
Does it really work? I’m not sure, but it will keep you sober enough to finish the job!
Friendly greetings from Cape Town; the half-way stop to India.
Ps
I'll be away for a few hours, See you guys later.
Comments (27)
If you have no questions, then I have no answers! I have the right to remain silent!
Yes dear, all jokes.
Hmm, you should not use flea poisen on a weak animal. They often die before the fleas.
I fear that due to unacceptable wind conditions and a lack of control instruments, I am unable to supply further detail.
However, General Motors showed some interst in the incident and may start experimenting soon. Watch the Press. Do they (GM) also monitor CS?
Till then.
Yes, all a joke.
Stay loose!
I truly miss the KGB in its heyday. They really kept the CIA in check!. No balance anymore!
Their is alway proalems
With the pets.
No, just kick-started and off he went again.
I'm glad you liked it. I had to hurry it. Had to go out early and did not give it the attention I would normally give a blog.
Lol
I'm very pleased that you enjoyed it. I hope you enjoy the song too.
Magic is not the word; too lame! I wish I could find a more descriptive English word, but I fear there is none explosive enough. An adaptable animals and a versatile liquid. Magic!
Thank you so much. That song and video made my evening. I cannot stop smiling.
brightening my morning too. Dancing and singing before I go to the office.