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Flatulence And Your Personality Research have shown that there is a correlation between your personality and the way you get rid of your excess hot air and psychologists have divided...	1,259	29	1	Aug 2019	Aug 2019	20 hrs ago
Teenage Pregnancies In the old South-Africa the age of consent was 18. Our ANC government scrapped this law because such a law did not sit well with African customs and t...	1,441	37	1	Jul 2019	Jul 2019	May 2
So, What Do You Do? Come on now! You can do better than that. You have met this gorgeous piece of female flesh at some convention, exhibition or whatever. You know nothin...	909	21	1	Jul 2019	Jul 2019	May 2
Apologies People apologize for only two reasons; firstly because they were wrong and are truly sorry or secondly because they are under pressure to do so. I don...	1,749	48	1	Jul 2019	Jul 2019	15 hrs ago
Greed This world is driven by greed. People are greedy creatures and the only way to keep them happy is to give them what they want. Failing that, you get a...	1,689	42	0	Jul 2019	Jul 2019	16 hrs ago
The Same Old Story Looking in this morning filled me with melancholic nostalgia and reminded me of an incident many years ago when my father paid a surprise visit while...	1,464	47	0	Jul 2019	Jul 2019	May 4
It’s Just A Matter Of Time. Time waits for nobody, or so they say. This must make time the most precious resource of all. Once squandered, it is lost forever. It cannot be regene...	1,951	40	0	Dec 2014	May 2019	May 8
Romantic Strolls In The Moonlight Are you one of those who enjoy a romantic stroll on the beach with your sweetheart? Then you better make use of it while you still can. The Moon is ab...	1,316	25	0	Nov 2018	Jan 2019	May 8

Uninvited Holiday Guests I wish some of my neighbors would return from vacation. Not that I miss them; I want to give them a piece of my mind for abandoning their pets while b...	947	22	0	Dec 2018	Dec 2018	May 1
Is This Law And Order? Is The Law not an amazing thing? Originally it was intended to protect the innocent against criminal elements but lately it seems that it i...	1,922	37	0	Dec 2018	Dec 2018	May 6
A New Range Of Vitamins Discovered Researchers attached to Social Behavioral Studies at The University of Cape Town yesterday announced the discovery of a new range of vitamins that pro...	1,172	24	0	Oct 2018	Oct 2018	May 2
This Is Daylight Robbery! My brother-in-law just paid me a visit. It was strange to see him during working hours but he just dropped in to bum one of my old phones....	794	31	0	Oct 2018	Oct 2018	May 3
A Pain In The Back This morning I woke up with a sore back for a second day in a row. At first I thought to replace my mattress but I have a good mattress that I bought...	3,750	53	0	Aug 2018	Aug 2018	May 5
Back From A Long Journey. Ah, it is so good to see all you old geezers again. I’ve been travelling a bit during the last few months and in the process I visited a lot of cities...	3,790	96	1	Aug 2018	Aug 2018	May 7
Who Sleeps With Whom? What we write in our blogs reveals our souls and it exposes us to the bone in the process. What we say and how we say it is the most obvious telltales...	2,860	79	0	Jun 2015	Jul 2018	57 mins ago
When You’re In Love With A Beautiful Woman. The other day I read a blog about the perils of marrying a pretty woman. I’m not going to mention names because I’m not sure if I’m allowed to read hi...	4,677	60	0	Mar 2018	Apr 2018	May 8
A Visit To The Nut House One of the local institutions for the mentally impaired had an ‘open day’ not so long ago. Somebody I know works there and she invited me to pay them...	3,847	49	0	Apr 2018	Apr 2018	May 4
To Love Or Not To Love So many times I heard people saying that they will never love again as it only brings pain but are they not doing themselves short for nothing? There...	4,408	78	2	Mar 2018	Mar 2018	5 hrs ago
Friends & Acquaintances A friend can be anybody who is not an enemy, therefore even an unknown person in another country, whom you have never heard of can be deemed a friend,...	3,915	59	0	Mar 2018	Mar 2018	16 hrs ago
A Minute Of Your Time? Can you give me a minute of your time? Of course not, you cannot save, give away, receive or spend time; it is just a figure of speech. And yet, there...	3,211	39	0	Mar 2018	Mar 2018	20 hrs ago
I Don't Think I was Rude It happened about seven houses from home. The man saw me coming and moved to his garden wall as I returned from my regular morning walk. I cursed at m...	4,414	76	1	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	11 hrs ago

Reflections Of My life I have done a lot of thinking of late. Thinking about what might have been, what could have been, what has been and what has not been. For some things...	4,591	88	0	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	7 hrs ago
Dangerous Words Every now and again I produce a blog that is completely misunderstood because of an innocent word or phrase appearing somewhere in the blog. I’m talki...	3,810	52	1	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	17 hrs ago
You Call It Justice? I find it disturbing that people can call it justice when a human is killed and mutilated by a wild animal and yet when a human kills another human th...	3,730	56	1	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	May 7
This Is What She Wanted Well, as they say, all good things come to an end. And this was a good one. I felt kind of sad when I took her home earlier. She’s leaving today and w...	4,410	84	0	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	May 7
A Gift To All South Africans. Last night, while everybody was celebrating Valentine’s Day, we received the biggest Valentine’s gift we could ask for. Under immense pressure Jacob Z...	2,247	8	0	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	21 hrs ago
My Valentine I never make a fuss about big days like Christmas, Easter, Valentine’s Day and the likes. To me it is just a commercialized moneymaking racket and the...	3,767	62	0	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	May 7
Some People! I’m very even tempered; always the same. When somebody or something pissed me off, I don’t take it out on the next person and I cannot understand why...	4,533	57	1	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	9 hrs ago
Aging Gracefully I think the most difficult part of aging is admitting to it. Before that you live in denial and sometimes make a spectacle of yourself trying to prete...	2,918	67	0	Jan 2018	Feb 2018	20 hrs ago
A Gift or Not A Gift? She is here on holiday from one of the Northern provinces and will be leaving for home on the fifteenth. I met her at a dance on the third day of her...	4,273	96	1	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	19 hrs ago
An Amusing Conversation I received a PM from a 26 year old, obese Asian girl with a very cute face. She claimed to be a professor living in Cape Town. She has two photos in h...	4,222	52	2	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	14 hrs ago

Ever Been Beaten Up By A Woman? Well, I have. I picked her up… No! She picked me up in a pub one night. We were playing pool. We were the usual six and four wives. I was n...	4,053	68	2	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	May 7
Divorced? This act of treason had always been the biggest imaginable taboo in my family and I have the dubious honor to be the first in the family to have attai...	2,843	101	1	Jan 2018	Feb 2018	21 hrs ago
Bad Experiences With Men My jaw wants to unhook when I listen to what some women have to say about their close encounters of the third kind with men. It crossed my mind that s...	4,585	88	1	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	17 hrs ago
Tired Being Used? So often we hear people complaining about being used but is that not what people do? People use each other. I don’t just mean sexually...	1,720	40	0	Jan 2018	Feb 2018	18 hrs ago
Look At My Beautiful Lawn With the current drought in the Western Cape we only have water until April 12, 2018. Water restrictions are in force and we may not water our gardens...	2,518	114	1	Jan 2018	Jan 2018	May 5
How To Read Female Profiles When we finally get to meet the women of our dreams we are often disappointed because the object in our dreams is not quite as she described herself i...	3,030	82	0	Jan 2018	Jan 2018	May 8
A Day On The Water I groaned when the phone rang to tell me that we’re going to sea. I went to bed too late and needed much more sleep. I barely had my coffee before the...	1,861	48	0	Jan 2018	Jan 2018	2 hrs ago
The King Of The Jungle This blog is a figment of my imagination and it refers in its entirety to life in the jungle. Any parallels or similarities to other arenas or charact...	2,545	106	0	Jan 2018	Jan 2018	1 hrs ago
Five Years Today Yep, five years and it feels like yesterday when I first stumbled across Connecting Singles after googling for “Connecting Terminals for Single Wires”...	1,536	49	0	Jan 2018	Jan 2018	May 7
A Very Pleasant Evening I went dancing with my sister and her husband last night. I don’t really like dancing but we do this once every six weeks or so and as it was my turn...	1,766	50	0	Jan 2018	Jan 2018	May 8
New Technology And You Are you skeptical/sceptical about some new inventions or technology yet to come? Don’t be but if you insist, don’t talk about it too much. Some very b...	1,082	27	0	Jan 2018	Jan 2018	May 5

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