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Lookin4missrightonline today! Lookin4missright

melbourne, Victoria Australia

You Have Mail........
Hello , How are you doing today ,

My name is Ashley Hammiller and am a Registered Nurse By Proffession.. I checked into your profile and i find the little message amazing , i would love to know more about you ,Am open, sensual, kind, gentle and loving. I'm a very family oriented, sensitive and tender person, I want to give all of my tenderness and care to my special man I enjoy nature, seeing the stars at night, listening to the sounds of nature, being near the water, swimming, as I love the ocean and sea, I like traveling, cooking, dancing, drawing,skating and bowling, billiards, I enjoy music so much, Blues, christian music and modern. I am very understanding, open minded with a heart of forgiving, loving and caring with sense of humor, hard working with cheerful character, honest,sincere, kind, warm and intelligent with good looks. People can't believe it when they see my photographs because I look like my mom, I am a girl that like running on saturdays. Smiling. I was raised with a strike Christian background and taught from a young age to always respect myself and other people and learn how to give mutual respect to my man. I still maintain this value wherever I go, my favorite food are Sea Foods, Bacon, Egg, Plantain, meats, Fruits, And I eats plenty of Fruits and Vegetable, I also do like to eat French Pizza and Pasta, I never speak negatively about people, I take less and listen more to people and do not jump into other people's affair., I have fully decided to be a role Model to my children and a good, loving and caring wife to my husband, But I don't want to mess myself with the wrong Man. Basically I decided to settle with a nice, good loving and caring Man and and am glad i met you and i promise never to let you down. I will have to stop here for now.
email: [email protected] Text: 719-347-1362


heart wings

Call me babe xox
Re: You Have Mail........
Lookin4missright: Hello , How are you doing today ,

My name is Ashley Hammiller and am a Registered Nurse By Proffession.. I checked into your profile and i find the little message amazing , i would love to know more about you ,Am open, sensual, kind, gentle and loving. I'm a very family oriented, sensitive and tender person, I want to give all of my tenderness and care to my special man I enjoy nature, seeing the stars at night, listening to the sounds of nature, being near the water, swimming, as I love the ocean and sea, I like traveling, cooking, dancing, drawing,skating and bowling, billiards, I enjoy music so much, Blues, christian music and modern. I am very understanding, open minded with a heart of forgiving, loving and caring with sense of humor, hard working with cheerful character, honest,sincere, kind, warm and intelligent with good looks. People can't believe it when they see my photographs because I look like my mom, I am a girl that like running on saturdays. Smiling. I was raised with a strike Christian background and taught from a young age to always respect myself and other people and learn how to give mutual respect to my man. I still maintain this value wherever I go, my favorite food are Sea Foods, Bacon, Egg, Plantain, meats, Fruits, And I eats plenty of Fruits and Vegetable, I also do like to eat French Pizza and Pasta, I never speak negatively about people, I take less and listen more to people and do not jump into other people's affair., I have fully decided to be a role Model to my children and a good, loving and caring wife to my husband, But I don't want to mess myself with the wrong Man. Basically I decided to settle with a nice, good loving and caring Man and and am glad i met you and i promise never to let you down. I will have to stop here for now.
email: [email protected] Text: 719-347-1362




Call me babe xox


What's French Pizza, lub? confused


laugh
Re: You Have Mail........
Lookin4missright: Hello , How are you doing today ,

My name is Ashley Hammiller and am a Registered Nurse By Proffession.. I checked into your profile and i find the little message amazing , i would love to know more about you ,Am open, sensual, kind, gentle and loving. I'm a very family oriented, sensitive and tender person, I want to give all of my tenderness and care to my special man I enjoy nature, seeing the stars at night, listening to the sounds of nature, being near the water, swimming, as I love the ocean and sea, I like traveling, cooking, dancing, drawing,skating and bowling, billiards, I enjoy music so much, Blues, christian music and modern. I am very understanding, open minded with a heart of forgiving, loving and caring with sense of humor, hard working with cheerful character, honest,sincere, kind, warm and intelligent with good looks. People can't believe it when they see my photographs because I look like my mom, I am a girl that like running on saturdays. Smiling. I was raised with a strike Christian background and taught from a young age to always respect myself and other people and learn how to give mutual respect to my man. I still maintain this value wherever I go, my favorite food are Sea Foods, Bacon, Egg, Plantain, meats, Fruits, And I eats plenty of Fruits and Vegetable, I also do like to eat French Pizza and Pasta, I never speak negatively about people, I take less and listen more to people and do not jump into other people's affair., I have fully decided to be a role Model to my children and a good, loving and caring wife to my husband, But I don't want to mess myself with the wrong Man. Basically I decided to settle with a nice, good loving and caring Man and and am glad i met you and i promise never to let you down. I will have to stop here for now.
email: [email protected] Text: 719-347-1362




Call me babe xox

Scammers are good enough in performance of ideal wife for every single. huh - was impressed by seeing the stars....heart wings person is very creative in love letters....
inogenonline now! inogen

drogheda, Louth Ireland

Re: You Have Mail........
Pizza made in France, lol rolling on the floor laughing
Lookin4missrightonline today! Lookin4missright

melbourne, Victoria Australia

Re: You Have Mail........
mollybaby: What's French Pizza, lub?




Dunno lub, i did'nt read it conversing

My eyes scrolled down and saw email address.... then poooof!! ...Scammer...


I hope a scammer ffs conversing or i missed out on a 35yr old smidge doh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing happy place
Re: You Have Mail........
Very impressivethumbs up

She offer herself to you totally ,
Looks like she is breathless.. Flowing keep typing ..
I wish i could write a letter like her ,advertised myself
blushing
Re: You Have Mail........
whitelily1: Very impressive

She offer herself to you totally ,
Looks like she is breathless.. Flowing keep typing ..
I wish i could write a letter like her ,advertised myself


Copy her one laugh
stephenbadgeronline today! stephenbadger

Henderson, West Auckland New Zealand

Re: You Have Mail........
I used to get a lot of those ...mostly copied off scripts ...they always involve a tragic car accident or a mom impregnanted by an absentee yankee daddy & are accompanied by shitloads of spam mail, cos someone has been selling your email address, ggrrr

Oh well, your email address is out there now ...if you're bored & alone this Xmas ...bang off a few lines, ask for pics & see how long they wriggle around, before requesting your financial assistance, which you could respond to by asking "her" for a little spending money
help
Re: You Have Mail........
mollybaby: Copy her one


rolling on the floor laughing mollybaby iam a fast learnergrin

Wish you well in this season Mollywave
Re: You Have Mail........
whitelily1: mollybaby iam a fast learner

Wish you well in this season Molly


You too, White dancingsanta teddybear
Re: You Have Mail........
mollybaby: You too, White


cheers teddybear
stephenbadgeronline today! stephenbadger

Henderson, West Auckland New Zealand

Re: You Have Mail........
Oh, you got it on here, oh well, you can meet lots of them if you reply ...french pizza, probably a nigerian sender.
Re: You Have Mail........
stephenbadger: Oh, you got it on here, oh well, you can meet lots of them if you reply ...french pizza, probably a nigerian sender.


french pizza with nigerian taste rolling on the floor laughing
deviant_slice

unknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK

Re: You Have Mail........
mollybaby: What's French Pizza, lub?


Pissaladière.
newinsouthonline today! newinsouth

Aiken, South Carolina USA

Re: You Have Mail........
"I was raised with a strike Christian background"rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Re: You Have Mail........
beautiful woman,

Hello beautiful woman,
you're so beautiful and i really admire you.you are a good looking woman,
your beauty rains like morning dew,
I'm new here on this
site and my wish here its to get involve in a
serious relationship,
you look so cute and i will be very interested to get
to know you more
better, i will like us to have constant contact so
that we can get
used to ourselves. hope to hear from you soon,
best regard bye


Don’t you just love when they make some effort though. Not just the hi how you doing.

I told him I am used to used.





doh teddybear
Re: You Have Mail........
beautiful woman,

Hello beautiful woman,
you're so beautiful and i really admire you.you are a good looking woman,
your beauty rains like morning dew,
I'm new here on this
site and my wish here its to get involve in a
serious relationship,
you look so cute and i will be very interested to get
to know you more
better, i will like us to have constant contact so
that we can get
used to ourselves. hope to hear from you soon,
best regard bye


Don’t you just love when they make some effort though. Not just the hi how you doing.

I told him I am used to myself.





doh teddybear
Ccincy

Cincinnati, Ohio USA

Re: You Have Mail........
I have received mails in my inbox where guys will include their email address and sometimes their phone numbers.I just delete and block.
Maya74

Unknown, Osrednjeslovenska Slovenia

Re: You Have Mail........
I never get such long and poetic messages from scammers. blues

All I get is something like this:

'ur sooo beauttiful... want know u better...'

and then - an e-mail address and a telephone number...

That's all blues
Lookin4missrightonline today! Lookin4missright

melbourne, Victoria Australia

Re: You Have Mail........
On other sites the scammers shit me when they use first names twice boxing barf

NicoleBeverly
DonnaMarianne
BrendaJackie
BettyDeborah
MollyCork
JulieJennifer
AnneKerry
DorisBridgette etc mumbling barf
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